I Just Had A Dream Where I Was Forced To Walk Around With My Dildo Up My Cunt All Day (`)! My Boyfriend

I just had a dream where I was forced to walk around with my dildo up my cunt all day (∩´﹏`∩)! My boyfriend was there and when he pulled it out it was dripping.... So obviously I woke up humping my bed (｡>﹏<｡). This has literally never happened before and I'm so excited!! Does this mean I'm becoming even more of a slut????

I wanna watch a movie with someone!!

We're sitting on the couch together. All cozy and warm. I look at you with innocent enough eyes asking,

"Can I lay on your lap?"

It's kind of embarrassing, but you agree. You can feel my chest on your thigh. My pulse is so quick. I slide my hand along the hem of your shirt and wordlessly ask to touch you some more. I push your shirt up and start kissing your happy trail. My tongue is all hot and wet on your hairy belly and I'm kissing it quicker now. Like I need it. I do. I grab at your shirt trying to get it off. I'm sitting up now, straddling your leg to get some pressure on my parts. I need it so fucking bad.

"You can take this off for me, can't you, puppy?"

I'm practically pleading now. Absolutely panting into your ear. Like a mutt in heat just trying its best to get some relief. You grant my wish and take off your shirt to give my mouth full access. Your lips, neck, nipples, stomach. All so sticky now with hickeys starting to form. You'll be beautiful once I'm done with you.

Pinkie pie coded

The freak I wanna fuck just looked at a picture Weird Al and started giggling..?

I need to get high and play videogames with my ffriends. homoerotic style

Maybe youd have better luck scamming someone OTHER than a hornyposting blog! Good luck exploiting the goodwill of others!

(This blog has never interacted with us before and ive seen similar scam) ((if you are real, why tf are you asking money from 3 horny stranges without jobs??))

Pros and cons of my birth control

Pros: no period

Cons: the horny week (ovulation) is now ALL THE TIME and I need to get things done that aren't look at twitter and go on Chai.