If You Can't Handle Me At My "never Texting First, Eating Either Cereal, 3 Bites Of Mac N Cheese, Goldfish,

if you can't handle me at my "never texting first, eating either cereal, 3 bites of Mac n cheese, goldfish, or nothing"

You don't deserve me at my "not feeling AS depressed so I put eyeshadow and a dress on and THEN I stared at my phone until it turned off cause I wasn't watching a video, I was dissociating"

Sometimes I feel like I have no direction in my life and no passions to follow

Other times I feel like starting my 15th crochet project

I wanna sit down with Riddle Rosehearts and go through each and every rule of the Queen of Hearts (who was a tyrant) and have him explain why each and every one makes logical sense and should be followed.

I mean I get it, you're a dedicated rule follower but why do I need to wear pink to feed flamingos? Why can't I drink non-herbal tea at 10 o clock?

https://www.google.com/amp/s/twstarchives.tumblr.com/post/618351456127418368/rules-of-the-queen-of-hearts-there-are-810-total/amp

Wednesday liked the date with Tyler not because she liked Legally Blonde as a horror movie but because Legally Blonde has everything she loves about Enid (powerful bubbly Blonde who makes her color allergy flare up [cough she's blushing cough], pop songs, etc)

I only know the first 2 lines of frère Jacques in French

frère Jacques, frère Jacques

Dormez vous? Dormez vous?

Morning bells are ringing

Morning bells are ringing

Ding ding dong

Ding ding dong

Tbf most of them are regular teens but with one weird feature that isn't even weird. Oh that kid never takes off his hat? Weirdo but whatever, hes chill. That girl has very light, almost white, blue eyes? Ocular albinism. Those kids are really pale and drink a thick red juice? Twilight stans amiright?

still thinking about how wednesday was sent specifically to a school for outcasts but everyone was like ur a FREAK just bc she dressed in black & was morbid. like girlies r you not all vampires and werewolves taking classes focusing on deadly botanicals and shit? it’s giving jughead jones n his tirade about how weird he is. if anything they should have circled her chanting one of us! one of us! one of us! and found her threatening to guillotine them all endearing but that’s just me