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you guys are so not ready for the next art piece im about to post.

Love to see ur Blu Scout headcanons!! :}

oh I am SO excited for this okayokayokay

BLU Scout Headcanons

BLU Scout's name is still Jeremy, but he was mostly called James.

BLU Scout is extremely pale compared to his RED counterpart. (I headcanon RED Scout as being quite tan)

He has tons of freckles, mostly on his shoulders.

A lot of scars. Scars too deep for the Medigun to fix.

His nose, cheeks, fingers and shoulders are often very flushed due to the cold conditions he's used to (this also leads to my headcanon that the BLU base is in a snowy area)

Light auburn hair!!!!!!

His arms are much more built than RED Scout (they both have absolutely JACKED calves but I like to think RED Scout has no muscle built in his arms)

His personality is quite different from RED Scout. BLU is blunt, rude, and he's come to terms with his insecurities and doesn't hide them under a fake ego like RED does. He still has the same charm RED has though.

He pisses people off if he wants attention. He doesn't want anyone to form a bond with him but he still craves the attention.

Avid smoker. Smokes the same brand that Spy does.

Unlike the RED Scout, BLU has zero interest in Miss Pauling. Or women at all.

Always wearing his scarf (Merc Muffler), I like to think BLU Sniper knit it because he canonically knit RED Scout a sweater.

Wears the "Ye Olde Baker Boy" hat w/ earmuffs + "Wipe Out Wraps". It may look like he's prepared for the winter but he's always considered underdressed for the cold to his team.

BLU has an ongoing grudge against his RED counterpart. Everytime they see each other on the battlefield they get into these huge cat fights.

BLU can actually read.

Struggles with social cues.

Used to work at a diner as a waiter so he could help his ma pay the bills.

Among everyone in his team, he gets along the most with Sniper, Engie, and Medic.

I'll probably think of more at some point, but this is how I've always seen BLU Scout.

Also I never made up fanon names for mercs until just recently. I read this really good speeding bullet fic where they called BLU Scout James and I haven't put it down since.

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