The Tax Twins (the "nice" Bm Twins) Have Digestion Issues!

The tax twins (the "nice" bm twins) have digestion issues!

they eat prunes, (hc) they drink cranberry juice for digestion (cannon) they have a high fibre diet!!

I would like to see more of "Nice" Bloodmoon twins

Monty and Earth see Lunar as their son

That sounds interesting

My little head cannon is that Solar likes to hug people but he won't ask for it so he programmed Jack to like physical affection so that he can have hugs :)

Solar deserves every hug in the world

Of course i will provide tax twins headcannons because i am THE bloodmoon fan da funk 🙄.

Theyre very smart boys. They know a fuckton about interests, percentages, stock marketing and trades its almost insane

They actually have really weak stomachs- if they ate things like burritos or beans or things of that nature...their robotic ahh stomach cant seem to digest it smoothly lmao

bro takes hours in the shitters 😭

I like to think theyre both indoorsy instead of outdoorsy now- because they dont seem to be very active aka hunting for prey now- you vould see them shrimp backed typing away at their computers and numbers in a sufficiently lit up room like the nerds they are 🥰

instead of coffee breaks, CRANBERRY JUICE BREAKS.

i like to think their fellow office mates are intimidated by their knowledge on those damn numbers

like a typical office worker. They like sushi (ik they probably wont in canon but its so funny to think about them ordering sushi in some restaurant like a basic white man who got off from their office job)

they dont like charities LMAO

Also they dont like begging for money. i like to think the twins have a PRIDE in what they do, and their hard work that if they beg for money or for help they might seem weak and uncapable to others.

i do like to think the tax twins are a part of the celestial family in this one- they help with their finances despite working for fazbears financial team lmao

i like to think the twins DO HELP their family (financially) IF SO NEED BE but they are very adamant in returning what they owe (NO INTEREST.)

i like to think the crazy one wears a pencil skirt like an iconic bitch he is while the other a pantsuit and they both look nerdy as hell

sushi nights with their moon obviously

theyre the type to NOT INDULGE IN ANY SUBSTANCES NGL no smoking no drinking no nothing

(🙄💅 you will read this and agree that its cannon and so in character and so very iconic and girlslay/BIG SILLY)

This is 100% canon trust me guys

Solar has a crunchy addiction and he bites ice cream/popsicles. Crunchy green grapes?, hard candy?, apples? Crunchy=Yum.

Solar is so relatable honestly

I have sexuality headcanons!! (Same person who said everyone who comes from a moon is on the aroace spectrum-)

Cause, like-

Old Moon: aroace

Nexus: demiromantic aceflux

Kc: aromantic

Bm: repulsed aroace (they like blood and violence and only those two things lmao)

Eclipse: repulsed aroace (though I'm some of my aus ill make him non-repulsed and have him in a qpr, or grayaroace. But yknow)

Solar: ace, demiromantic

Ruin: demisexual

(also unrelated but Earth is a lesbian)

These are mostly based off vibes and what I think would fit with the characters lmao. As well as some projecting-

I love to see people headcanon TSAMS characters sexualities