The Sun And Moon Show Nice Bloodmoon Twins - Tumblr Posts
The tax twins (the "nice" bm twins) have digestion issues!
they eat prunes, (hc) they drink cranberry juice for digestion (cannon) they have a high fibre diet!!
I would like to see more of "Nice" Bloodmoon twins
Of course i will provide tax twins headcannons because i am THE bloodmoon fan da funk 🙄.
Theyre very smart boys. They know a fuckton about interests, percentages, stock marketing and trades its almost insane
They actually have really weak stomachs- if they ate things like burritos or beans or things of that nature...their robotic ahh stomach cant seem to digest it smoothly lmao
bro takes hours in the shitters 😭
I like to think theyre both indoorsy instead of outdoorsy now- because they dont seem to be very active aka hunting for prey now- you vould see them shrimp backed typing away at their computers and numbers in a sufficiently lit up room like the nerds they are 🥰
instead of coffee breaks, CRANBERRY JUICE BREAKS.
i like to think their fellow office mates are intimidated by their knowledge on those damn numbers
like a typical office worker. They like sushi (ik they probably wont in canon but its so funny to think about them ordering sushi in some restaurant like a basic white man who got off from their office job)
they dont like charities LMAO
Also they dont like begging for money. i like to think the twins have a PRIDE in what they do, and their hard work that if they beg for money or for help they might seem weak and uncapable to others.
i do like to think the tax twins are a part of the celestial family in this one- they help with their finances despite working for fazbears financial team lmao
i like to think the twins DO HELP their family (financially) IF SO NEED BE but they are very adamant in returning what they owe (NO INTEREST.)
i like to think the crazy one wears a pencil skirt like an iconic bitch he is while the other a pantsuit and they both look nerdy as hell
sushi nights with their moon obviously
theyre the type to NOT INDULGE IN ANY SUBSTANCES NGL no smoking no drinking no nothing
(🙄💅 you will read this and agree that its cannon and so in character and so very iconic and girlslay/BIG SILLY)
This is 100% canon trust me guys