Can We Stop With The Short And Therefore Pick-uppable -thinking, Bby Im Short And Stout You Cant Lift

Can we stop with the short and therefore pick-uppable -thinking, bby I’m short and stout you can’t lift me THAT easy

I just want everyone to stop for a second and consider the (actually pretty high) possibility that Alan Ross is an enjoltaire shipper.

I’m this friend btw. (Not that it was unclear to any of you based on my tumblr presence, I hope.) What’s the point of being a pathetic slut if you can’t tell your friends about it?!

So far, my favorite part of A Power Unbound is that Violet has decided Jack is not only her friend but her bestie who she discusses her sex life with- all very much against his will but clearly he enjoys it as he makes no effort to put an end to it despite claiming it annoys him 🤣

“why go to all the effort of transitioning to male if you’re just going to wear women’s clothing all the time?” because i look hot and sexy and everyone wants me soooo bad. end of questioning

This time of year at these latitudes is truly a remarkabke opportunity to peoplewatch. There are people in shorts and t-shirts. There are people in full suits because everyone went back to the office a few weeks back. There are people in shell suits. There’s me in a t-shirt and long trousers like a sane person. The kids these days are wearing pajama pants and hoodies to school (as they should). The grandmas think winter is here and next to them someone is in a cropped long-sleeve.

I think we were all done a great disservice by how quickly princess pampered babygirl Alan IN A DRESS was collectively forgotten

Alanzo being grumpy because he was forced into Jack’s old clothes and looks all fancy is like a tomboyish YA protagonist who’s suddenly become a princess and is now being pampered and put in sparkly dresses.