This Time Of Year At These Latitudes Is Truly A Remarkabke Opportunity To Peoplewatch. There Are People

This time of year at these latitudes is truly a remarkabke opportunity to peoplewatch. There are people in shorts and t-shirts. There are people in full suits because everyone went back to the office a few weeks back. There are people in shell suits. There’s me in a t-shirt and long trousers like a sane person. The kids these days are wearing pajama pants and hoodies to school (as they should). The grandmas think winter is here and next to them someone is in a cropped long-sleeve.

This absolute madwoman AXED her finger off to break an enchantment and then went straight into the direction of the enchantment

Emily Wilde the woman that you are, absolute scholar, any thing for more knowledge about the fae world

But also what is wrong with you

Can we stop with the short and therefore pick-uppable -thinking, bby I’m short and stout you can’t lift me THAT easy

I think we were all done a great disservice by how quickly princess pampered babygirl Alan IN A DRESS was collectively forgotten

Alanzo being grumpy because he was forced into Jack’s old clothes and looks all fancy is like a tomboyish YA protagonist who’s suddenly become a princess and is now being pampered and put in sparkly dresses.

oscar wilde in the afterlife watching n*tflix turn dorian and basil into siblings:

The pharmacist I got my anti-uterus-pills from just now is the most autistic man I’ve ever had the pleasure of interacting with and that’s saying something. What a pleasant customer service interaction. I hope he will dispense all my various meds from now on.