No One:

No one: …

Absolutely no one: …

Me (reading fanfiction): umm actually, that’s a set of combinations and not a chemise, I will now need to entirely reorient what happened in what I was reading

The pharmacist I got my anti-uterus-pills from just now is the most autistic man I’ve ever had the pleasure of interacting with and that’s saying something. What a pleasant customer service interaction. I hope he will dispense all my various meds from now on.

God I’m SUCH a bottom

Seminars are just academic yap sessions prove me wrong you can’t

I just love how pathetic he is

one of my favorite parts of a power unbound was when edwin called hawthorn "jack" and alan kinda just went 👀👀👀