Your Name Is Russel Feeld. You Are Trapped In A VHS Tape. You Are In The Body Of A Super Sexy Female

Your name is Russel Feeld. You are trapped in a VHS tape. You are in the body of a super sexy female cat burglar. You are wearing a latex body suit and a “I ❤️ my slut dad” tee shirt. You spent the past few hours getting repeatedly kicked in the head by the district attorney of Los Angeles. You just put an FBI agent into a 4 month coma. You are in the air ducts. You hate it. And now you think there are wild boars in the building.

I’m sorry but is the Boyfriend material fandom not familiar with the concept of shameless smut? Why are all these explicit fics so incredibly emotional and about boundaries and shit, what if I just wanna read about sub Luc and not think about why I use sex as a defense mechanism?!

I tried to order the last binding trilogy in hardcover bc i love me some hardcovers to collect but some bastard decided that a restless truth is sold out ???

the thing about the story of cain and abel is that i can’t blame cain in the slightest because if nobody had died before and i was unaware there would be consequences to my actions i would’ve been smashing rocks over my brother’s head since day one. honestly the fact that either of them lasted as long as they did without clobbering the other is a miracle within itself

Showed my mum around to some of our working class industrial history and took some cool pictures while at it

I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again, T makes me understand why teenage boys are like that

Because jesus fucking christ