I Can't Escape Them, Can I?

i can't escape them, can i?

happy pride month

I'll save it here... No reason...

Silly drunk dialogue

Can also be under the influence of other stuff.

"Oh, look at the stars! Ursa Major… so beautiful!" "We're inside. Those are just ceiling lights."

"Please don't leave me!" "I'm just going to the toilette." "Can I come with you?"

"My arm is floppy. I'm like a puppet."

"Can you be my girlfriend?" "I already am." "Oh, lucky me!"

"Let’s go play baseball!" "Your shoulder is dislocated, maybe not right now."

"You look almost as pretty as this moon." "That's a street lamp." "And you're almost as pretty."

"Have you ever thought about penguins? I think we should think more about penguins."

"You have a stupid face and it's my favourite one to stare at."

"I will definitely remember this tomorrow! How could I ever forget?" *doesn't remember anything in the morning*

"Oh, I think we haven't met before." "We have been in a relationship for five years now."

"You should go, otherwise I'm doing something stupid. Like kissing you or falling asleep on the bathroom floor."

"Let's get you home." "Oh, mine or yours?" "Ours." "Oh, wow!"

"I'm totally, absolutely, not at all drunk at all. Like... at all."

"Why are you all laughing? That is not very nice. I haven't even told my joke yet."

"How many drinks did you have?" "Yes, yes I am."

"You are too beautiful for me." *starts crying*

"Why are you undressing?" "Because it's hot! And I'm hot!"

*starts singing a remix of all their favourite songs*

*then starts crying, because their own voice is too beautiful*

So here's a conversation that i just had with my mom

Mom - so dad's not home yet, right?

Me - uh... Yeah, i agree

no context will be provided

If you'll get which oc reskin references what/who, then... Good👍

Names in order

1 hot chocolate spark

2 hooded mug

3 good night girls

4 sister

5 hidden gem

6 moonlight

7 sleepless conspiracy

8 i crave hugs

9 theia

10 confused cyborg

11 banana shake

12 cannibal

13 trampoline

14 mucka blucka

15 the whole world

16 child of the spire

17 bandaid

18 ally

19 beetle

20 lemon tea

21 pancake cop

22 priceless butterfly

23 RAZZMATAZZ

24 tomorrow came today

25 novamber lendscate

26 masala chai

27 late night caffeine

28 dumb

29 iced latte, orcish size

30 robots can love