Okay So Like. In Chapter 1, Kris Seems To Know Exactly How To Rip Their Soul Out And Had A Birdcage Ready,

okay so like. in chapter 1, kris seems to know exactly how to rip their soul out and had a birdcage ready, despite this being the first time we’ve ever controlled them. and i assumed maybe they’re just clever and figured it out throughout the course of the day, or maybe they’d somehow been forewarned of us coming

but in chapter 2, toriel tells susie it’s common for kris to just disappear into the bathroom alone with the water running, implying they’ve done that whole routine before

it seems like someone was controlling kris before we ever came into the picture. who was it? when was it? what did it make them DO??? (did they make kris do anything bad? was this person responsible for dess’s disappearance?)

do they know we’re not the same person that was previously controlling them?

Human stuff

kris grew up in a town where half of the occupants are covered in fur, and the other covered in scales right? They also seem to have been raised their whole life by monsters.

they probably don’t know they can make farts with their armpit and hands which is a tragedy because i bet they would love to know they have that kinda power.

heck a good portion of the town does not have hands like kris they probably doesn’t know how to whistle, but not just because they have trouble with it just genuinely don’t have the reference for it 

when their teeth started falling out they probably freaked out by it, if they had the reference to find it something worth freaking out about.

God help kris if that one book toreil used as reference didn’t mention anything about babies teething  as their teeth grew in, absolute nightmare scenario for everyone involved.

is the doctor in town licensed to practice medicine on humans? is kris in danger if they have any health issues one day?

did they get properly tossed around as a kid? I know this sounds strange but the reason your parents would like toss you up in the air and catch you or swing you between them or toss you at soft furniture or bounced you as a baby? yeah turns out its important for a kids development to gentle rattle them so their brain can learn how to deal with being put off balance better. 

We know kris got the biggest swinging bear hugs asgore could givem as a kiddo but how much about this is in a human raising book? what if she dismissed it as some type of cruel child rearing practice humans use when its perfectly fine? like how id be horrified out of context at the idea of monsters sending magic bullet  birthday cards because that sounds dangerous to me.

is a human actually able to survive on monster food and how much does a human actually need to eat because im sorry one sugary pie slice at night even if monster food didnt just disappear in your mouth and actually went down your throat isnt, healthy for a  teenager, or child, or adult.

(stealing and devouring an entire pie after not getting to eat any before bed, this being a fairly common occurrence from toreil joking about having to lock the oven again, and the fact kris sleeps through the beginning of class consistently does not help me think they are not suffering from unintentional malnourishment, even taking into account their recent escapades. Kris stomach growling loud enough for others to hear it when ralsei offers to bake them a cake later does not help disprove my hypothesis either)

I just, theres things that humans dont think to write down in parenting books for humans, and can give wildly different information depending on the source, biology ad phycology books can suffer the same issue, and history has revealed that if something is common knowledge at the time, like how to use a toilet, its not going to be written down often if at all. 

imagine if the book is written by a monster though, the lack of context that bring

There is a reason orphanages and hospitals have jobs of people to rock babies or read storys or play with or teach or mae sure their hugged. One of my personal fondest memories is being curled up snuggling with my mom in a recliner when i was very little, falling asleep to the sound of her pace maker, of her heartbeat.

was kris ever read to sleep as a child? sang to sleep? Im sure some experiences they got, singing off key in choir of other kids, dancing freely without fear to their favorite songs, clumsy and funny as kids do with their parents laughing and awkwardly dancing along. running through mud puddles and throwing them at friends and siblings, being taught not to do that. finding cool rocks  or snailshells or pieces of garbage that were shiny and wanting to keep them. 

But then we see kris’s room and it.

 everything there- or everything it doesn’t have- makes me worry for them. 

I mean yes currently kris’s biggest problem is us the player and whatever’s driven them to make dark portals, along with worrying about that knight if they arent the knight themselves. 

Maybe they made sure you couldnt ruin their stuff before you got there, honestly if we found out thats the case or were given a hint by someone talking about it that would make me feel better.

Idk, it just feels like there are many references tori has available to her on raising humans and its having an effect. 

sketchy little comic of dream eater riku

It’s up to Susie?

So I dunno if anyone has thought of this theory with the whole Ralsei asking us how Susie’s doing but I wanna put in my two cents.

But what if Ralsei wants us to view Susie doing nice things for a reason, being a character we could trust in doing the right thing (and being very lovable)

Chapter 1

Chapter 2

I could easily see Ralsei talking about Susie

‘So that’s why… it has to be Susie‘

Something to that extend

I don’t have any ideas on why, it just feels like Susie is going to grow more and more into a hero with each chapter, someone we root for, someone the player wants to side with

My theory is that Ralsei is telling Kris that Susie is going to be their last hope in something or that she’ll be the one give the final choice in something?

Anyway, that was my rambling on a theory that just popped in my head XD

OK I KNOW WHAT HAPPENED IN 'RISK' BUT HEAR ME OUT

What if both Adrien and Felix are half sentimonster because maybe they both where really sick when they were born so Emily created a sentimonster and split it in half and infused them with the sentimonster halves to save both of them.

And a second theory that I have is that Felix and Adrien are actually twins and that's why they were sick at the same time because Emily was using the peacock miraculous when was broken when she was pregnant with both of them

And she gave Amelie, Felix because maybe Amelie and her husband couldn't have kids.

deltarune theory that heartless!Kris is also not real Kris, but instead Kris being controlled by something else other than the player