This Is Surreal

This is surreal

For some reason a bird speaking Japanese is mildly off putting.

> Literal translation

Bird:“ ‘Uhm Hello, this is the Ono family.”

Bird: “What’s wrong?”

Owner: “Abe-chan, you’re a little too early. Once the phone’s picked up, then properly say hello.”

Bird: “Okay, understood.”

Owner: “Do you really understand? I’m counting on you. Hello, this is the Ono family residence in Gifu.”]

Bird: “Okay, I understand!”

Owner: “Got it.”

> That’s clearly some sort of Pokemon.

> Off-putting? It’s like birds were meant to speak Japanese!

> For some reason it’s never occurred to me that birds can mimic languages other than English. It’s so cool, though!

Part 1 of a Rick and Morty reading of some court transcripts from Georgia (word-for-word, this is directly from the court documents).

Note: I didn’t get all of it cause my phone was running out of space.

i’m completely obsessed with this video. it’s like a catastrophic 5-vehicle car accident but with human men

HE JUST FCKING SCREAMS IM

games that think more gameplay mechanics equals more fun