I Feel Like Wonder Woman Could Get Away With Throwing Batman Over Her Shoulder To Carry Him Away Exactly

i feel like wonder woman could get away with throwing batman over her shoulder to carry him away exactly once, just because she would have the element of surprise. batman prepares for everything but there are limits. if you were batman would you ever in a million years expect a woman who is two inches shorter than you in one-inch heels to just pick you up and leave like she’s carrying a bag of sand to build a wall. like you are the victim of a cartoon caveman from the fifties. i postulate that you would not. maybe in her arms like a lumberjack’s bride, but a fireman’s carry? while he is not only conscious, but entirely capable of moving under his own power? this is the one scenario that batman never prepared for and he suffers the consequences. she could never get away with it again and so she doesn’t even try but from that moment on the possibility is always in the back of his mind. he is on alert. he wants her to try again so he can prove it won’t work this time. she never gives him the satisfaction. he can never explain to anyone how he is suffering. no one will understand. he stands on a rooftop in the rain and broods.

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Here's another picture of the decorations for the costume party @prestowebbs and I hosted on Saturday night, and my Halloween costume/drag character, Luna Velouria: princess of a far off galaxy. I made the dress and shoes, and did my own makeup. ❄️️💎🌜🦄👸🌌✨ Photo credit: @leilaniphoenix #firsttimedrag #dragrace #rpdr #icedress #spaceprincess #halloween #halloweencostume #blacklight #dragqueen #crafty #project #lunavelouria #lighting #decorations #clutchingatcurls #spooky #spiders #halloweenparty (at Flower Mound, Texas)

In love with my blue hair 💙 #bluehair #summer #bedtime #mermanhair #patriotic (at Burleson, Texas)

Our puppy, Venus, is a #bat for #Halloween #puppy #autumn #costume (at Burleson, Texas)

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