An advice column run by Bobby Fulbright! inspired by my love of ace attorney and my passing interest in the sims. Personal side blog @blackquillchillin

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Dear Simon Blackquill What Do You Think About Maroon 5

Dear simon blackquill what do you think about maroon 5

They're.....certainly musicians.

-Simon Blackquill

Oh shut up Simon! They're boppin, you don't even know!

I don't think you understand the masterful musicisanin-ness and lyricism in a song like Payphone.

Like, "I'm at a payphone, trying to call home," that almost rhymes!

-Thena

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((continuing from here with @umi-teardrop))

Oh please, I wasn't going to actually hurt the man.

*Simon shifts, looking away*

"he's.... fine. Loud. Self-aggrandizing. Smells like ashes. Could probably bench the weight of his firetruck, which I'm certain drew Fool-Bright to him to begin with. Rover loves him, or so I'm told.

What does it matter? Fool-Bright is head over heels it would seem. He's been spending all his time with the man, I'm sure they'll be very happy.

*a twinge of bitterness, perhaps?*

-Simon Blackquill


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Hola! ¿Qué pasa?

Athena here! Simon's staying with me for the night cause he's all grouchy that Fulbright is finding love, so we're answering questions together tonight! mostly to get his mind off things, ol' grumpy gills is being a real toad lately. nothing kicking back with his best nister won't help though!

Ask away!

-Thena


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Aura San is not happy that I have yet another sword. Though, it may be my ghostly appearance she doesn’t like

......?

M-Mom??

-Athena

Wait.

You also see her?

-Simon Blackquill


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Ngh!

*two more locks shatter. Simon looks stressed, his composure is slipping.*

Obsession? Don't give that man any credit. It only takes eyes to see, and he's been in my home!

As for Rover, I was merely listening to Fool-Bright ramble, nothing more, I, I...

I admit, I'm not pleased, I am, perhaps, being selfishly envious. I don't have a great number of people to spend time with, only myself and Taka. It...is displeasing to see one of only a few persons I desire to see elsewhere. I should apologize to Fulbright on this, he is my friend and deserves to be happy. I should apologize to him, as a friend.

There is nothing else to say on this topic.

Good day!

-Simon Blackquill

((continuing from here with @umi-teardrop))

Oh please, I wasn't going to actually hurt the man.

*Simon shifts, looking away*

"he's.... fine. Loud. Self-aggrandizing. Smells like ashes. Could probably bench the weight of his firetruck, which I'm certain drew Fool-Bright to him to begin with. Rover loves him, or so I'm told.

What does it matter? Fool-Bright is head over heels it would seem. He's been spending all his time with the man, I'm sure they'll be very happy.

*a twinge of bitterness, perhaps?*

-Simon Blackquill


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Umi:

-Hey Athena I think Simon needs comforting

Hm?

Oh, man. Yeah, I got him. The Discord in his heart has been fluctuating a lot lately, but It sounds like some of it has cleared out. Man just gotta process some things.

But hey, that's why I'm here, right?


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