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Justice!

An advice column run by Bobby Fulbright! inspired by my love of ace attorney and my passing interest in the sims. Personal side blog @blackquillchillin

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4 months ago
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5 months ago

Time: 3:28, friday night

*the phone rings, Simon stirs from his slumber on a pull out bed, rubbing sleep from his eyes. recognizing the number, he flips the phone open, bringing it to his face. nearby, Athena shifts in her sleeping bag, but does not wake.*

"Fulbright?"

the voice on the other end is fuzzy, panicked, and not Fulbright's.

"He's freaking out I don't know what to do-"

Simon sits bolt upright, his heart in his chest.

"You're his roommate, right? is this normal?? what do I do???"

Simon wakes Athena, and grabs his boots.

"We have to go"


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5 months ago

Time: 2:34, Friday Night.

I've been doing a lot of thinking lately, and...perhaps I have not been entirely honest with Fulbright about how I feel.

I did not believe I was ready for a relationship, I still do not, but.....

It is dishonest to claim there is no feeling there.

Surely it is too late, however. Even if Fulbright has ever felt the same for me, he is with his man even now. I can not confront him with these feelings, he has them for another. Besides, I....do not know that I am good for others.

What am I to do?

-Simon Blackquill


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5 months ago

Umi:

-Hey Athena I think Simon needs comforting

Hm?

Oh, man. Yeah, I got him. The Discord in his heart has been fluctuating a lot lately, but It sounds like some of it has cleared out. Man just gotta process some things.

But hey, that's why I'm here, right?


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5 months ago

((continuing from here with @umi-teardrop))

Oh please, I wasn't going to actually hurt the man.

*Simon shifts, looking away*

"he's.... fine. Loud. Self-aggrandizing. Smells like ashes. Could probably bench the weight of his firetruck, which I'm certain drew Fool-Bright to him to begin with. Rover loves him, or so I'm told.

What does it matter? Fool-Bright is head over heels it would seem. He's been spending all his time with the man, I'm sure they'll be very happy.

*a twinge of bitterness, perhaps?*

-Simon Blackquill


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5 months ago

*The last lock shatters, crumbling away. Simon takes in a sharp breath, eyes wide. He had no idea the photograph existed. his mouth moves, but it makes no sound. He sinks into a sitting position, staring at the photograph.*

"I...I suppose...Nay, I must..."

"......"

".....I don't think I've ever felt the same towards him as anyone else."

-Simon Blackquill

((continuing from here with @umi-teardrop))

Oh please, I wasn't going to actually hurt the man.

*Simon shifts, looking away*

"he's.... fine. Loud. Self-aggrandizing. Smells like ashes. Could probably bench the weight of his firetruck, which I'm certain drew Fool-Bright to him to begin with. Rover loves him, or so I'm told.

What does it matter? Fool-Bright is head over heels it would seem. He's been spending all his time with the man, I'm sure they'll be very happy.

*a twinge of bitterness, perhaps?*

-Simon Blackquill


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5 months ago

*Simon turns, eyes narrow.*

"What now?"

(Inside the envelope is a series of candid photos-it seems someone ordered them after getting pictures developed, the whole Fulbright Clan is shown off, aunts, uncles, the works. And, nestled in between a shot of Bobby arm-wrestling and a picture of Nana scolding her sister, is the one Umi was looking for. Simon, asleep, leaning on Bobby's arm, holding his hand as he dozes. The picture is fuzzy, just slightly out of focus, and Bobby is away from the camera, presumably speaking to someone, but it could not be anyone but them.)

"I'm all out of patience, and I'm not going to keep waiting while you throw out baseless accusations.

-Simon Blackquill

((continuing from here with @umi-teardrop))

Oh please, I wasn't going to actually hurt the man.

*Simon shifts, looking away*

"he's.... fine. Loud. Self-aggrandizing. Smells like ashes. Could probably bench the weight of his firetruck, which I'm certain drew Fool-Bright to him to begin with. Rover loves him, or so I'm told.

What does it matter? Fool-Bright is head over heels it would seem. He's been spending all his time with the man, I'm sure they'll be very happy.

*a twinge of bitterness, perhaps?*

-Simon Blackquill


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5 months ago

You....don't have anything, do you? these are blank pages, nothing on them.

Were you actually in my room? likely not, Taka would have clawed you, but then, I suppose she's not always home. My room is my scantum, stay out of it.

*Simon turns to go, calling Taka to light on his shoulder, muttering under his breath.*

(It would seem Simon can not see past the fourth wall. He does not seem to notice, however, the envelope slipped under the door.)

(will you open it?)

((continuing from here with @umi-teardrop))

Oh please, I wasn't going to actually hurt the man.

*Simon shifts, looking away*

"he's.... fine. Loud. Self-aggrandizing. Smells like ashes. Could probably bench the weight of his firetruck, which I'm certain drew Fool-Bright to him to begin with. Rover loves him, or so I'm told.

What does it matter? Fool-Bright is head over heels it would seem. He's been spending all his time with the man, I'm sure they'll be very happy.

*a twinge of bitterness, perhaps?*

-Simon Blackquill


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5 months ago

ATHENA’S HERE??? Is she still here??

Hey-o!

Yeah I'm here! Where else would I be?

-Thena

(note, for the purposes of this blog, it's still Friday night, and will be for a couple more hours-we'll see how long exactly!)


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5 months ago

Aura San is not happy that I have yet another sword. Though, it may be my ghostly appearance she doesn’t like

......?

M-Mom??

-Athena

Wait.

You also see her?

-Simon Blackquill


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5 months ago

ure so cool

aww, Simonn!

they think you're cool! they must not know you very well, hahaha!

On the contray, Cykes-dono, they have eyes to see. You are blinded by your youth, you willl see in time.

Nein, it is the youth who always know what the cool things are! always!

-Athena & Simon

((out of character, thank you so much! i'm sure you're really cool too!))


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5 months ago

Yeah, well, appearances can be deceiving! I'll knock you out!

*Athena grins, hands on her hips. Simon's eyes narrow, sliding his sword out of its sheath.*

"Want who to see me? What do you want with Athena?"

*theres a man just… standing there*

*he’s watching Athena, seemingly wanting to approach her but not quite sure how*

( @ask-the-layton-system )

um....

Hi..?

-Thena

*Simon prepares to draw his blade in anticipation. strange men will not harass Athena tonight.*


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5 months ago

Dear simon blackquill what do you think about maroon 5

They're.....certainly musicians.

-Simon Blackquill

Oh shut up Simon! They're boppin, you don't even know!

I don't think you understand the masterful musicisanin-ness and lyricism in a song like Payphone.

Like, "I'm at a payphone, trying to call home," that almost rhymes!

-Thena


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5 months ago

To Bobby!

Random question, but do you like Chinese food? I dunno why; you just strike me as a Chinese food lover!

Hm?

Oh, yes! Funny you should ask, but Burnie and I just ordered some takeout! I like the crab rangoons myself, its so tasty!

In Justice We Trust!

-Bobby Fulbright


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5 months ago

DO U HAVE DID

((ah, no, I'm sorry. I have a loved one who does, but I just like writing multiple characters. I sign anything that's in character with which character would have said it, I apologize for any confusion!)

((there are some really cool bloggers on here who do though! I'd @ them but I don't know if they want the attention or not))

((Thank you for the interest! hope it's not too disappointing.))

(-Marina, aka the mod)


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5 months ago

You're Right, and you should say it!

-Thena

Athena Cykes is so cool actually


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5 months ago

*theres a man just… standing there*

*he’s watching Athena, seemingly wanting to approach her but not quite sure how*

( @ask-the-layton-system )

um....

Hi..?

-Thena

*Simon prepares to draw his blade in anticipation. strange men will not harass Athena tonight.*


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5 months ago

yooooo. to women or not to women?

Hell yeah to women!

I love women! and, I am one!

Woman are the best.

-Simon Blackquill


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5 months ago

hey athena, why is simon so mad right now?

Ah, he's ticked off 'cause Fulbright's spending all his time with his new boyfriend, and Simon feels left out.

He's not really sure how he feels about Fulbright either, but I don't think he's ready to talk about that yet, ya'know?

-Thena


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5 months ago

Hola! ¿Qué pasa?

Athena here! Simon's staying with me for the night cause he's all grouchy that Fulbright is finding love, so we're answering questions together tonight! mostly to get his mind off things, ol' grumpy gills is being a real toad lately. nothing kicking back with his best nister won't help though!

Ask away!

-Thena


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5 months ago

Burnie comes over tonight.

I will be at Athena's, heading there after work.

If any of you have questions, I suppose both she and I can answer them. I imagine Fulbright will be too busy with his man.

Please send queries.

-Simon Blackquill


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5 months ago

....You don't know me.

What are you even talking about, seeing things I should not have seen?

I am envious of the time Fulbright spends with Burnie, yes, fine. I can admit I miss time spent with a friend.

But an obsession?

Why, because you think I have feelings? Because I was rude to him the one time we met? Because I noticed things? I'm fairly observant, and I noticed things that only require meeting a man once. Are you obsessed because you listened to Fulbright ramble? Then why should I be?

I admit I do not have the easiest time communicating, nor a great many friends. But while you have proven that I am close with Fulbright, you equate that with obsession. A misstep on your end, not mine.

Your assessment is wrong. Burnie is coming to spend the night with Fulbright, and I will be going to spend time with Athena. I will apologize in the morning.

-Simon Blackquill

(a misstep, it seems. Perhaps an altered approach..?)

((continuing from here with @umi-teardrop))

Oh please, I wasn't going to actually hurt the man.

*Simon shifts, looking away*

"he's.... fine. Loud. Self-aggrandizing. Smells like ashes. Could probably bench the weight of his firetruck, which I'm certain drew Fool-Bright to him to begin with. Rover loves him, or so I'm told.

What does it matter? Fool-Bright is head over heels it would seem. He's been spending all his time with the man, I'm sure they'll be very happy.

*a twinge of bitterness, perhaps?*

-Simon Blackquill


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5 months ago

Ngh!

*two more locks shatter. Simon looks stressed, his composure is slipping.*

Obsession? Don't give that man any credit. It only takes eyes to see, and he's been in my home!

As for Rover, I was merely listening to Fool-Bright ramble, nothing more, I, I...

I admit, I'm not pleased, I am, perhaps, being selfishly envious. I don't have a great number of people to spend time with, only myself and Taka. It...is displeasing to see one of only a few persons I desire to see elsewhere. I should apologize to Fulbright on this, he is my friend and deserves to be happy. I should apologize to him, as a friend.

There is nothing else to say on this topic.

Good day!

-Simon Blackquill

((continuing from here with @umi-teardrop))

Oh please, I wasn't going to actually hurt the man.

*Simon shifts, looking away*

"he's.... fine. Loud. Self-aggrandizing. Smells like ashes. Could probably bench the weight of his firetruck, which I'm certain drew Fool-Bright to him to begin with. Rover loves him, or so I'm told.

What does it matter? Fool-Bright is head over heels it would seem. He's been spending all his time with the man, I'm sure they'll be very happy.

*a twinge of bitterness, perhaps?*

-Simon Blackquill


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