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If You Ever Feel Embarrassed Over A Mispronunciation, Just Remember That I Once Tried Saying The Pokemon's
If you ever feel embarrassed over a mispronunciation, just remember that I once tried saying the Pokemon's name Ditto but ended up saying "dildo" instead while talking to my then nine year-old brother about his Pokemon card collection.
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