Other Bloggers: Man I Need To Clean Out My Askbox

Other bloggers: man I need to clean out my askbox

Me:

BB was just… So “early 2000′s DeviantART”  it’s not even funny. 

An overly rushed and messy snippet ;)

"Pay no attention

to the lies they try to feed you

It's a wicked, twisted fable

He's not stable

It's just another box of tricks

a crock of shit and good dreams

go wasted" - No Place Like Home, Todrick Hall

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"They say before you start a war

You better know what you're fighting for

Well, baby, you are all that I adore

If love is what you need, a soldier I will be"

Death Note Fandom, 2009:

- Creepy straight chicks obsessed with yaoi

- Thousands of fans

- Constant infighting about which characters and ships were better

- “L did nothing wrong uwu!!!!!!!”

 - Really, REALLY weird fanart

- DeviantArt™

- Everyone thinking BB and L were hot

- Hatred for Rem, Misa, and Near

- Naming characters after animals

- x D rawr used unironically

- mostly comprised of scene emo 12 year olds

- Is basically the L fandom

- Unironic OwOs

- Did these people even watch the show???

Death Note Fandom, 2019:

- Literally 10 people left in the fandom

- Everyone is either gay, autistic, or both 

- Everyone hates all the characters but also loves them

- Constant roasting of L and Light

- People now WORSHIP Rem and Near

- Everyone ships Lawlight and Remisa

- Less genuine love for the show and more campy nostalgia

- Dies for a few months, and then some new meme format or obscure trivia comes out and we rise from our graves to embrace the short spring in our barren, arctic fandom

- What the Homestuck fandom would be like if it wasn’t on acid

- Memes. Literally all memes. 

- People are??? Nice??! To??? Other fans!??!

- “ beyond birthday is trash and is a rat who eats jam out of a trash can but you know what his personality is well actually also terrible" 

- TwO g uYS Chi Lli N g in a tASK foRce HANdcuFfed 5 fe Et apA r T -  

- We’re all dead inside let’s be honest