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Stanford Pines Shower/bath Hcs (stanford X Reader)

Stanford Pines shower/bath hcs (stanford x reader)

💕 fluff & ❗ not necessarily smut but partially NSFW

very insecure about his scars (and tattoos) at first

takes a long time until he's comfortable with the idea

that man lights his face on fire to shave... he does Not know what a conditioner is. his luck that you're willing to show him what different kinds of products are for

believe me otherwise this man would use some 3in1 bs i can practically see it (same as dipper "washing clothes is a waste of time" pines btw)

will happily wash your hair for you

(his fingers massaging the shampoo in would feel so good i just know it)

if you want him to truly relax, you'll get in a bath with him and wash his hair. i guarantee you, he will melt

very easily flustered. averts his eyes and tries not to stare at your body

likes to hold you close and just stand under the stream of warm water for a while

will put on his old records to quietly play in the background

not a big fan of the idea of shower sex, but will give it a try if you're really into it

i'm sorry but if you try it, he'd be rather clumsy

he prefers to make this non-sexual, relaxing quality time together

if it's something you like, he will run you baths as aftercare after a particular rough night

thinks you're the most beautiful creature he's ever laid eyes on

washing you gives him the perfect opportunity (and excuse) to study your body closer. it's curves, the marks and spots on your skin, the reactions he can get out of you...

-------------------------------------------------- thank you for reading <3 reblogs are appreciated

a/n: i'm sorry dear anon if you wanted something more steamy (pun intended), i'm just still having a hard time writing smut, i hope this is okay >.< requested here

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waiter!!! waiter!!! could i get some shower/bath hcs with stanford pines??? can be both sfw or nsfw or both if possible!!!

one stanford x reader shower/bath hcs comin' right up!

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