When You Tell Me To Do, Tell Me Why You Want Me To Do It And I Reply With Well That Reason Doesnt Make

When you tell me to do, tell me why you want me to do it and I reply with “well that reason doesn’t make any sense because ….”I’m not telling you I won’t do it, I’m just saying your excuse is bad, pick a better one

A competition I see, or perhaps a comrade?

Matter not, the edge is a nice spot.

never forget

WHO WAS GOING TO TELL ME PEOPLE CAN SEE WHEN I LIKE THEIR POSTS!!!!

Looking for my husband Nazeem? Check the Jarl’s backside. That’s usually where he stuffs himself these days.

There’s a nip in the air. Cold won’t be good for my crops. Never is. 

Well, where does it ache when you are very sad?

Now that I think about it, where did the like heart vs brain thing even come from?? Like the heart isn’t in charge of your feelings, it just pumps your blood, the brain does everything else! Your ideas, emotions, hopes and dreams it’s all up here! And if you want to have another organ to represent feelings don’t want to have the right brain vs left brain situation, why not choose your gut or stomach?? You get gut feeling and feel butterflies there, heart does SHIT except keeping you alive but yknow

Google told me that ladybugs like dahlias and daisies, and that they eat little creatures.

But it looks like this ladybug has bitten off more than they can chew…

I think this cute mothefucker is biting me