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ππππππππππ: α΄‘ΙͺΚΚΙͺα΄α΄ Κα΄x, Κα΄ΚΚΙͺκ±α΄Ι΄ Ι’Κα΄Κ, ΚΙͺα΄α΄ α΄α΄ α΄Ι΄κ±, α΄ΚΚα΄Κα΄ Ι’Κα΄α΄α΄Ιͺα΄, α΄Κκ°α΄Ι΄κ±α΄ κ±ΚΚα΄ α΄α΄Ιͺα΄α΄, Κα΄Ι’α΄Κ Κα΄Κα΄Κ, α΄α΄α΄ α΄ α΄α΄α΄’α΄’α΄, α΄ΚΚΙͺκ± α΄α΄‘ΙͺΚΙͺΙ’Κα΄, α΄ Ιͺα΄α΄α΄Κ
ππππππ'π ππππ: I'm watching the Barbie movie on Sunday with my sister. It's appaling that I've waited this long to watch it
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He honestly seemed very intrigued by Oppenheimer, but decided to watch Barbie because he wanted to try new things
When the lyrics "I'm just Ken" came on, he defo said "Yes you are" as if it was a conversation π
Watched Oppenheimer after but didn't enjoy it as well as Barbie
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Lied to everyone saying he watched Oppenheimer but went to the Barbie screening
The only reason why he got caught is because he saw Victor looking straight at him eating popcorn with the smuggest smile on his face
Watched Oppenheimer after like William but found it much more interesting than he did
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Barbie. No I will not elaborate
Probably wore all pink to the screening. Since his hair is pink, he was genuinely so proud of his genes because it fit
Loved the movie, the type of guy to buy like some Barbie keychain
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Watched Oppenheimer first together for funsies. I can see Elbert making fun of all the people who actually went to see Barbie and wearing pink (Liam)
Somehow, he ended up in the Barbie screening five minutes after Oppenheimer because Alfonse heard all the people from the Barbie movie gushing on how good it was, so he wanted to see it
Elbert won't admit it but he enjoyed Barbie more than Oppenheimer. He found the actress for Barbie very pretty
Alfonse honestly didn't like one more than the other, he liked both the exact same
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Seem like the guy who would go to watch Barbie but got bored of it, so he slept through 90% of the movie
Watched Oppenheimer after and was so interested bro sat at the edge of his seat, almost fell off
Promised himself he would go see Barbie again but never went
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Ellis wanted to see Barbie and Jude want to see Oppenheimer. So they went to both
Jude is honestly so ashamed of himself because, like Elbert, he enjoyed Barbie more than Oppenheimer
Ellis relates to Alan on a personal level, and I don't even know why. "I'm just Ken" lives rent-free in his head all the damn time
One time, they were both in his office, and Ellis was humming "I'm just Ken" and Jude replied with "Anywhere else I'd be a ten" and they stared at each other for a good minute before getting back to work as if nothing just happened
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Bro knew Harrison was lying so he went to the Barbie movie to scope him out but being to engrossed in the movie he totally forgot Harrison at the back
In times of need, he tells himself that he is Kenough and that actually helps???
Goes and watches it again for funsies

Β©οΈumi-adxhira [23/08/2023]
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I SAW UR HEADCANONS OF VICTOR AND WILLIAM FALLING IN LOVE WITH THE SAME PERSON SOOOOO can we pls get roger and jude falling for the same person??? tysm if you decide to write it!
love ur works

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Oh hell no
They simply cannot stand this
Jude is more forward in his opinion in being shared with another person. He hates sharing, so being shared himself makes him sick. But it's Roger... so that eases it slightly
Roger is slightly disappointed. He knows how much Jude can be, and that'll only double when he's around
But they both love you, so seeing you happy with the other person makes his heart at ease at times. One of them is with you at all times. If Roger is tending to a patient, you're with Jude. If Jude's at an important meeting you can't attend, you're with Roger. Like that
Sex is pretty much the same. You're sucking on Roger's cock while Jude pounds into you from behind at a ferocious pace, sometimes pushing youd head further down on Roger's cock so you choke
With aftercare, Jude is most likely to leave it to Roger. First, he cleans you, then himself, then you both cuddle. Jude gets a little salty that he didn't cuddle, but he didn't clean you up so

But regardless, Jude always finds time to hang with you alone, no Roger bothering you. He often forces you to cuddle on him while he plays with your hair as you tell him about your day. He may seem like he doesn't care, but he hangs on to every word
Roger spends his time teaching you about medicine, if you're interested. If he feels like you know enough, he may make you help treat a wound, but something minor, like a papercut or a scab
Overall, 8/10 because I said so

Β©οΈumi-adxhira [08/07/2023]
Hcs on the morning after w/ the ikevil guys?

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ππππππππππ: α΄‘ΙͺΚΚΙͺα΄α΄ Κα΄x, Κα΄ΚΚΙͺκ±α΄Ι΄ Ι’Κα΄Κ, ΚΙͺα΄α΄ α΄α΄ α΄Ι΄κ±, α΄ΚΚα΄Κα΄ Ι’Κα΄α΄α΄Ιͺα΄, α΄Κκ°α΄Ι΄κ±α΄ κ±ΚΚα΄ α΄α΄Ιͺα΄α΄, Κα΄Ι’α΄Κ Κα΄Κα΄Κ, α΄α΄α΄ α΄ α΄α΄α΄’α΄’α΄, α΄ΚΚΙͺκ± α΄α΄‘ΙͺΚΙͺΙ’Κα΄, α΄ Ιͺα΄α΄α΄Κ
ππππππ'π ππππ: Normally, I would make individual/group headcanons for these lot, but I think for this one specifically, it's all the same
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He loves you so much. He especially loves waking up early to see your face, sun shining perfectly on your figure as you softly snore into his chest. He loves it when he takes a strand of hair out of your face, twirling it in his fingers as he peacefully waits for you to wake up. It's his favourite time of the day
He watches as your eyes flutter open, a small, adorable yawn accompanying you as you rub your eyes, earning a chuckle from him. He greets you with a "good morning" and a kiss on the forehead, to which you respond, kissing any bare skin within yohr reach
He pulls you closer to him, not wanting to let you go. You snuggle more into his chest, holding him tighter as he rests his chin on your head, continuing to play with your hair.
"You're staying here with me all day,"
"What about your-"
"No, you're more important than anything to me"
If in the circumstances he has to leave, he'll quietly do so, trying hard not to give in to the way you sadly pout, grabbing onto his sleeve with a small whine. He kisses your forehead once more before he enters the bathroom
If you manage to fall asleep once again after he comes out of the bathroom, he'll simply chuckle, sitting down on the edge of the bed for a few seconds to caress your head, before leaving to do his work
It's always in these moments where he silently vows to protect you forever, not letting the cruel, outside world taint your innocence

Β©οΈumi-adxhira [03/07/2023]
*amazing gif representing my love*
Me over Ellis!
Me preparing to meet my men π

Hi there! Could I request ikemen villain Mc with galaxy eyes, suitors reaction. Thank you!
Elbert, William, and Ellis

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ππππππππππ: α΄‘ΙͺΚΚΙͺα΄α΄ Κα΄x, α΄ΚΚα΄Κα΄ Ι’Κα΄α΄α΄Ιͺα΄, α΄ΚΚΙͺκ± α΄α΄‘ΙͺΚΙͺΙ’Κα΄
ππππππ'π ππππ: I am the mother of the IkΓ©men Villains universe. I shall be called "mother" lol. I shall feed you all with juicy content and love you my babies
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Often finds himself staring into your eyes, love-struck. I can imagine his chin resting on his hand with a sigh when he looks down on you in the gardens when he's in his room looking out of the window like in those romance movies
Buys you little trinkets that match your eyes, like a purple, blue and pink one. Gets fucking ecstatic when he sees you wearing his little gifts
Loves how they twinkle in the night sky and refuses to let a single strand of hair cover your eyes, saying it covers your beauty
Compliments you on the daily no I will not elaborate
Secretly hates it when you go out because then other people will fawn over your eyes when it's only meant to be seen by him. You always go out with him
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He fell in love with you. Love at first sight doesn't matter the gender. If you're a male, and Elbert thought he wasn't gay... turns out he is he just needed you to show him pookie
Would have thought about cutting your eyes open a few times so he can keep your eyeballs... probably told you when you were a few months into the relationship which lowkey freaked you out
Refuses to let you go out for the same reasons as William, he doesn't want anyone else to see your beauty
Give him puppy eyes and he will literally bow to your feet, whatever you ask him he shall deliver. He won't even hesitate to even betray the Crown for you
Often takes you to the gardens at night to look at the stars, he enjoys your little 'wows' and cute giggles to when you talk about things. Makes him fall in love with you more
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Unlike the other two, he loves to show you off, so that everyone knows you belong to him
Somehow starts to write poetry... not sure if it's canon that he writes poetry but whatever. He also likes to make flower crowns for you, specially in blue, purple and pink to match your eyes
Especially loves the mornings when you just wake up. He wakes up earlier than you just for him to see your eyes fluttering open
Talkes about you a lot... Jude has to stop him as soon as your name is mentioned in conversation otherwise he will not stop
If you gift him any galaxy-themed ornaments he will literally never let you go you're staying with him forever

Β©οΈumi-adxhira [10/08/2023]