One Thing They Don't Tell You Is That All Books Can Be Gay Erotica If You Choose To Read Them That Way

One thing they don't tell you is that all books can be gay erotica if you choose to read them that way

OOOOOOOOOOOOHOHOHOOHJ OMGHFG FMFH AAAAAAAAAAAAAGH im gonna eat this lore up!!!!

Hydrogen as king of le universe?! BASED OFF LULU!?!??! Married to Helium!?!? BASED OFF MARY?!??!?!?

aw theyre so cute why the hell do these atoms have better relationships than half of humanity

Atomic as the language is genius. I want to learn it now. I speak with the carbon in my ass.

the hierarchy got me jumping tho

GAS SUPREMACY LMAO

-> -> ->NOBLE<- <- <- GASES. YES.

L BOZO POST TRANSITION METALS AHAHAGAHAGAHAHAHAHAGHGHAHGAGH

ptable oc lore plox :000

oh my that's quite a hefty question, it took me a while to answer! i've not fully developed the world but here's what i know:

The 'periodic table' concept is a sort of second realm that has existed since the very early beginnings of the universe. The elements live among humans in their distribution of themselves throughout the world and universe, but it is outlawed in their kingdom to reveal their living forms to humans for their king believes that the appreciation of humans by way of science and not dogma is the way to go. While the elements are amused by the love they receive, they will not hesitate to harm humanity if they think it's necessary, or even just for fun.

Their forms were originally much more animalistic and abstract, but with the development of humanity over history, they began to copy human qualities such as wearing clothes, walking upright, and even learning a few human languages here and there. The original language of the elements, however, is called Atomic, and for many of them, it is still the only language they can speak.

The elements are divided into a strict hierarchy, in this order:

His Majesty Hydrogen, king of the universe.

The non-metals, members of the royal family and close advisors of hydrogen.

The noble gases, aristocrats of the periodic table and headed by the princess helium.

The alkali metals, military leaders of the periodic table and headed by the general lithium.

The alkaline earth metals, some working with the alkali metals and others more with the transition metals; headed by beryllium.

The transition metals, messengers between humanity and the periodic table, working closely and in secret with the IUPAC; headed by gold.

The post-transition metals, same as the transition metals but due to their comparative weakness are harder to employ by the kingdom; headed by aluminum.

The halogens, vigilantes and assassins both for humanity and the throne; headed by fluorine.

The actinides, powerful allies as well as occasional enemies/traitors to the throne; headed by uranium.

The lanthanides, unrecognized servants of humanity and headed by lanthanum.

The metalloids, generally doing whatever and de jure headed by silicon.

I don't know the details of every element yet, so here's just the rulers of the table:

As hydrogen was born first, he named himself king and protector of the universe. He models his appearance off of Louis XIV, as he greatly envies the title of the 'Sun King'-- he did, after all, have a huge role in creating the sun. He can be sweet once you get to know him, but usually he's very stern and says very little. He is omnipotent. He is married to helium and is very in love with her.

Helium was born soon after hydrogen was, but as she wasn't born quite at the exact same time, he made her a princess rather than a queen. Her clothes is usually taking inspiration from Mary II in terms of colors and sometimes style, but it looks more fantastical and cloud-esque. She's hard to befriend as she can come off as very standoffish, but she cares deeply for her subjects and does well in keeping the nobles in check. She has a rather high-pitched voice that makes her sound younger than she really is.

aaaah just a quick thing I did for school... its about the book I Must Betray You by Ruta Sepetys

i had the most amazing thoughts about trans/genderbent john fenwick (who i will be calling femwick whenever he womans)(still canonically called Fenwick tho) while listening to spotify at school during art class wtf

two songs in particular

1st one was I/Me/Myself - Will Wood The song's not about being trans and it's more about frustration with the limitations of gender roles, but the lyrics fucking vibe with femwick The lines "lost in what you think of me" and "I wish I could be a girl, and that way you'd wish I could be your girlfriend, boyfriend" especially. ("You" is Shrewsbury lmfao) I have a whole storyline planned out but basically it goes:

Fenwick (pre-transition) develops crush on Shrewsbury, who doesn't reciprocate it (he's straight) but lets Fenwick crush because it never hurt anyone Anyways Fenwick gets caught plotting against William, bill of attainder passed, on his way to getting executed n all that. Except he escapes (His wife helps him, but dies as a result. Rip Mary Fenwick thank you for dying for the Ferry (FENWICK x BERRY SHIP NAME LMAO) agenda) Fenwick then decides to Femwick because yay guess who has a new identity and won't get discovered by the government? (dunno what her new name would be yet) Also cuz she thinks she can get Shrewsbury now that she a ✨woman✨+ new identity with no connection to anything that has ruined berry's life Finds out Shrewsbury left for the continent and decides to just lay low and hope he comes back. He does, but only for her to find out Shrewsbury has a wife who he is LOYAL AF to so uh Idk what to do from here lets just say Femwick is rlly sad and she tells berry about her crush on him and something something he figures out who she and then whatever comes to mind next :,)

next song is She Likes a Boy - Nxdia This is the genderbent AU "She likes a boy" "And I'm not a boy" what else do I say 🫢

But yeah obv both Femwick and Berry are girlies now and Berry is once again straight because I like to make Femwick suffer. This one has the same plot except Femwick was never tried or whatever and her husband (idk what to rename Mary Fenwick yet) was the one who got executed. Berry goes to the continent yada yada and marries Angelo Marquis de Paleotti (male Adelhida) and Femwick is once again sad. EXCEPT SHE TURNS YANDERE THIS TIME AND SUBTLY TRIES TO MURDER ANGELO LIKE 300 TIMES ASFHGFSHGFHSFHD to no avail and gets her ass kicked in the end by Fernanda Paleotti (Angelo's sister/Adelhida's brother Ferdinando) and fucking dies anyway

uhhhh the brainrot im getting from this is too much. congratulatu i have made a genderbend AU

This was supposed to be a comic but I deviated and now it's a background study!

Pleas clap I worked one hour on this :(

uhj... sure why not

the silly silicons

mine has a concrete hammer but it was too chunky to fit into this image

but yeah this is my interpretation of @/milothem4ge's silicon!