Henry Clay, John Calhoun, Daniel Webster

henry clay, john calhoun, daniel webster

john breckenridge, stephen douglas, jefferson davis

william seward, charles sumner, thaddeus stevens

Omg tysm for this

I suck at giving explanations 😭

Seceding Calhoun's head from his body 🔥🔥I mean what were we expecting here

I strUGGLED so hard deciding between wedding/bedding Clay and Webster but the verdict is wedding Danny boy and bedding the Blond Bitch Extraordinaire™ I'm just Webster biased okay.. he needs to be my husband NOW

I confess I do not know about the other trios as much as I should.. 😔so tbh I'm just gonna skim their wiki pages and also keep an eye out for their ✨looks✨

Aight so I have decided to wed Douglas because I love looking down on people teehee

I'll bed Breckenridge. He's good looking yah and I would've wedded him but then i wouldn't know what to do with Douglas

Beheading Davis 😞 there can only be one illegitimate Calhoun kid

Anyways trio number threee

I already know I'm gonna wed Seward. Okay he's literally Lincoln's wife he's mine now

You know what It'd be funny if we beheaded Sumner (youre welcome Preston Brooks) and bedded Stevens. yeah lets go with that

Draw a suri alpaca please because yes

wish granted

You know what? Shy James is my favourite thing. He sounds so cute.

I'm making shy James a thing from now on.

AU where he blushes and glances downwards while stuttering when any of his wives or mistresses appear.

With the tiniest smile like that would be adorbs.

【Antebellum/AMV】Psycho Killer

Happy Independence Day guys!! Hope you all enjoy this!

Like I've said the theme of this amv is probably: humorously(?) compressed simple antebellum history (1812-1861) group portraits into 4 minutes. So most scenes are basically related to historical facts, and the numbers there are the years of the events. However I'm historically illiterate in antebellum era, and this was something I decided to make before I even understood antebellum people lol. I hope there aren't any big mistakes x

While playing this song on repeat it suddenly struck me that everyone in the antebellum era was a god damned Psycho Killer, hence the idea for this group portrait. It's kinda sad that some of the characters I didn't get a chance to draw or that I didn't know enough about them.

If you like this, please tell me your favourite scene and feel free to share any thoughts!!! I want comments so badly😭😭😭I will probably make an explanation of timeline later!!!

BGM: Psycho Killer-Talking Heads

I give you Charles, James, and William for the ask game :]

Oh goodness @defensivelee and @acrossthewavesoftime did you really have to take my favourite historic men and do this to me?

I'd obviously bed James II because he's a friggin sex king it's scary but I also don't wanna move Anne and Maria around?? To be honest, I don't want to hurt any of the wives, that's the problem! But you know my mixed feelings about him, I adore and despise him. Maybe I could keep him with me for eternity.

I'd then wed Charles II because he's a gem and we could still have fun because we are married.

And finally I'd behead let you two share William III. You both deserve him. Fawn over him and look after him for me.

Mary II, Govert Bidloo and James II for the ask game

Okay damn uh

James gets beheaded. Revenge for Monmouth 👏👏 I guess I'll bed Mary and wed Bidloo <- me and him out here taking care of William's ass together. We would love science together sm