Henry Clay, John Calhoun, Daniel Webster

henry clay, john calhoun, daniel webster

john breckenridge, stephen douglas, jefferson davis

william seward, charles sumner, thaddeus stevens

Omg tysm for this

I suck at giving explanations 😭

Seceding Calhoun's head from his body 🔥🔥I mean what were we expecting here

I strUGGLED so hard deciding between wedding/bedding Clay and Webster but the verdict is wedding Danny boy and bedding the Blond Bitch Extraordinaire™ I'm just Webster biased okay.. he needs to be my husband NOW

I confess I do not know about the other trios as much as I should.. 😔so tbh I'm just gonna skim their wiki pages and also keep an eye out for their ✨looks✨

Aight so I have decided to wed Douglas because I love looking down on people teehee

I'll bed Breckenridge. He's good looking yah and I would've wedded him but then i wouldn't know what to do with Douglas

Beheading Davis 😞 there can only be one illegitimate Calhoun kid

Anyways trio number threee

I already know I'm gonna wed Seward. Okay he's literally Lincoln's wife he's mine now

You know what It'd be funny if we beheaded Sumner (youre welcome Preston Brooks) and bedded Stevens. yeah lets go with that

i have more ideas may i

how should james propose to marly in six lives wrong answers only

Draw a suri alpaca please because yes

wish granted

You know what? Shy James is my favourite thing. He sounds so cute.

I'm making shy James a thing from now on.

AU where he blushes and glances downwards while stuttering when any of his wives or mistresses appear.

With the tiniest smile like that would be adorbs.

happy july 4 to all tumblr dot com blorbos

omg this was such a fun read 🤧🤧

and also ur last line was so good “no one can judge what a dead soul looks like” so true bestie.. its called RPF for a reason ✌️

A theory:

While reading John Calhoun's papers（I had first read them 7 years ago but didn't quite understand）and his biography, a thought suddenly hit me:

COULD HE BE ON THE AUTISM SPECTRUM ？

I'm not kidding. I am ASD + ADHD so I did a lot of research myself, and JCC just fit in many of the symptoms.

So I wrote a short article discussing this possibility, but it's in Chinese and I suck at English so if anyone wants to see it I'll try my best translating it……