The Fact That Andy And Ollie Canonically Fit Their Bellybuttons Together Makes My Bones Sweat

The fact that Andy and Ollie canonically fit their bellybuttons together makes my bones sweat

I got allergy treatment injections SPECIFICALLY because I got over my fear of cats and wanted to be around them without needing to peel my skin off

For the last 4 days I've been having at least 4 Reece's cups a day and I suddenly have a tummy ache????

WHO TF was gonna tell me Jay was a Harry Styles fan? No one? What am I supposed to do? Learn these things on my own? Come on man.

I'm imagining an epic indie band of three

The fact that Jay stans are called blue jays makes me sad. Blue jays are so mean to other little birdies at the bird feeder :(

We should be called something slay like idk J-Lo or something cool