Im So Dumb - Tumblr Posts
WAIT WAS SHE ASKING ME OUT ROMANTICALLY WHEN SHE ASKED IF I WANTED TO GO TO THE DANCE WITH HER??????
TODAY I FUCKING REALIZED DICKS DISCOWING SUIT IS PRONOUNCED DISCO-WING
IVE BEEN PRONOUNCING IT DIS-COW-ING THE ENTIRE FUCKING TIME
I'm so fucking stupid
GUESS WHAT I JUST REALIZED GUYS
Adam, Bree, and Chase
Abc
And then Daniel comes along and it's
Abcd
This is probably common knowledge but I'm a little dense if you couldn't already tell
My dumbass thought my final was due at 5pm today, but it turns out the Guidelines meant the 5th of December... SOMETIMES I hate myself :)
I’ve been up since 5am.. it’s 4:34pm.
*long sigh*
My favorite thing about house md is it's literally just. The hospital yelling at him about how it's illegal and unethical for him to do his experiments without consent and he's just like *pretends his desk is a piano* "fuck you"
what a lad
Call me a lotus-eater cause I'm about to deflower your girl
OMG IM SO DUMB WHEN EVERYONE WAS TALKING ABOUT MIGUEL O'HARA I THOUGHT THEY MEANT THE DUDE FROM THE LORAX AND I WAS SO CONFUSED--
PLEASE TELL ME SOMEBODY ELSE THOUGHT THIS TOO????
anyway this is literally the only time i've textposted on tumblr and it's to whine about barbie trending among queer ppl, posts about it being tagged as lgbtq but feeling out of place because lgbtq is you so why aren't you enjoying the thing you should be enjoying
there's something so alienating about being queer but not in the designated way of being that identity. being gay but not in the fun poppy way feels like being in the corner of the party again, though this time you were sure this is the group where you'd finally be at home and included
Occasionally I think I’m funny
Maybe if i stop talking to them they wont have a chance to leave me alone.
Weird things that happen to me:
-in a shop that sells anime swords-
Me: oh! That’s law’s sword!
Friend: you should get it
Me: nah I’d rather have law than his sword.
-later that day in a shop that sells blind bag keychains-
Me: *trying to feel through the plastic* I think this one is Law...
Me: *buys it and opens it* ITS LAW! AWESOME!
YOU GUYS KILL ME IM IN SCIENCE AND I FORGOT TO PUT MY LAPTOP IN MY LAP AND SCOOCH MY CHAIR BACK AND TURN MY BRIGHTNESS DOWN AND I OPENED TUMBLR AND THE FIRST thing THAT SHOWED UP WAS FANART OF JEGULUS KISSING.
HELP.
THERES ANOTHER GIRL SITTING NEXT TO ME(AT LEAST IM AT THE BACK OF THE ROOM) AND IDK IF SHE SAW OR NOT😭
I HOPE SHE AT LEAST DOESNT KNOW WHO THEY ARE.
HELP WERE FRIENDLY WITH EACH OTHER THO SO AT LEAST IT WASNT SOMEONE ELSE.
IMAGINE IT WAS THE TEACHER THO.
I GO TO A CATHOLIC ALL GIRLS SCHOOL I WOULDVE BEEN COOKED.
It was cloudy all day and I was thinking it was going to rain, bruh, the freaking sun is shining so damn bright right now :|
have you ever touched yourself somewhere you shouldn’t have like while babysitting or at church or work
yes! at church!
Waiter: How are you guys doing tonight! What can I get you started with?”
Me: Mental health, financial stability, no more student loans, a healthy relationship with my parents, and life advice.
Waiter:
Me: I’ll have a water please
Every time I see this post I sit there and stare at it waiting for the faces to load
I thought it was “Them a’ go” like yup, they sure do
LMAOOAOAOAOO 😭😭😭😭
I feel like such an idiot right now.
so I’m at a cafe and a waitress came up to me and was like “oh would you like a refill?” And like if I liked the food. And then she asked “what did you have?” And my dumbass thought she meant what I’d eaten. So I said “oh I just had a sandwich!” And she looked at me like I had a mushroom on my head and was like “I meant what was your drink..” and uhh I just fvucking died