Guy Online: Are You Lightning? Because I'm Trying To Make You Mc-queen

Guy online: are you lightning? Because I'm trying to make you mc-queen

Me: lmao take your shirt off

Fuck this is so true. I had one bf in senior year and then COVID hit and I was like damn... Okay bye

Ppl who had time for romance in high school we are so different. i was busy fighting for my life in my head

@wearewatcher my bathroom is haunted. I was sitting in the corner and my towel fell from its hook. Please investigate.

P.S. my garage is haunted by a ghost who goes out for smoke breaks right as we try to close the garage door. His name is Terry and he's a pain in the ass.

I need a life...