Undeadwritrr

ugh

I thought that I couldn't hate S4 more but then I remembered that...

Five and Diego die without reconciliation and hating each other

Klaus dies without knowing how the Original Ben died

Diego dies without knowing if Lila fell in love with Five or not because she never answered the question

Lila died after not seeing her kids for nearly 7 years

Luther died without finding Sloane, the only person he was in love with

Allison died leaving behind Claire, the one person she sacrificed everything for

Ben died as a monster without his consciousness, unable to say goodbye to his siblings

But most of all, they all died to become flowers meanwhile the fucking Handler had a happy ending🤡

I’ll concede that the final season of Umbrella Academy wasn’t that good, but one of my favorite throwaway bits is that Viktor has been dumped by every girl in his town but clearly not because he’s trans, he’s just bad at dating

ben and diego LMFAOAOA

truly iconic family photo tbh

As I’m trying to come to terms with whatever the fuck that was, I’ve decided that:

Seasons 1 and 2 are peak. Absolute masterpieces. Canon.

Season 3 can be taken or left. Has its moments, but overall not as good as the first two. Canon, but only if you want it to be.

Season 4 is a fucking crack fic written at 2am that the author rereads at a later date and decides to delete. Absolutely not canon.

literally??

Genuinely why would Lila not be happy in a relationship with Diego???

THAT MAN WANTED TO BE A HERO, HE WANTED TO BE NUMBER ONE, HE WAS A FUCKING VIGILANTE FOR FUCKS SAKE HE KNEW THAT NORMAL LIFE SUCKED AND WANTED TO DO MORE!!!

AND YOURE TELLING ME LILA DIDNT THINK TO TALK WITH HIM ABOUT THAT SHIT?????? THAT MAN WOULD HAVE SAID ‘YES MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE GO WRECK HAVOC ILL PICK UP THE KIDS TODAY AND DONT FORGET NEXT WEEKEND ITS MY TURN TO GO PUNCH SOME PEOPLE’

DIEGO WOULD HAVE UNDERSTOOD “BOOKCLUB” AND HAVE SUPPORTED IT 110%