So The Point Of The Umbrella Academy Is To Not Fix Youre Family Trauma And Kill Yourself For Being Born

So the point of the umbrella academy is to not fix you’re family trauma and kill yourself for being born

ugh

I thought that I couldn't hate S4 more but then I remembered that...

Five and Diego die without reconciliation and hating each other

Klaus dies without knowing how the Original Ben died

Diego dies without knowing if Lila fell in love with Five or not because she never answered the question

Lila died after not seeing her kids for nearly 7 years

Luther died without finding Sloane, the only person he was in love with

Allison died leaving behind Claire, the one person she sacrificed everything for

Ben died as a monster without his consciousness, unable to say goodbye to his siblings

But most of all, they all died to become flowers meanwhile the fucking Handler had a happy ending🤡

actually I will say something about this:

setting up a romance line but waiting until one of the actors is a freshly legal adult before executing it is creepy, actually, especially when the co-star is 15 years older

real shit

S4 of the umbrella academy would have been so much better if they scrapped everything and just had the entire plot be Ben convincing the others to scam Sir Reginald for all he’s worth via crypto

season one klaus was peak klaus i swear

Mourning the decuntification of Klaus Hargreeves

real shit

netflix if i wanted to see a failing marriage i would've gone downstairs for family dinner