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Im Telling You, Season Four Five Is NOT Five

i’m telling you, season four five is NOT five

Also did the show just like forget that when Five saw Diego dead, he kept trying to wake him up in the apocalypse. Did they forget that he sat near his brother’s corpse completely distraught and Diego was the only person that Five actually shook? Five would never do this shit to him man

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3 months ago
Who Do I Gotta Kill To Get A Decent Cup Of Coffee?????

who do i gotta kill to get a decent cup of coffee?????


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3 months ago

fucking real. THEIR CHILDISH BANTER COULDVE BEEN SO FUCKING FUNNY I SWEAR

I think I’ve seen some similar takes on this already but the whole lila and five get stuck in the time line subway subplot had a lot of potential actually but they just BUTCHERED it with the whole romance thing

imo the could have just done this:

- show them bickering and arguing, fighting over wich station/line to chose next in a sibling like manner

- show lila falling asleep on fives shoulder as she keeps mumbling about some stupid thing Diego has done while five tops that story with an even more stupid anecdote from their childhood

- show five trying to shave himself without a mirror and failing miserably until lila rolls her eyes and goes “give it here you absolute imbecile” and then helping him out BUT STAYING AT A REASONABLE DISTANCE AND NOT BREATHING ALL OVER HIS FACE

- show them freezing on the subway floor, five mentioning how they could save body heat by staying close to each other, visibly uncomfortable, and lila pulls a face but they end up falling asleep shoulder to shoulder NOT CUDDLING

- show them at the greenhouse timeline, covering the walls with self-drawn maps and complicated calculations, brooding night after day after night, trying to figure this out with lila drawing little hearts on the paper with her kids initials in it

- show five finding the map on the subway, immediately rushing to tell lila whose face lights up like a supernova and as she exclaims “fuck, we’re going home!” she tries to high five him (it doesn’t really work, because five does NOT do high fives) and then pulls him in for a hug. five just about lets that happen, but he smiles a tiny smile and they arrive just in time for Christmas

basically instead of the romance that gave everyone the ick, they could have just gone for the whole sibling like dynamic between the two of them that I adored a lot in the previous season(s)!!!!


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3 months ago

steve blackman when i catch you..

Listen, the most heartbreaking part of all this, for me, is that David Castañeda basically begged the showrunners not to do the story line and they did it anyway.


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3 months ago

ben and diego LMFAOAOA

A family photo of all the Hargreeves except Luther, who's the one taking the picture. The Hargreeves stand on asphalt around the bend of an intersection; the background is snowy ground with a distant winter forest, and more immediately, an empty glass phone booth and the back of a stop sign. From left to right: Viktor has a hand raised to his face, blocking the camera flash, and an aggrieved expression; Allison looks blankly off to the right; Five stands casually yet bemusedly in the background; Klaus has his latex gloved fingers laced together in front of him and a disgusted look on his face; Diego, looking serious, wraps an arm around the shoulder of Ben, who beaming at the camera; Lila has both hands over her face and a very bad hair day like she just rolled out of bed

truly iconic family photo tbh


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3 months ago

real shit

S4 of the umbrella academy would have been so much better if they scrapped everything and just had the entire plot be Ben convincing the others to scam Sir Reginald for all he’s worth via crypto