Thank God Dave Is Dead Because If He Wasnt Theyd Probably Have Him Kissing Fucking Diego Or Some Shit

Thank god Dave is dead because if he wasn’t they’d probably have him kissing fucking Diego or some shit at this point

real shit

S4 of the umbrella academy would have been so much better if they scrapped everything and just had the entire plot be Ben convincing the others to scam Sir Reginald for all he’s worth via crypto

ugh

I thought that I couldn't hate S4 more but then I remembered that...

Five and Diego die without reconciliation and hating each other

Klaus dies without knowing how the Original Ben died

Diego dies without knowing if Lila fell in love with Five or not because she never answered the question

Lila died after not seeing her kids for nearly 7 years

Luther died without finding Sloane, the only person he was in love with

Allison died leaving behind Claire, the one person she sacrificed everything for

Ben died as a monster without his consciousness, unable to say goodbye to his siblings

But most of all, they all died to become flowers meanwhile the fucking Handler had a happy ending🤡

this is so special to me

everyone else: prying information out of five like pulling teeth

five, walking up to viktor and klaus unprompted: hey. the apocalypse is coming. help me out

i don’t think my bro gave a fuck

I like that despite being a child abuser, child exploiter, and an emotionally absent father, Reginald draws the line at transphobia.