Officially Licensed 2017 Goomba Lip Balm.

Officially licensed 2017 Goomba lip balm.

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Let that wicked beast enjoy the weather dammit

Melanistic Adelie penguin

I've been on this planet for what seems like my entire life, and I must say that this is easily the greatest thing I've ever seen. Bless you.

I know this isn’t Bojack related, but recently instead of turning men down by saying “no, thank you”, I experimented with saying “I’m engaged” and flashing a ring instead. Needless to say, I am not engaged. It still worked better than just saying “no”, but then came questions like “so where is your fiancé?” and “he let you go out by yourself looking like that?” or just remaining persistent in asking for my number. So I went into my closet, and pulled out a fiancé. Now when I turn men down and they need further proof, they can know that I would rather lug around a 5 foot tall plastic skeleton to Steak n Shake and fake a proposal than give them my number.

Every gay ship is just Himbo x Edgelord. That’s right, I said it. I’m calling us out on our shit.

1900s french lace cape / black arches moth

So I heard there was this holiday for smoochin?

Short but sweet monster school romance between Lilith, and her adorable girlfriend Willow.  Originally part of my 2015 minizines, now for you!