How Many Peoples Most Beloved Childhood Stuffed Animals Are Actually Teddy Bears, Like I Feel Like Thats

How many people’s most beloved childhood stuffed animals are actually teddy bears, like I feel like that’s a thing someone made up. Reblog this and put what your longest owned and/or favorite stuffed animal as a child was in the tags, inquiring minds want to know

Shovelwarewolf timeline theory

time unspecified: Death is created and put in charge of Purgatory he then begins collecting bad multi-player games. While in purgatory Death begins watching and narrating Ivan's life with his "ASMR voice"

unspecified 2015: Inscape Company hires Ivan Ostril to research video game psychology. While playing Star Fox Adventures a freak lightning storm occurs altering his body chemistry creating the Shovelwarewolf.

2015-October 2016: In order to keep their secret, Inscape keeps Ivan captive having him test horrible licensed games under the guise of looking for a cure. Over the course of many months, Ivan tests games for them, as well as practicing his dry erase board skills, eventually unlocking a more intense form by just looking at Duck dynasty, after playing Ivan reaches his breaking point and attempts escape. An Ivan leaves the virtual realm at this moment and provides directions for the past Ivan before leaving again. This escape ultimately fails as he is recaptured with more security put on him as well as his arm being permanently transformed.

Christmas 2016: Ivan spends two months in this form and is payed a visit from Santa, which does not go well, it is ended with Santa vowing to return.

Sometime in 2017: Inscape ceases testing on Ivan and assigns Susan Ally as his therapist. At some point his arm reverts to normal.

October 2017: Ivan has spent nearly a year without transforming. Inscape begins continuing their testing with Ivan using Susan's lack of game knowledge to give Ivan low quality games from well- reviewed franchises. Ivan mocks his games by dubbing fake voice lines over them. After three days of testing Inscape decides to fire Susan. While melting Duke Nukem in a microwave the company gases Ivan and forces him to play Zelda Wand of Gamelon on CDI. Before beating the game Susan shows up to rescue Ivan, helping him escape to a safe house she had set up for him. Biffalo Bub escapes from a mental facility.

Christmas Eve 2017: Ivan, hiding at the safe-house, remembers Santa's promise and rigs traps for him. After being forced to play Home Alone Susan knocks out Santa and informs Ivan that he has to leave, as the safe house has been compromised. Ivan leaves and Susan states that they won't meet again. An Ivan appears in the safe house from the virtual realm and explains his situation to Susan, after a pep talk he returns to the virtual realm to complete his quest.

Christmas day 2017: Biffalo Bub shows finds Ivan and invites him into his truck, after drugging him Bub locks Ivan in a well in order to use his fur to craft a Bubsy suit.

January 2018: Ivan wakes up in Bub's well and is informed that he has slept for a week. Bub begins forcing Ivan to play infamous games in order to keep his shovelwarewolf form out in order to harvest his fur with the threat of shocking him to death should he not comply. Bub records fun videos with his action figure collection to make fun of Ivan playing his games, at some point Bub films a video of his will should he die. Bub reveals his true plans to Ivan and forces him to play Bubsy 3d on his custom Bubsy console. After destroying the console Bub gives Ivan an ultimatum that he complete and embrace Link the faces of evil to be freed. After beating the game, but not enjoying it Bub does not free Ivan, in a rage he throws the TV at the wall revealing it to be fake. (activates Morgan Freeman voice) the Shovelwarewolf crawled through five hundred yards of terrible games to freedom. Biffalo Bub begins chasing Ivan after escaping and they eventually stop when seeing the ship of the PC master race.

Alternate Universe: ToeJam and Earl are exiled from the PC master race after expressing curiosity in peripherals. They begin searching for a teacher in their space ship.

Alternate Universes January 2018: Bub wearing a black undershirt chases a mega shovelwarewolf after his escape. ToeJam and Earl find Bub and Ivan in the dessert and use their laser to explode Ivan. T and E beam up Biffalo Bub and crown him their leader, Prince Tricky. Bub begins his conquest beaming through universes destroying alternate versions of himself and Ivan to gain life energies to create the power gauntlet. These include a genderbent reality, a reality where the well was near a beach, an apocalypse reality, and an alternate planet reality, Eventually he makes it to our timeline and destroys himself while beaming up Ivan and putting him into stasis.

Unspecified 2018-2019: Ivan is held in stasis for an unspecified amount of time. While in stasis ToeJam and Earl scan his memories and create torturous dreams of him playing the Grinch for PS1 while he is watched by a little girl similar to Susan. At some point Ivan appears from the virtual realm and notices the alien's lack of sophisticated tech. Susan begins her quest to take down Inscape, at some point she leaks their work to the government and shuts them down. After the investigation Susan relocates to the woods to begin her research on a cure for Ivan.

October 2019: Ivan is woken from stasis after over a year by ToeJam and Earl. TJ and E claim to be researcher's from the PC Master Race, trying to find meaning in peripherals, when in reality they are just trying to harness Ivan's rage for Prince Tricky. They have him test multiple peripherals, all followed by Death's end tags, until eventually Prince Tricky and Ivan meet whilst Ivan's attempt to destroy the Steel Battalion mech controller. Eventually Prince Tricky gives a Ivan a fake promise that if he beats two games with the power glove, then he will set him free.

One week later: Ivan, having contemplated Tricky's deal, accepts and inevitably fails. However Tricky reveals that this was what he really wanted. Tricky descends into Ivan's room and reveals his true identity as black undershirt Biffalo Bub. Ivan appears from the virtual realm and steals the gauntlet and beams out, (it is unexplained how the reality is repaired). Bub then explains his plan and reveals the Bubsy gauntlet. Having been powered by life energies, and fueled by Ivan's rage, Bub snaps his fingers and turns every game in the living realm into a Bubsy game to Ivan's horror. Across the world games are transformed into Bubsy-fied versions of themselves, Death has no comment to this.

Christmas/Christmas Eve 2019: Ivan has been sitting in his chamber for two months feeling desolate after Bub's snap, ToeJam, who holds some misgivings against Bub due to missing superman 64, goes to comfort Ivan gifting him a Virtual boy telling him that its games were the only to survive the snap and then reveals the existence of the Virtual Realm, a timeless world where there are only games. This gives Ivan the idea to enter the virtual realm and exit two months prior to destroy the gauntlet.

Virtual realm: Ivan enters the Virtual realm numerous times always failing and ending up in various points in time, until eventually getting it right and claiming the gauntlet.

Christmas/Christmas eve 2019: Ivan exits the virtual realm only to be apprehended by Biffalo Bub having been alerted to ToeJam's betrayal by Earl. Bub decides to kill ToeJam due to her disobedience, and then Earl due to his dislike of tattle tails. Bub then uses his gauntlet to destroy it thus making the Bubsy reality permanent. Ivan then fights Bub eventually biting him and turning Bub into his final form, Biffalo Bubsy. They continue to fight until Bub stabs Ivan with his hidden Resident Evil Chainsaw Controller. Before he dies Ivan manages to send Bub into the Virtual Realm and smashes the console, thus trapping him there forever.

Virtual Realm: Biffalo Bub falls for eternity.

Christmas/Christmas Eve 2019: Prince Tricky's ship crashes on an unknown planet, while Ivan succumbs to his injuries.

Purgatory: Ivan awakens in purgatory and meets Death who has been watching him for a while. Death offers a bet with Ivan stating that if he wins a best out of five match of Shovelware multiplayer games against him. Then he can return to life. If he loses then he must move on to the afterlife. Ivan plays against Death, both of them winning two rounds, and after each one Death provides funny dubbing over the games similarly to how Ivan did in 2017. Eventually Death wins three to two against Ivan. However Ivan is not willing to accept this, and strikes up a new deal, they will play two more rounds making it a best out of seven, if Ivan wins he will be returned to life and have his curse lifted. If Death wins, Ivan will play bad multi player games with him for eternity. Ivan manages to win both games, and is excited at the prospect of freedom. This excitement fades as he finds out that Biffalo Bub's curse is still active outside of the Virtual Realm and Purgatory. Ivan then asks Death if he can reverse it. Death says he can, but if he does that, returns Ivan to life, and erases his curse, then he will be punished by his superiors. Ivan then decides to not have his curse lifted, but have the Bubsy snap be reversed. Death agrees and returns his end of the final deal.

Christmas 2019: Ivan is returned to life at Susan's cabin in the woods, and Susan takes him inside. Ivan awakens and is greeted by Susan who informs him of how she took down the company and has begun work on a cure for his condition. Ivan realizes that with his scientific expertise he can help her develop the cure. Ivan remarks one of his recent one liners as the Shovelwarewolf, before beginning his work. While working Ivan knocks over a glass stating that some things never change, remarking on how he would always manage to break one before playing a game.

thank you for reading this entire timeline, it may not be totally correct, but I took some liberties based on certain lines from characters.

In episode 5 Argyle is ranting about all the crazy stuff that is happening. In his rant he mentions el, the government, and the upside down. Now imagine if we got the scene where Jonathan, Will, and Mike had to explain all of this to him.

SHE-HULK Shovelwarewolf

So don't make fun of me, but I watched the she hulk finale intro and thought, wait a minute this is the shovelwarewolf! and then I thought marvel was ripping off RE, and then I realized that doesn't make any sense, and now I know that the old hulk show was the basis for the SWW intro. The more you know I guess

Underrated Ships

Finally, I’ve been dying for some Tails x Lucas content.

Prep and Landing Appreciation

I get Christmas specials tend to be kind of bad or preachy, but Prep and Landing is just a win in every department. The jokes hold up pretty well, the writing is pretty sharp, it's not dumbed down, the story is nice and cozy, the characters are pretty fun and relateable, and as far as I can tell there isn't any outdated or offensive stuff in it, which is more than I can say about a lot of other things.

So in conclusion Prep and Landing 1 and 2 are super underrated and should be given a watch. (also the Reindeer in this special give me joy)