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As much as I struggle with social interaction in general, sometimes I just can't avoid them and I don't regret anything

Sometimes you just need to talk about planned obsolescence with the cashier of a corner store, because why the hell not

I'm still going to run away from convos: people are too unpredictable.

YES.

oh boy do i have some yapping to do about shadows of agony

SPOILERS:

i got the nate cameo as the pizza guy prediction correct and matt cutting his hands correct 😛

BUT WHAT DO YOU MEAN HES NOT WILLIAM AFTON WHO IS HE THEN?!??

WHO IS THIS GUY THEN?!??

IS HIS NAME JUST SCOTT CAWTHON?!, (re i swear if it is...)

"he keeps breaking into the pizzaria! looking for clues looking for easter eggs!" ahh matpat

anyways GLITCHTRAP BEING A THERAPY AI ON MATTS COMPUTER IS SO FUNNY, BRO NEEDED THERAPY 😭

also RIP VANNY BRO DIDNT DESERVE THAT

(bring back mike bring back mike bring back mike)

i knew nate would be there but MARK?!????

MARK I PLIER?!?!?

how the tables turned mark, from being a phone guy to nearly being killed by a phone guy

but even tho i called it WHY DID UOU CUT PFF UOUR HANDS MATTHEW. FOR WHAT PURPOSE?!

anyways i have theories too:

- mike will be revealed to be the puppet (i stand by that)

- dheusta's character is gonna be real william afton

- matt is gonna replace his hands with robotic ones or with the safety advisor's hands

- vanny used to be under glitch traps control

but hey that's just a theory

PAUL V. AJ!

You know how people have guilty like pleasures like if something is cringe-y or bad and they like it? Yeah this is mine:’)

I LOVE THIS VIDEO TO MUCH😭

Never forget that this cuddly little goof shares a VA with the Smash Bros. announcer.

Shovelwarewolf timeline theory

time unspecified: Death is created and put in charge of Purgatory he then begins collecting bad multi-player games. While in purgatory Death begins watching and narrating Ivan's life with his "ASMR voice"

unspecified 2015: Inscape Company hires Ivan Ostril to research video game psychology. While playing Star Fox Adventures a freak lightning storm occurs altering his body chemistry creating the Shovelwarewolf.

2015-October 2016: In order to keep their secret, Inscape keeps Ivan captive having him test horrible licensed games under the guise of looking for a cure. Over the course of many months, Ivan tests games for them, as well as practicing his dry erase board skills, eventually unlocking a more intense form by just looking at Duck dynasty, after playing Ivan reaches his breaking point and attempts escape. An Ivan leaves the virtual realm at this moment and provides directions for the past Ivan before leaving again. This escape ultimately fails as he is recaptured with more security put on him as well as his arm being permanently transformed.

Christmas 2016: Ivan spends two months in this form and is payed a visit from Santa, which does not go well, it is ended with Santa vowing to return.

Sometime in 2017: Inscape ceases testing on Ivan and assigns Susan Ally as his therapist. At some point his arm reverts to normal.

October 2017: Ivan has spent nearly a year without transforming. Inscape begins continuing their testing with Ivan using Susan's lack of game knowledge to give Ivan low quality games from well- reviewed franchises. Ivan mocks his games by dubbing fake voice lines over them. After three days of testing Inscape decides to fire Susan. While melting Duke Nukem in a microwave the company gases Ivan and forces him to play Zelda Wand of Gamelon on CDI. Before beating the game Susan shows up to rescue Ivan, helping him escape to a safe house she had set up for him. Biffalo Bub escapes from a mental facility.

Christmas Eve 2017: Ivan, hiding at the safe-house, remembers Santa's promise and rigs traps for him. After being forced to play Home Alone Susan knocks out Santa and informs Ivan that he has to leave, as the safe house has been compromised. Ivan leaves and Susan states that they won't meet again. An Ivan appears in the safe house from the virtual realm and explains his situation to Susan, after a pep talk he returns to the virtual realm to complete his quest.

Christmas day 2017: Biffalo Bub shows finds Ivan and invites him into his truck, after drugging him Bub locks Ivan in a well in order to use his fur to craft a Bubsy suit.

January 2018: Ivan wakes up in Bub's well and is informed that he has slept for a week. Bub begins forcing Ivan to play infamous games in order to keep his shovelwarewolf form out in order to harvest his fur with the threat of shocking him to death should he not comply. Bub records fun videos with his action figure collection to make fun of Ivan playing his games, at some point Bub films a video of his will should he die. Bub reveals his true plans to Ivan and forces him to play Bubsy 3d on his custom Bubsy console. After destroying the console Bub gives Ivan an ultimatum that he complete and embrace Link the faces of evil to be freed. After beating the game, but not enjoying it Bub does not free Ivan, in a rage he throws the TV at the wall revealing it to be fake. (activates Morgan Freeman voice) the Shovelwarewolf crawled through five hundred yards of terrible games to freedom. Biffalo Bub begins chasing Ivan after escaping and they eventually stop when seeing the ship of the PC master race.

Alternate Universe: ToeJam and Earl are exiled from the PC master race after expressing curiosity in peripherals. They begin searching for a teacher in their space ship.

Alternate Universes January 2018: Bub wearing a black undershirt chases a mega shovelwarewolf after his escape. ToeJam and Earl find Bub and Ivan in the dessert and use their laser to explode Ivan. T and E beam up Biffalo Bub and crown him their leader, Prince Tricky. Bub begins his conquest beaming through universes destroying alternate versions of himself and Ivan to gain life energies to create the power gauntlet. These include a genderbent reality, a reality where the well was near a beach, an apocalypse reality, and an alternate planet reality, Eventually he makes it to our timeline and destroys himself while beaming up Ivan and putting him into stasis.

Unspecified 2018-2019: Ivan is held in stasis for an unspecified amount of time. While in stasis ToeJam and Earl scan his memories and create torturous dreams of him playing the Grinch for PS1 while he is watched by a little girl similar to Susan. At some point Ivan appears from the virtual realm and notices the alien's lack of sophisticated tech. Susan begins her quest to take down Inscape, at some point she leaks their work to the government and shuts them down. After the investigation Susan relocates to the woods to begin her research on a cure for Ivan.

October 2019: Ivan is woken from stasis after over a year by ToeJam and Earl. TJ and E claim to be researcher's from the PC Master Race, trying to find meaning in peripherals, when in reality they are just trying to harness Ivan's rage for Prince Tricky. They have him test multiple peripherals, all followed by Death's end tags, until eventually Prince Tricky and Ivan meet whilst Ivan's attempt to destroy the Steel Battalion mech controller. Eventually Prince Tricky gives a Ivan a fake promise that if he beats two games with the power glove, then he will set him free.

One week later: Ivan, having contemplated Tricky's deal, accepts and inevitably fails. However Tricky reveals that this was what he really wanted. Tricky descends into Ivan's room and reveals his true identity as black undershirt Biffalo Bub. Ivan appears from the virtual realm and steals the gauntlet and beams out, (it is unexplained how the reality is repaired). Bub then explains his plan and reveals the Bubsy gauntlet. Having been powered by life energies, and fueled by Ivan's rage, Bub snaps his fingers and turns every game in the living realm into a Bubsy game to Ivan's horror. Across the world games are transformed into Bubsy-fied versions of themselves, Death has no comment to this.

Christmas/Christmas Eve 2019: Ivan has been sitting in his chamber for two months feeling desolate after Bub's snap, ToeJam, who holds some misgivings against Bub due to missing superman 64, goes to comfort Ivan gifting him a Virtual boy telling him that its games were the only to survive the snap and then reveals the existence of the Virtual Realm, a timeless world where there are only games. This gives Ivan the idea to enter the virtual realm and exit two months prior to destroy the gauntlet.

Virtual realm: Ivan enters the Virtual realm numerous times always failing and ending up in various points in time, until eventually getting it right and claiming the gauntlet.

Christmas/Christmas eve 2019: Ivan exits the virtual realm only to be apprehended by Biffalo Bub having been alerted to ToeJam's betrayal by Earl. Bub decides to kill ToeJam due to her disobedience, and then Earl due to his dislike of tattle tails. Bub then uses his gauntlet to destroy it thus making the Bubsy reality permanent. Ivan then fights Bub eventually biting him and turning Bub into his final form, Biffalo Bubsy. They continue to fight until Bub stabs Ivan with his hidden Resident Evil Chainsaw Controller. Before he dies Ivan manages to send Bub into the Virtual Realm and smashes the console, thus trapping him there forever.

Virtual Realm: Biffalo Bub falls for eternity.

Christmas/Christmas Eve 2019: Prince Tricky's ship crashes on an unknown planet, while Ivan succumbs to his injuries.

Purgatory: Ivan awakens in purgatory and meets Death who has been watching him for a while. Death offers a bet with Ivan stating that if he wins a best out of five match of Shovelware multiplayer games against him. Then he can return to life. If he loses then he must move on to the afterlife. Ivan plays against Death, both of them winning two rounds, and after each one Death provides funny dubbing over the games similarly to how Ivan did in 2017. Eventually Death wins three to two against Ivan. However Ivan is not willing to accept this, and strikes up a new deal, they will play two more rounds making it a best out of seven, if Ivan wins he will be returned to life and have his curse lifted. If Death wins, Ivan will play bad multi player games with him for eternity. Ivan manages to win both games, and is excited at the prospect of freedom. This excitement fades as he finds out that Biffalo Bub's curse is still active outside of the Virtual Realm and Purgatory. Ivan then asks Death if he can reverse it. Death says he can, but if he does that, returns Ivan to life, and erases his curse, then he will be punished by his superiors. Ivan then decides to not have his curse lifted, but have the Bubsy snap be reversed. Death agrees and returns his end of the final deal.

Christmas 2019: Ivan is returned to life at Susan's cabin in the woods, and Susan takes him inside. Ivan awakens and is greeted by Susan who informs him of how she took down the company and has begun work on a cure for his condition. Ivan realizes that with his scientific expertise he can help her develop the cure. Ivan remarks one of his recent one liners as the Shovelwarewolf, before beginning his work. While working Ivan knocks over a glass stating that some things never change, remarking on how he would always manage to break one before playing a game.

thank you for reading this entire timeline, it may not be totally correct, but I took some liberties based on certain lines from characters.

This originally started as a head canon post about how they only games to survive Deaths reversal of the snap was the entire virtual boy library, so Biffalo Bubsy could spend eternity in Bubsy

BUT I realized two things 1. That doesn’t line up with the canon of the series. 2. Biffalo doesn’t deserve to spend an eternity of (his) happiness, I mean he KILLED TOEJAM AND EARL!!

Battle of the enis’

Apparently MatPat was originally supposed to play Enis in Resident Enis. Can you imagine how awesome that would be. But AJ was also really good too. So I have a proposal (which is definitely never gonna come true) Resident Enis 3 is a multiverse story that features a battle of the Enis’s. featuring both MatPat and AJ as Enis.

think about it.

Random guy: *pointing at a woman* She has more mustache than me!

Me: ... Okay? Then go on and grow some more? I don't know, man. Why did you just tell me that, do you want me to bully you for it or something?

hello fnaf the musical nation hru

I'm begging rn someone please talk to me about fnaf the musical cause I'm obsessed

I want his gender

I am once again spreading my fnaf the musical agenda anyways night 4 is one of the best songs from the musical feel free to argue with the wall

I'm at the point where I'm making my own fnaftm memes and content because I can barely find anything else 💔💔

ignore how shit the quality is but I made a fnaftm edit yippee 😁😁 also this is my first time editing so if someone who's more experienced wants to give my tip please do lol this shit is hard asl

it must be like.. a requirement or something for every project/collaboration that matpat is in for him to be just. completely unhinged. like just an absolute lunatic and I think that's great actually, people should do that more

random encounters I'm begging on my knees rn my hyperfixation of fnaf the musical will not rest until I get a conclusion to web of lies

okay so I promised myself I would actually start using this account again after kinda forgetting about it for a couple years so I figured I would do an official introduction so here :3

and I forgot to add my name to the pic but it's gabriel!!

I like to draw as well but I haven't been able to recently because of my focus on school rn, I do plan to post some are on here eventually though!!

feel free in interact if we share any interests, esspecially if it's fnaf the musical!! also keep in mind I tend to struggle with responding to messages bc of how busy I can be and also just a lack of any real object permanence so apologies in advance for taking a long time to respond to messages/asks

my #1 fnaf the musical headcanon is that alexandra "eggs" benedict (from monster in your head) is transfem bc when they first mentioned her in ground zero phone guy used he/him pronouns to refer to her but flash forward to MIYH and she's a girl, and while the boring answer to that discrepancy is that random encounters changed their minds for what they wanted her character to be and just ignored the previous continuity and wrote around it the more based and cool answer is that she came out and transitioned off screen :3

That explains the "I'm too old for this shit vibe" from night three onward.

I would like to point out that assuming Character!Nate from the fnaf musical was the same age as Nate was during the filming of it he would’ve been 19 when he witnessed someone die

I can’t believe I never saw this before

Nate and Matpat and everyone else were so hilarious this is definitely my favorite youtuber panel