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It's So Long But I'm So Ready
It's so long but I'm so ready

characters : escort!hoseok x reader
genre : fake-dating!au, smut, fluff, angst, wedding shit
word count : 25k
warnings : oral, slow burn smut, implied infidelity
note : bc this is so long, i suggest reading it in ur browser
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Arms aching, and palms sweating in the summer sunlight, you strolled through the street, carrying a large brown paper bag with groceries inside, most of them a little too heavy for you, and you silently cursed yourself for not bringing the car. The sun burning down into the skin if your neck, you longed for the air-conditioning in your apartment to relieve your sticky body from the heat. Children laughed as they played with the water spraying from the fire hydrant at the side of the street where you’d lived for little over four years now, the lush green trees shading you momentarily from the harsh sunlight as you meandered on, huffing under your breath as you juggled the food you’d purchased. The area you’d chosen to call your home was oddly suburban, given the fact it was situated within a thriving city. It seemed the perfect place to raise kids, and you smiled to yourself as you pictured your own children playing carelessly in the sunshine.
Five years ago, you had met the love of your life – Kim Taehyung. He’d introduced himself at a frat party you had attended with your close friend, Ellie, and from the moment you’d locked eyes with him, something in you had known he was the one. He was handsome, unbelievably so, his sultry brown eyes watching you curiously from beneath a dark tuft of hair. He was every girl’s dream man; tall, dark and handsome, and he was all yours, and had been for half a decade now. He’d helped with your transition, having been knew to the city, and he was nothing but kind to you, almost too shy to ask you on a date before he finally worked up the courage. You’d been smitten, and nothing had changed even as the years passed – though you’d both settled into life together, you still loved him more than anything. He was your first love, and you couldn’t believe your luck.
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