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One Day // Namjoon
One Day // Namjoon

Request: You get baby fever.
Pairing: Reader x Namjoon
Genre: Fluff/Smut
Word Count: 2.7k+
You just couldn’t help but stare at the adorable tiny baby that was on one of the ads of your favorite magazine that you get weekly. The newborn was being cradled in his mother’s warm embrace as she was rocking him to sleep in the rocking chair that was being promoted.
Turning to the next page, another baby, but a bit older. You pouted in adoration seeing a wide toothless smile on his face and the excited spark in his eye as he sat in his high chair waiting for his mother to feed him some strawberry and banana Gerber. You knew the baby fever would hit you someday, but you didn’t think this soon. You and Namjoon were not too young, 26 to be exact, but still young to handle little versions of you two running around the house and destroying everything if they came out like your Joonie. Would you be ready? Would Namjoon be ready? Does Namjoon even want a kid now?
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▽ WARNINGS: graphic depictions of sexual intercourse, dirty talk, swearing, hair pulling, fingering, fisting, oral sex, rough sex, mirror sex, multiple orgasms.
▽ Author’s note: Well, well, well. This is my very small gift to @jjinniebaegopa - happy birthday, luv! I know you probably forgot by now that dream you shared in the gc and the fact that I said I was going to write you a fic off of it but… I didn’t! So here we go! I hope you have a blast today and that you’ll like this small piece ♥

The room is partially illuminated by little white lights hanging from the black painted walls that serve the purpose of creating a nice atmosphere for getting lost inside the music. You stand right there, in the center of the dance floor, lids half-closed and head tilted back with sweat dripping down your tired body whilst the deep bass of the music fills the room.
The song is slow and insinuates itself in your mind, awakening your body as if you were a kid and the record the pied piper luring you in. Your muscles start to move to the rhythm, following each beat in a routine that is now embedded in your very core as if you had been born just to dance it.
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I think I died idk
saccharine | drabble
pairing: hoseok x reader; brother’s best friend!au | (literally) tooth-rotting fluff word count: 1.4k warning(s): none
A rustle.
“My brother’s not home, you know,” You hardly bother with so much of a glance at the front door; you were no stranger to having Yoongi’s friends over even at the oddest hours—Yoongi was a softie like that.
And you were definitely no stranger to the shuffling that was Jung Hoseok valiantly attempting to make his entrance discreet (but you’re smiling anyway).
“I know,” Hoseok calls from the hallway after having shamelessly let himself in (Yoongi distributes the passcode to your shared apartment almost as if he was giving out free samples outside Taco Bell), “But help a guy out, it’s V-day and I don’t wanna lament my singlehood alone.”
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Run Little Rabbit

; Wolf Shifter!Hoseok x Rabbit Shifter!Reader
; Genre: Smut, a little angst, a little fluff
; Word Count: 15.3k
; Warnings: Dom!Hobi, Sub!Reader, degrading talk, dirty talk, overstimulation, forced orgasms, impregnation kink, creampie, cumplay, knotting, possessive talk/behaviour, biting, rough sex, spanking, squirting, everything is consensual!
; Synopsis: Jung Hoseok - the Alpha wolf of his pack and far out of your league. As a rabbit shifter who still jumps around predators, you fantasise about your dangerous crush from a safe distance, particularly as he doesn’t like you. But what happens when he goes into heat and you’re the only one he’ll accept?
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College is like a continuous circle of stress, tiredness, joy at getting a good grade before falling back into stress. It’s been like this for four years, and you’re beyond glad that this is your final year before you can finally be free of the confines of a classroom.
Your parents had already been querying whether you might want to continue on and do a master’s degree, considering your single history degree to not be good enough to get a good job. Which was ridiculous, because even though you weren’t sure what job you wanted - you were sure that history was the one subject that you hated the least out of everything.
So no, you would not be subjecting yourself to a further year of of stress and unhappiness. Particularly as you’d have even less chances to fail than you did in your four years of college until now. You and college hadn’t co-operated very well on the education front, so you really weren’t inclined to put yourself through even more. Probably the only saving grace of your college life had been your friends.
Coming from a small town like you had, you had never interacted with any predator shifters as they simply hadn’t existed in your town. Your town had consisted of the more fearful prey shifters and humans with the majority being either deer or rabbit shifters. Which was fine when you needed pleasant neighbours, but not so much for actually growing into a well rounded person.
As such, you’d grown up practically afraid of your own shadow and it had only been when you’d entered high school in the next town over that you’d finally been introduced to predators. Even so, they had only been dog and cat shifters. Back then it had been a point of pride that you’d got used to the dominance battles they had all the time, but entering college had been a shock to your system.
It had taken some serious convincing with your parents to let you attend the state college instead of the local community college in the city closest to you. You’d desperately wanted to experience the world outside of your insulated community, and the real world involved apex predators. If you couldn’t handle living and studying with them, then you could kiss goodbye to a job working with them.
Which of course meant you’d spent the first two months in college firmly inside your room, terrified to leave as you’d had a tiger shifter to your right and a wolf shifter to your left. It had only been a month after this that the wolf shifter, Jisoo, had dragged you out finally to try and convince you that she didn’t want to eat you.
Slowly becoming friends with her had meant becoming friends with her pack, who she had moved in with in her second year. You’d stayed in dorms for the whole four years, unable to find another prey shifter who was willing to live with you and unable to live with predators.
But her friends had proven to be nice and respectful, being careful to not play too rough or engage in too many dominance battles that would have you running away. If you’d told yourself five years ago that your best friends would be wolf shifters, you’d have laughed all the way home. Yet here you were, wedged between Jisoo, a black wolf, and your other best friend Jimin, a silver wolf.
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the hills, 1.

Pairing: yoongi x reader, hoseok x reader Genre: smut, comedy, slight angst, pretty much straight up porn with a sliver of plot Word Count: 30k+ (rip mobile users, please read on desktop because the tumblr app will most probably crash) Warnings: step-sibling incest, hoseok and yoongi are both doms, yoongi has an oppa kink, hoseok has a daddy kink, dirty talk (slight degradation), bed sharing (slight somnophilia??), slightly rough hate sex ?, voyeurism, masturbation, sex in public (in dirty public washrooms and um, gondola ski lifts hehe), unprotected sex, cum play, sloppy seconds, cream pie, cum eating, basically lots of cum, lots of jealousy and possessiveness, lots of memes Summary:
a ski trip with old friends sounds like a fun time, right?
when your ex-boyfriend (who you hate but somehow always end up in bed with) and your stepbrother (who you are harboring not-so-secret feelings for) tag along at the last minute, you have a feeling it won’t be an uneventful weekend.
but fun? debatable. that remains to be seen.
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Coming back home for the holidays has a lot of major perks. Although the university you attend is a 9-hour flight away, you never hesitate to make the trek back home. Yes, that means even when the weather gets really horrible – like blizzards and hurricane warnings level of horrible - and it causes major turbulence to the plane that you feel like you might die from a panic attack before a terrible crash might even happen… It’s all worth it! You get see your fawn British shorthair cat - Muffin - who you missed so dearly (even though you are not the one she is surely missing), taste your mom’s home cooked meals again, and catch up with family and your best friends from high school.
“And you also get to see your insanely hot stepbrother, don’t forget that!” Hyeri sing-songs from the backseat of Jiyeon’s car. Jiyeon giggles and nods her agreement as she drives slowly down the slippery streets of the neighborhood you all grew up in, but in the shotgun seat of the car, you whip your head from Jiyeon to Hyeri with a fierce glare.
“Just because the two of you still have boners for Yoongi, doesn’t mean I do too! I stopped thinking he’s hot the moment my mom and his dad started dating!”
Hyeri squints her eyes at you, surely thinking of some infuriating comeback. “Summer Break. Didn’t yo—“
In a snap, you unbuckle your seatbelt and turn all the way around so that you are sat on your knees and could easily wrap an arm around Hyeri’s neck while your other hand clamps tightly over her blood-red painted lips.
“Don’t repeat it!” You screech. If Hyeri could scream, she would have been, but only a muffled mmmmphhhhhmmmpphh can be heard from her. Lucky for her, Jiyeon was screaming plenty enough for the both them. The car swerving side to side because of all the commotion happening inside the car.
“STOP IT! BOTH OF YOU! I DON’T WANT TO DIE BEFORE SEOKJIN COULD SEE HOW HOT I AM NOW AS A RESULT OF MY AMAZING NOSE JOB!”
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adjustment (m) | jung hoseok

source: x
pairing: Hoseok x Reader genre/warnings: smut, fluff, chiropractor!hoseok, patient!reader, unprotected sex, creampie, rough-ish, oral sex (recieving) words: 7138 summary: At Kim-Jung Chiropractics, they meet your every need, and today it’s not just your back that needs aligning.
a/n: I promise it’s not a cheesy porno :’)
You can’t help but let out a pained gasp as you climb from your car, the twisting of your lower back with just one foot on the pavement triggering a momentary stab of agony at the base of your spine. The area had been tender all week, the sudden sharpness kicking in only every now and then but immobilising you regardless, and you were completely fed up.
It was a god send that you’d managed to slot in a last minute appointment at Kim-Jung Chiropractic, and with it being a Friday afternoon you were even just thankful you’d made it in time - leaving work a little early had paid off for you to miss the hometime rush.
Leaning up and out, you finally straighten yourself with a sigh, groaning as you reach back in and over to the passenger seat to grab your handbag before shutting your door and locking it firmly. Walking into the office feels somewhat strange, unfamiliar, and you think back to the one time prior that you’d been in; before the renovation.
It wasn’t much different, still bright white, clean walls, but the new carpet was a nice touch and the armchairs had been reupholstered to a much more comfortable looking soft leather rather than the plastic they’d had before.
The pretty girl behind the desk smiles brightly when you approach and promptly asks for your name and appointment time, typing quickly in her computer before guiding you to sit for a mere two minute wait on Dr Kim’s current appointment.
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