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Lonely Planets
Lonely Planets
part i - “Non-Adults”

pairing: (fuckboy)hoseok x reader
genre: smut, fluff, a little bit of angst
word count: 8.9k words
warnings: deflowering, a mean (ex)best friend, brief virgin shaming, drug use(marijuana), drug-fuelled sex, a tsundere roommate and her overly affectionate boyfriend, a lot of fluff for a fuckboy story
author’s note: this one means a lot to me, guys. I actually cried when I finished this first part. This will be a series that I will try to post once a week since next week is my last week of classes (so I will be free! Yes!). As of right now, I have six parts planned out. Hope you enjoy!
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You were in college for barely three weeks, and you were already hating every second of it. College was supposed to be the time of your life – you were miles away from your parents and the familiarity of your hometown, and it was the perfect opportunity for unique adventures and excitement. But your best friend since high school wanted nothing to do with you, and your roommate seemed to hate you.
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↳ part of the to the edge of winter collab with @taexyla

prompt: pretend boyfriend/girlfriend for a family christmas party.
pairing: hoseok | reader
genre: fluff / slight mention of sex ; friends with benefits au
word count: 2, 602
summary: apparently, hoseok likes holding your hand and holding you close, way more than he actually should.
author’s note: @agustley thanks for letting me use your name :’)
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Word count: 6451
Pairing: Hoseok x Reader
Warnings: obscene language, cringe pop culture references, dry-humping, degrading names, minor cumplay
Prompt: “I’m listening to you. I’m just not paying attention.”
A/N: Gone Wild is a subforum on the website Reddit wherein one can post pornographic pictures of themselves anonymously.
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Do you have any impregnation fic recs, imma hoe for that kind of stuff 😍
i’ve already done a bunch of these before, which you can find here, but since then i’ve come across a few new ones which i’ll link :)
Bobsy-die by rbuns
Bun Bun by jungkookienoona (i only linked part 1, but part 2 and epilogue also feature impreg!!!)
it takes two to make a thing go right by imaginethisbts
tooth and claw by johobi (linked the mlist bc i can’t open the fic since three says it’s porn :”))
It's so long but I'm so ready

characters : escort!hoseok x reader
genre : fake-dating!au, smut, fluff, angst, wedding shit
word count : 25k
warnings : oral, slow burn smut, implied infidelity
note : bc this is so long, i suggest reading it in ur browser
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Arms aching, and palms sweating in the summer sunlight, you strolled through the street, carrying a large brown paper bag with groceries inside, most of them a little too heavy for you, and you silently cursed yourself for not bringing the car. The sun burning down into the skin if your neck, you longed for the air-conditioning in your apartment to relieve your sticky body from the heat. Children laughed as they played with the water spraying from the fire hydrant at the side of the street where you’d lived for little over four years now, the lush green trees shading you momentarily from the harsh sunlight as you meandered on, huffing under your breath as you juggled the food you’d purchased. The area you’d chosen to call your home was oddly suburban, given the fact it was situated within a thriving city. It seemed the perfect place to raise kids, and you smiled to yourself as you pictured your own children playing carelessly in the sunshine.
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masterlist ;
» girl group writings | twitter | music blog | marvel blog (possible writing in the future)
♡ namjoon
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sneaky | smut | 4803 words | brother’sfriend!au » when you sneak around to finally be with him.
out of the ordinary | fluff | 7156 words | mage!au | dad!namjoon » when he’s having a hard time dealing with his daughter’s abilities.
drip | smut | 1367 words » when he invites you to the studio.
rest and worry less | fluff | 1224 words | college!au » when you remind him how to take a break.
behind the lens | 01. 02. | smut | 37410 words | amateurporn!au | complete » when you come up with an idea for a new way to make money.
one kiss leads to more | fluff | 2657 words | vampire!au » when your neighbor is constantly hurting himself, and you help.
be with you | smut | 1082 words | domestic!au » when you want to relieve his stress from the week.
the enemy | smut | 1993 words | warrior!au » when you can’t help but to fall for a member of your clan’s rival.
♡ hoseok
a little needy | fluff | 1010 words » when you’re sick and need to be taken care of.
between then and forever | angst/fluff | 4237 words » when you remember why you love one another.
the pleasure of something new | smut | 5857 words » when you want to experience something new with him.
notes, coffee, & first kisses | fluff | 1923 words | office!au » when he leaves you little notes every day at work.
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nerves | smut | 2064 words » when he wants to give you pleasure for the first time.
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view from 4-B | smut | 6020 words | vf4b!au » when he has the perfect view.
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(some scenarios have been reposted from my bts writing blog @gardentulips and my old writing blog @seokvie. everything here was written by me.)