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lord the peasants are so loud today

the idealized version of my tomorrow self will fix this

Eclipse

I miss 2d movies...

Disney’s Pencil Test for Frozen (2013)

it's the last day you can rb this

Although I gave up kemeticism long ago, making kemetic memes is still my hobby

My cats have this meow that means "please come with me to fix this" after which they'll lead me to the problem in question, usually a empty (or 'empty') food bowl or a closed door they want open. They look at the 'problem', they look back at me, clear message.

What fascinates me is how this illustrates what they percieve as being in the realm of my 'power.' I control the food, I control the door, sure, but my cats love to sit on the balcony in the sun, and it has happened plenty of times that on a rainy day they come get me, go to the balcony and show me... the rain. "Please fix this" they say. "Please get rid of the wet"

"Silly kitty," I say, "I can't control the rain." I then walk into the shower and turn on the rain.

Your daily dose of cat memes

Thanks a lot! 😍 My MC, Peebee Claythorne, protagonist of my fanfiction "Hogwarts Legacy:The Heir of The Power".

I'm currently working on the second chapter but I've would have already finished it if it wasn't for my job, various inconveniences and my neck/back problems😩... I'll share the link to the story once this second chapter is done

💖Commission for @unluckybroccoli 💖

rest in fucking pieces, mr. darcy

First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀

He's a surveyor!

Broccoli and a free new pet. From now, I'm going strictly frozen.

Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Look buddy, i’m just trying to make it to Friday.

I watched Mutant Mayhem the other day and even though I didn't like it, it made me nostalgic and now back into my TMNT hyperfixation. I wanna re-watch the 2003 series!

can't wait to be rich so I can buy all those expensive tmnt merch