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Relistening To Gregor The Overlander (cuz Libby Doesn't Have What I Want)

Relistening to Gregor the Overlander (cuz Libby doesn't have what I want)

Why is Henry so good?!

Why do I like him?!

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1 year ago

the wisdom of the elders

site that you can type in the definition of a word and get the word

site for when you can only remember part of a word/its definition 

site that gives you words that rhyme with a word

site that gives you synonyms and antonyms


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1 year ago

underland tumblr (part two)

💦 river-runrun follow

oh u dont like my horny posting? fine. |/ |// ||\ \ /| |||| |// ||\\ \/ |||| |/\ |\ |||\

💦 river-runrun follow

anyway |\\ |||\ |\ \\ /\ \/ |\\ \| \/ \ ||\ // |// ||\ |// ||\\ \\ /| \| \ |\ |\/ |\ || |/\ \ // / |\\ \\ ||| /| // |// |/| \

🩸ripping-red follow

cannot be fucked to decode this right now but i have a horrible feeling that it's about me

💦 river-runrun follow

um. so. So um the thing is.

🩸ripping-red follow

why must i always be right

🐀 gnawgnawnibblegnaw follow

oh god im so out of practice with the code of claw someone else take this pls pls pls

⚔️ smashed-swordsss follow

^^^ someone get the warrior's sister lizzie

🩸ripping-red follow

OR WE COULD NOT DO THAT. WE COULD NOT GET THE LITERAL CHILD TO DECODE AN EXPLICIT POST ABOUT ME.

🪳 temp follow

decoded it, i have, decoded it

Underland Tumblr (part Two)

🩷 as-i-save-my-life follow

[ID: a screenshot of a translation from the Code of Claw that says "i want ripred to do unspeakable things to me" end ID]

🩸ripping-red follow

was the image description really necessary

🩷 as-i-save-my-life follow

accessibility is always necessary xoxo


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1 year ago

I might be going insane, but at least it's over a great series

I Might Be Going Insane, But At Least It's Over A Great Series

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1 year ago

Announcing the COMPLETION of AHS 1 & 2 [3rd Edition]

It's a new year ... and new AHS!

I would like to formally announce the COMPLETION of the "A Henry Story 2" edit!! Book 1 has been done for a while, nonetheless ... this is a grand moment.

Please download the professionally formatted PDFs here if you like. Otherwise, I have updated Book 1 on all platforms, Book 2 on every platform except FF.net (that one will follow soon, but the UI is a pain so it's a bit of a hassle.)

BOOK 1: Memories of the Fallen Prince

BOOK 2: Trials of the Fallen Prince

I am incredibly proud of this third edition; the story is truly coming together now. I HIGHLY recommend all of you who have read it in the past to reread it :) This is now the fully realized vision I had for this book. I assure you, it's worth another read. Also in preparation for the continuation of book 3! And of course, if you have been waiting to start AHS as a whole, GO FOR IT NOW! Believe me, you don't need to like Henry to read this series. Come for more Underland and get attached to him somewhere along the way (it will happen, believe me.)

PLEASE LEAVE ME SOME THOUGHTS AND/OR COMMENTS IF YOU DO CHECK IT OUT :) I cannot be held responsible for any soul-crushing or tears, btw. You read at your own risk :)

... MEANWHILE, I'LL BE OVER IN AHS 3 ... The plan now is to edit everything that exists of that book so far, and then finish the bit of the ending I have left. WISH ME LUCK AND ENJOY!


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1 year ago

Dear god, Gregor in a slasher movie situation...

You're walking around on Sunday the 7th cuz that's when ur uncle's boyfriend got hit by a runaway jet ski or whatever, when you some weird kid with even weirder just chilling outside his house.

Little do you f*cking know, he's an echolocating rager who will not let you anywhere near his family, and you are about the experience what all your victims have felt, only a lot less humiliating.


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