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can anyone recommend me omega-verse books?

i usually just use tiktok and search the tag but i’ve either read the ones that show up or I’m just not interested in them. or they are just shit lmao.

thank uuu 🙏🙏🙏

acc gassed

ITS FINALLY OCTOBER BOIS IM SO EXCITED FOR THE KINKTOBER FICS

RB for the largest sample size this site has ever seen. it's time to put an end to this.

We are not talking enough about knotted tentacles.

as someone who has discovered a kink for tentacles, october couldn’t be more conveniently placed rn.

i have a problem with talking to much. i think i’m not fun to be around anymore because of it.

Why is it hot in England I am suffering

thinking about men who start babbling out the cutest promises when they’re inside you. supporting themselves on their hands that are planted on either side of your head, hips moving in heavy thrusts and hair falling over their face and just endless moans of “‘m gonna marry you angel, fuck, and ill buy you a big house…ahh, gonna give you babies…we’ll grow old together yeah? make you so happy-” all while your back is arching and you’re creaming around him, nodding rapidly at his words and knowing his words are true when he pushes in to the hilt with a final groan of your name against your lips

IS IT MY FUCKING BIRTHDAY?

♔ 𝔣𝔬𝔯𝔤𝔢𝔱 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔰𝔱𝔞𝔯𝔰

♔ 𝔭𝔞𝔦𝔯𝔦𝔫𝔤: HYUNJIN X READER ♔ 𝔴𝔠: 2.8K ♔ 𝔠𝔴: ALIEN!HYUNJIN, PLANETARY SCIENTIST!READER, SEMI-PUBLIC SEX, BREEDING, APHRODISIAC, SPIT, LIP BITING, TEASING, PET NAMES (DOLL, HUN, DARLING, BABY), NIPPLE PLAY, FINGERING, OVERSIM, READER IS VERY SENSITIVE THE WHOLE TIME, BIG COCK! HYUNJIN, TENTACLES, PRAISE/DEGRADING, CERVIX FUCKING, EGG IMPLANTING, ROUGH SEX, UNPROTECTED SEX, DOM!HYUNJIN, SUB!READER, SUBSPACE (?), TUMMY BULDGE (?), INFLATION (?),

     Space was massive. So much to learn about, star formations, their life cycle, other galaxies, planets, and solar systems. The unknown drew Y/n in. Maybe that’s why she fell for Hyunjin so hard. 

     He was different. Loved the fact she was a planetary scientist. Constantly asked her questions that had her rambling for hours on end. First, it embarrassed her but he always reassured her he found it so adorable when she rambled about her work. He loved hearing about her theories on extraterrestrial life. Not knowing he crash-landed on Earth from another planet. 

     At least, she didn’t know at first. She had a deep feeling there was something about him that just wasn’t right. Came up with several hypotheses before he sat her down when he came to pick her up from work and explained to her he was indeed an alien. 

     He was scared. Scared he’d lose her and be stuck alone on Earth until he figured out how to get his stupid ship working again. 

     But that didn’t happen. No, he saw her eyes sparkle with excitement over the news. Running around her private lab asking him if any of the planets she’d found were his. What was it like in his home world? How was the air? technology? any question that popped into her head

     He was sure she was going to implode with excitement the more questions she thought of. That was the night he first kissed her too. It was only a few months ago it happened but it almost seemed like years away. 

     Since then, he picked her up from work every night. It was rare they left on time. Y/n easily indulged in her work, especially when she could interview an actual alien about his home world. Tonight was no different. 

     She was so engrossed in her work that she didn’t even hear him come into the lab. Focused on her computer, examining photos of a planet and its moons. She didn’t hear him come in. He closed the door as gently as he could behind him and silently made his way over to her. He stood behind her and slowly leaned down with the intent to kiss the top of her head. 

     Y/n felt someone behind her and looked back to see the handsome alien pouting at his failed kiss, “Hi Hyune.”

     “Ruined my surprise kiss.” 

     “Can I still get a kiss?”

     Hyunjin smiled and cupped her face and pecked her lips, “How’s work?”

     “Mhmm. Not bad, just trying to figure out if this planet could sustain life.”

     Hyunjin took a look at the planet on the screen. It was a few lightyears away from his own and he’d seen it a couple of times traveling. 

     “A small one, I think. I can’t exactly remember,” Hyunjin stated as he pulled up a chair next to her

     Y/n smiled at him, “I should press you for info on all my exoplanet discoveries.”

     “Do I get a reward for all my info?” Hyunjin smiled, pulling her chair closer to him. 

     “Maybe.”

     Hyunjin pulled her into his lap and she squeaked in surprise. Holding onto his shoulders before settling on his lap. “I want a kiss for every piece of alien info I tell you,” Hyunjin stated

     “Deal.” Y/n figured it would be harmless. A kiss for info and she got to cuddle her boyfriend while working? Score. 

     She rewarded him with a peck on his plump lips for the info he previously provided her. She went through some more plants and asked him questions, rewarding him with kisses after he finished answering. 

     “What about reproduction? Is it similar for all species or is it different?” She asked 

     “Different. Some have eggs, some are similar to how humans breed. Most species I know have a breeding season.” Hyunjin explained. 

     Y/n pecked his lips, “What about you? What’s your species’ reproduction like?”

     “Mhm. Most liquids in our bodies are similar to aphrodisiacs. It makes the process easier for the female.”

     “Process?” Y/n asked

     “Hm. Kiss first,” Hyunjin puckered his lips at her

     Y/n pecked his lips again. “What process?”

     “Egg implanting.”

     Y/n’s eyes went wide. Her ears felt like they were on fire, mouth wide open. Hyunjin chuckled and closed her jaw before pecking her lips. 

     “Don’t go too dumb on me yet doll,” Hyunjin teased, placing a kiss on her shoulder

     “When—“ Y/n cleared her throat before wrapping her arms around his neck, “When’s your breeding season?”

     “Mm, should be starting in a couple of days.”

     Y/n pecked his lips one last time, “Let’s go home, that’s enough information for today.”

     Two days went by far too slowly. Y/n used the prior day to let the information her boyfriend had told her to settle in. Today, she was so unfocused with work. The day was going by way too slowly. Most of the time was spent thinking about what he had said. 

     She read stories on the internet of people claiming they’d been abducted by aliens— in most cases “Grays”— and essentially became a human incubator. The truth behind them was up for debate. No one ever had evidence other than the supposed victim’s word. 

     Y/n was lost in her thoughts thinking about it when she felt arms wrap around her waist. She jumped and turned around, being met with the smiling face of her boyfriend calmed her down. 

     “You alright?” he asked 

     “Yeah. Just scared me,” She replied as she turned in his arms and kissed his lips. 

     Hyunjin smiled into the kiss and kissed, holding onto her hips. “What’s got you lost in thought?” He asked as he broke the kiss. 

     Y/n couldn't find the words to tell him what it was she was thinking about. How do you tell your alien boyfriend you’d been thinking about him breeding you for two days?

     “Talk to me hun,” Hyuniin said and kissed her cheek.

     “Do you remember when we were talking about, uhm… you're breeding season,” Y/n started

     “Yeah, why?” 

     “Don’t make me say it Hyune,” Y/n pleaded, face all red

     “But how will I know what you want if you don't tell me?”

     Hyunjin slowly backed her up into her desk. Y/n gripped his shirt, trying to gather any bit of courage to tell him. 

     Hyunjin grabbed her chin and lifted her lips to his. He licked his lower lip before pushing them onto her again. Y/n relaxed against him as she sat on her desk. Hyunjins hands moved up to cup her face, tilting her head back and deepening the kiss. 

     Y/n moaned against his lips, gripping his shirt tighter. Hyunjin pulled her bottom lip between his teeth and pulled away from the kiss. He locked eyes with her before releasing her lip. “Tell me what you want darling.”

     “Want you to breed me,” Y/n finally let out

     “Open your mouth,” Hyunjin smiled as he held her jaw as it fell open, “Tongue out.”

     Y/n stuck her tongue out for him. Hyunjin hovered over her and let a glob of spit drop from his lips onto her tongue. “Swallow.”

     Hyunjin watched her pull her tongue back into her mouth and swallow his spit. He tilted her head back and leaned down to kiss her neck and pull her legs around his waist. “Remember when I said most liquids in my body were similar to an aphrodisiac?” Hyunjin questioned

     “Yes,” Y/n replied as his lips grazed over the weak spot on her neck

     “Saliva is the main one.”

     Her body felt so hot to every little touch. She wrapped her arms around his neck to hold herself up and he placed wet open mouth kisses on her neck. Pulling herself closer to him as his hands trailed down to unbutton her top. 

     He was quick to get the fabric off her and toss it to the ground. Hands grabbing her breasts and massaging them as he sucked his mark onto her neck. 

     Her hands pulled up at the collar of his shirt. Mumbling a quick “off” before he pulled away and tossed his shirt off. He grabbed her face again to bring his lips onto hers. Y/n caught a glimpse of his eyes before he was shoving his tongue down her throat. His usual dark brown eyes were a striking dark blue, the whites turning dark. 

      “Jinnie,” Y/n moaned after he pulled away and pushed the objects behind her out of the way, “your eyes…”

     “What about them?” he asked as he looked over her face 

     “They changed.”

     “Happens during arousal during the breeding process.” He briefly explained, unhooking her bra and pulling it off her chest. 

     He pushed her down on the desk and attacked her nipples. His hands slid under the skirt she wore today and his tongue flicked her nipples. He switched to the other bud and gave it the same brief treatment then pulled away. 

     Hyunjin pulled the remaining bit of fabric off her body till she was completely nude on her desk. He’d seen her completely nude before. His aphrodisiac saliva explained why everything felt so good when they’d had sex previously. 

     His physical appearance was very similar to humans. His eyes made her shy under his gaze. Her legs wrapped tighter around his waist as her hands moved to cover her chest. Hyunjin was quicker and pinned her wrists against the table. 

     “Don't. Wanna see you,” Hyunjin said as he leaned in and kissed her again. Both moaned into the kiss. Y/n snuck her tongue into his mouth. 

     Hyunjin pushed back with his own. Y/n ground her hips against his crotch. 

     “Need you Jinnie,” Y/n moaned when he pulled away

     “All shy a second ago, now you're begging for me.” Hyunjin chuckled as his hand dipped down between her legs. 

     His lips attached to her neck again, two fingers running through her wet folds. “Fucking soaked, all for me.” he groaned as he pushed two long fingers into her. Y/n just about came right there, probably just because of the aphrodisiac. 

     His fingers curled up into her. Her free hand grabbed onto his arm to ground herself, even a little. She felt so fucked out and they’d barely done anything too far. 

     “All sensitive aren't you,” Hyunjin teased as his lips came down to her breast again, “My pretty doll gonna come yet?”

     “Yes! Please Jinnie! Wanna come for you!”

     Hyunjin wrapped his lips around one of her hard nipples as he interested a third finger into her. Switching from curling his fingers into her to thrusting into her. 

     Her back arched off the surface as a silent screen fell from her mouth. Walls clamping down on his fingers. The knot in her stomach snapped soon after he started sucking on her nipples. Hyunjin fingered her through her high, pulling off her nipples and pulling his fingers out once she came down. 

     While she caught her breath, Hyunjin discarded his pants. Y/n glanced down at him as he pulled his cock out of his boxers. Somewhere in the back of her mind was questioning how exactly the egg implanting worked since his dick looked like a human dick. It was not in length, that was for sure. 

     Hyunjin grabbed her legs and pushed them wide open. “Are you ready hun?” he asked, lining his tip at her entrance, smearing his precum between her folds with her slick. 

     Y/n nodded, then she noticed the appendages sneaking out around his waist. Before she had time to ask, he pushed into her, fitting what he could before her cervix. There wasn’t any pain, just pleasure. His hands left her thighs and the two tentacles took over holding them open. His hands wrapped around hers and pinned her down onto the table below. 

     “You have tentacles too?” Y/n asked as she got adjusted to his length in her

     “Yeah. Seven total,” He huffed

     “Why are you only using two?”

     Hyunjin smirked as three more came from over his shoulders Two wrapped around her breasts, tips latching onto her nipples as he started thrusting in and out of her. The third hovered and waited to be put to use. No time for her to ask where the sixth and seventh were. 

     The tentacles wrapped around her were smooth against her skin. Still sensitive from foreplay and his aphrodisiac spit. She was assuming his precum was another aphrodisiac. 

     Her back was already arching off the desk again as he stood back to watch her as he fucked her. He moved the third tentacle from to pin her arms down onto the desk above her head. 

     “Wish you could see yourself, baby. Look so good with my tentacles wrapped around you.” Hyunjin chuckled, picking up his pace. 

     The tentacles around her thighs helped by moving her body with his thrusts, lifting her off the desk just slightly. 

     “So deep,” Y/n moaned as her head lolled back against her desk, mouth hung open 

     Hyunjin laughed, he didn't know how much he’d enjoy having her all wrapped and dumb on his cock. “I could be deeper hun.”

     “Please Jin… more,” Y/n moaned

     Hyunjin smiled and pushed his hair back, shorter pieces sticking to his forehead from the sweat he had worked up. He leaned down and spit in her open mouth. Y/n swallowed it as he grabbed onto her hips, stilling inside her for a moment.

     He pulled out for a moment, spitting in her cunt then pushing back in. But his dick felt different. No veins brushing against her gummy walls. It felt like there was nothing, but she knew he was filling her up. 

     Then she felt it. Something small wiggling its way past her cervix. “Jinnie.” Y/n whined as it got wider, pushing its way into her womb

     “Relax doll. I got you,” Hyunjin shushed her. A smaller skinnier tentacle came from above his dick and latched onto her clit.

     “Oh fuck,” Y/n’s voice jumped a good few octaves 

     “That’s my girl,” Hyunjin praised as filled her womb up. He could see his tip under her skin. 

      He picked his pace back up, fucking into her cervix as she became a babbling mess. This was such a normal thing for his species to go through during sex. But he loved seeing his human girlfriend all fucked out like this. 

     “Gonna carry my eggs for me doll? Be a good fucking incubator?” he groaned, his tentacles moving her body to meet his thrusts. 

     The tentacle holding her wrist brought her hands to him. Hyunjin grabbed her hands and pressed them onto her lower stomach. “You feel that doll?” Hyunjin asked

     “Yes,” Y/n weakly answered 

     “Want you the feel me fill you up.”

     He thrusted harder into her and the smaller tentacle worked her clit into hypersensitivity as he came all over him, liquids squirted out of her. The tentacle retracted back into him once it finished its job. The remaining still holding onto her and working her now swollen nipples and fucking her onto him. 

     “Such a good fucking hole,” Hyunjin groaned as he stilled, cum shooting into her womb. 

     Y/n could feel inside her and under her hand, small little balls filling her up along with his cum. 

     “‘S too much Jinnie,” Y/n whined as he pressed her hands into her harder

     “You’re doing so good, baby. You can hold out a little longer till Jinnie’s done filling you with his eggs, right?” he pulled her up and attached his lips to hers, letting the eggs travel from him into her womb. 

     Once he was finished, he pulled out of her and laid her gently on the desk. Tentacles retracted into him again as she caught her breath, eyes drooping closed. 

     “Hyune,” Y/n called weakly

     “Right here baby,” He said as he pulled her into his body

     “Tired,” she grumbled.

     “Go to sleep. I’ll get us home baby.”

     Sleep she did. She didn't know how long she was going for but she woke up in the comfort of her bed with Hyunjin laying next to her, arms wrapped around her as he scrolled through his phone. 

     “Hyune,” she called

     “Morning sleepy head,” he said as he put his phone down, “how are you feeling?”

     “Fuzzy, weird. What happened?”

     “You passed out not long after we finished. I got us dressed and brought you home to clean you up. Was waiting for you to wake up to order food.”

     “Hm. Dinner sounds good right now.”

     The two ordered dinner and Hyunjin grabbed it and brought it into the room when it got to her place. Feeding her even though she claimed she could do it herself.

     While he was cleaning up from dinner, Y/n looked under her shirt. She could see a slight bump under the skin. Hyunjin walked into the room seconds later and lay on her lap, kissing her stomach.

     “Think we’ll have little alien babies?” Y/n asked

     “If they take. I’ve never bred before, let alone outside my home world.” he said, “either way, you look fucking gorgeous carrying my eggs.”

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not caring what other people think of you is one of the hardest things ever, especially when you’re a sensitive person, but ive been finding that not allowing yourself room to mull over it helps so much. like delete negative comments asap so you’re not prompted to read it over and over again. block people who send them. keep your mind busy with things you like, journaling while listening to music really helps me with that. ofc, taking criticism from those around you is important for your growth, but malicious comments from people who don’t even know you isn’t. hope everyone can curate a space that makes them feel good bc u guys deserve it. love you.

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i honestly am obsessed w this blog and check it every fuckin day

Jungkook

𝓘𝓷𝓽𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓼𝓲𝓬 [Masterlist]

You're supposed to keep him in check and integrate him into earth's society while he recovers from the aftereffects of catching a viral infection on his planet. All that, while you get to earn a pretty good monthly compensation for your efforts from the government of his and your planet.

Or more simplified: You're a paid babysitter for a 7' tall alien who's caught a virus that makes him act purely on instincts, rather than logic. Oh yeah- and he tried to eat your neighbor's pet bird. Yeah...

Tags/Warnings: Alien!Jungkook, Human!Reader, Yes I'm writing that story..., mentions of doctors visits (needles, injections, medical terms, blood), mild Angst, so much chaos, he almost eats a bird once oops, mild Angst, strangers to lovers, potential smut

A/N: THERE IS NO TAGLIST. THERE IS NO TAGLIST FOR THIS. THERE REALLY ISNT. DO NOT ASK.

Also, the Main Work will serve as a basic introduction to the universe and story. After the Main Work is posted, you can immediately request drabbles :)

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Main work

Drabbles:

First time Jungkook started to cuddle [fluff]

Aftermath of Main Work [Fluff]

Jungkook learning about kissing [Fluff, suggestive]

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guys they were fake.

the tattoos were fake.

WE ALL SEEING SKZ RN???

HAN GUITAR??

FELIX TATTOOS? FAKE OR REALL???

DROP LINKS TO FICS

This just proves it. We're all thinking it.

I CANT FIND ANY FUCKING FICS ABOUT HIM AND I NEED IT AND HIM TO LIVE

anyone else just madly inlove with simon cooper

real

Coming out of the void to say that Miguel O'Hara has the biggest scent/breeding kink yall have ever seen. Its not my opinion, its the truth.

the way i searched for fics about him as i walked out of the cinema. god bless us all

Take a seat || Miguel O'hara

Pairing: Miguel O'hara x F!reader

Summary: Never in your wildest dream did you imagine having your husband ask you to sit on his face.

Tags: Face sitting, multiple orgasms, vaginal fingering, overstimulation, smut, NOT BETA READ.

Words: 1.2k

saw someone plead for this one lmao. They asked so nicely so I delivered, idk if this is how it usually goes tbh. This shit's so rushed but I guess I have to squeeze everything out before school starts again tomorrow aaaaaaaaaa

other than that, enjoy! Thank you all for your love on my fics aaaaaaaaaa im running out of header pics da;flkhwah

mi vida - my life || dios mio - my god || mi bella esposa - my beautiful wife || cariño - honey

“You want me to do what now?”

Miguel sighed exasperatedly as he facepalmed, embarrassed. “Don’t make me repeat mys—”

“No no no, I heard you loud and clear.” Which doesn’t mean you understand why all of a sudden. “But why?”

“Should I have any reason why I want you to sit on my face?”

In a gazillion universe, you’d never thought you’d hear those words come out of his lips. Sitting on his lap, you stared at the man incredulously to which he scowled at.

Usually, oral between you both are usually done with you underneath him as he pinned your thighs open and wide for him since he likes the control. To hear him ask you to sit on his face mid-foreplay shocked you.

You pinched your thigh, unconvinced by his sudden change of mind and Miguel sighed once more.

“Is it that hard to believe, mi vida? Dios mio, if you don’t want to do it, just say it—”

“No no no, lay back down, I’m just processing.”

Excitement thrummed madly in your veins as you pushed the man back into the mattress. Excitement got you removing your underwear in a second before sitting back on his chest. It’s not fast enough apparently, when his strong arms hook under your legs and pull you directly on top of his lips.

Your breath got stuck into your throat. The mere feeling of his hot breath on your skin caused ripples of heat from your abdomen to your fingertips. You’ve always had orals before, it was something he’d never forget, yet there was something about sitting on top of his face that got you aroused more than ever.

“Go any slower and I would’ve thought you’d want to back out.”

“Not my fault. You’re so impatient.”

“A pretty girl sat on top of me, naked and wet, with her pussy out, begging to be devoured. Do you think I’d ignore you, mi bella esposa?”

His dark voice, along with his fogged red eyes staring at you through his eyelash sent shivers down your spine, cheeks flushing beet red. You almost slapped the growing smirk off of his face at your flustered state.

“You’re so annoying.”

“And you smell absolutely delicious.”

His arms locked around your thighs and you immediately knew you were done.

His tongue felt like silk gliding through your folds before rolling your clit in figures of eight. You sighed, throwing your head back as pleasure slithered down your spine at his every exhale fanning your skin. 

There was something about the stings his stubbles brings as it scratches your skin along with the stimulation of his tongue that drive you crazy. 

You swear you’re not a masochist by any means, yet when it comes to Miguel, every joy, sadness, pain and pleasure felt like a reward from the high heavens that you couldn’t help but accept with gratitude.

Your hand found stability in his dark locks, pulling and tugging his head closer to your heat, causing him to groan, the vibration seeping into your bones.

His hands roamed your body as if desperate to find a treasure in the unknown, nails dragging the skin from your back and down to the globes of your ass. The sting they left in their wake stirs your nerves awake, the pain mixing in with pleasure. You sighed, falling to lean on the piles of pillows as you dragged your clit with the point of his tongue.

Miguel wandered lower, tongue rolling around the rim of your entrance, sending electric jolts down your legs. You shivered as the sensation of his fangs rubbing against your folds, always so close yet so far away.

You gasped when the appendage plunged into your entrance, his large nose pushing into your clit as he pulled you closer to his face.

“Fuck…!”

“You taste divine, cariño.” He groaned. “Give me more.”

Bringing his hand down hard onto your ass, you whined. The stinging pain it left had your body singing for more and you knew Miguel was aware of the effect it has on you with how hard you clench on his silky appendage.

“Move.”

“Huh?”

Another sharp slap echoed in the living room, harder than the one earlier and you cried, hips stuttering forward on his flattened tongue.

“Ride me, cariño. Like you’ve always wanted.”

And you swear you’ve never heard anything more romantic than that.

With a smidge of hesitance, fearing you’d suffocate him, you rolled yourself on his tongue, eyes locked onto his darkened ones that dripped with desire. Still unsatisfied, his hand lands another hit on your skin and you move more desperately against him.

You cry as he starts to pick up the pace of his tongue, putting pressure onto your bead and shaking his head aggressively underneath you. He swats you once more when your hips stutter from the stimulation before clawing your flesh and grounding you further into his mouth.

“Harder.”

“I’m trying—Ah!”

Sneaking a hand below, he immediately inserts two digits inside of you. He spared no time hastening the speed of his thrusts while licking enthusiastically onto your clit making your eyes roll back.

Chasing the pleasure his fingers and mouth offered you, your hips rolled uncontrollably against his face. The obscene squelch echoing in the room would have embarrassed you, yet you couldn’t find it in you to flush.

The tight knot in your abdomen tightens as heat explodes from your chest and reaches down the tips of your limbs. You couldn’t do anything but cry as you tether closer to nirvana.

“I-I’m close.”

“Come for me, mi vida. Give it to me. I want it all.”

With his grounding arm reaching up to rake through your back along with his fingers and tongue, the knot unfurls and you come with a cry. 

Suddenly, he had both arms wrapped around your waist, preventing you from fluttering away from his ministrations. You gasped and pushed at his head but he paid no heed to them, rolling and shaking his tongue onto your clit as if trying to coax another climax from you.

“Miguel…!”

His nails digging into your flesh was the only answer you received and maybe the tug on his lips at your trembling thighs as well. It didn’t take long before pain started to blur with pleasure and your hips rocked against his tongue despite the protest of your heat with one hand tugging on his hair and the other holding on for dear life onto the headboard.

You didn’t have the mind to worry about his nose being blocked by your mon pubis, focused solely on your orgasm. With how he ground your hips onto his lips, you knew he didn’t mind.

And with a weak shout, you unravel, flesh and bones, on top of him. There’s a sound of something breaking in the haze, but paid no heed to it as you fall bonelessly onto the mattress. Miguel pulls away, gasping for air just as you turn to face the ceiling.

Your arousal drenching his face evoked something feral within you, the simmering desire in your stomach stirring awake once more. His eyes turned to the headboard and chuckled, reaching over to run his fingers over the dent with amusement dancing in his eyes.

“I guess a Spider-Man will always be a Spider-Man.”

“Oh shut up.” You groaned, chucking a pillow on his face.

I wish the bulk of my followers weren’t spam porn accounts lol

I don't post a lot of fandom stuff, but I gotta say this.

Bang Chan does not need to apologize for mentioning that newer generation idols don't greet. Whoever took offense to that needs to sit down and remember that Chan has been in the industry since he was THIRTEEN. He was definitely raised with the "always greet your elders". Idols used to get in serious trouble if they didn't properly greet their seniors as little as 2 or 3 years ago - there have been idols who have had to leave their groups because they didn't greet or speak properly to older idols.

He is also not the only one to bring this up - BTS, ATEEZ, SEVENTEEN, MAMAMOO, and SNSD among others have all mentioned this as well, both in lives and on shows. Why the hell is Chan of all people getting singled out?

He didn't mention any names or particular groups. Didn't even HINT at anyone. Get your goddamn shit together, for the love of god.

I may not have listened to kpop for ages and ages, but in the time that I have, since 2015, I don't think I have ever seen an idol get repeatedly singled out this fucking badly for absolute nonsense. Chan has definitely made mistakes and bad moves, absolutely, that I will not refute and I hope he's learned his lessons from that, but more often than not, he gets shit on for the absolute dumbest things I have seen.

BEING GC’s | g. clarkey

summary: blurb of what it’s like being george clarkey’s girlfriend. [2.7k words.]

pairing: reader x george clarkey

notes: here we go, longly anticipated for our other boyfriend!! 🤪 i hope i didn’t miss anything we mentioned, but if so, i’ll just bring it up in future fics as we’re still trying to figure out what typa girl gc’s girl is!! but hopefully, you like this first draft!! let me know what you think! ready for all the gc scenarios with his blossoming relationship! don’t forget to reblog! <33

- ok so, you are a pretty normal gal

- except you’re not.

- because you are a living angel.

- the most beautiful, prettiest, funniest, kindest girl this man has ever come across

- couldn’t-hurt-a-fly-if-she-tried type of vibe

- but also you have your savage moments, and a witty humor to match his — because you can only be so nice for so long

- he first discovers you through a tiktok (shock!) 😱

- but we’ll get into that in a mo!

- you are the blue eye of your entire family

- an only child, but close to every relative in your family tree. cousins? more like siblings. your grandparents? their favourite grandchild. you are spoiled by all. looked up by all. your cousins can’t even be mad — they completely understand why you’re the fav.

- it’s ‘cause you’re the most selfless person

- you sacrifice your own feelings for others

- soft girl™

- the type who would drive 40 miles to get a carton of milk for your grandparents rather than just say no

- but she’ll do anything for the people she loves 🫶🏼

- but also — a girl who’s patience is not to be tested

- easily flustered

- cares too much what people think of her at times

- a people pleaser almost? 🥴

- she’s just got the kindest heart ❤️‍🩹

- easily winded-up

- ironic ‘cause she’s usually the wind-up merchant. a hypocrite.

- works in a nail salon 💅🏼

- therefore, your nails are always manicured to perfection! with the prettiest design! 😙💞🎨

- highkey the princess of the family 👑

- seriously, your dad is to blame for the way he brought you up

- he just gave you high standards!

- you’re mum feels sorry for whoever ends up with you because they are in for a ride

- you’re not high maintenance but . . you know your worth 🙂🫶🏼

- a slut for attention. thrives off being the blue eye of the family

- you play on that as well. a good girl but . . you have your moments

- the type to throw house parties and if a vase gets broken, your family buy whatever lie you feed them

- like you love your holidays to ibiza but you just don’t go mad???

- but even you wanting to go to ibiza is cray cray to them

- sneakyyyyy girl

- dangerous™

- your cousins think you’re a suck up

- you don’t GAF. haters gon’ hate. 😎

- the oldest on your dad’s side, the youngest on your mum’s side, therefore, you play older sister to your younger cousins while you are the baby on the other side and they know it!

- such an unproblematic child

- a girl’s girl

- friendly to all

- adored in your hometown

- considered to be such an innocent, pure soul 🤍✨🕊😇 you’re the cutest

- definitely did ballet when you were younger (omg flexible queen!!!) 🩰🦢

- i feel like brighton vibes??? 🏖🐚🍦🌦

- you are on the road to being the next zoella.

- like zoella x molly-mae type of beat !!!!!

- but first, you have to start off by your average poster on tiktok 📱

- however — you’re not your average influencer, in fact, you have barely shown your face online, it is only since grace posted you at a beauty event you were both at that the internet kind of freaks out over

- you originally started posting nail vids to your account which pop off!!! your art and talent is unexplainable!!!

- got quite a little following, not much, but a lot for a nail account 🙂🫶🏼

- a creative, artistic queen

- anyway! you have been invited to this beauty event in london and grace (yes, thee GKbarry) pieces together who you are and posts you ‘cause she follows you and is a fan of your work?!!!

- you post your first non-nail vid and it blows up

- because omg??? this was the gorgeous girl behind this account all along?? sign her to a management and move her to london already?!!

- this then encourages you to post more of yourself and begin your journey of being the internet’s angel gal

- you are literally the golden girl in everything you do

- people can just see what kind of person you are from the way you come across in your vids

- but i mean they also still think you’re a princess 👑

- george lowkey gets this vibe when he discovers your account 😳🫣

- i mean his first initial response is a double take because he almost scrolled past grace’s video when he sees the most astonishing face ever

- the definition of beauty

- like seriously, his heart dropped at the sight of you for the first time and his immediate thought is ‘who is this girl and how does grace know her?’

- follows you despite your page’s content

- you kind of grow to know him along with everyone kind of surrounded in that friendgroup? (gkbarry, max, the baggs, bambinobecky etc.)

- but george caught your eye because wtf he is literally the most attractive person you have come across?? physically and personality-wise from what you saw in his videos

- a match made for you

- however, he has quite the following so you take the wild guess you aren’t only person to think this

- WRONG! you match with this guy on tinder

- when you first meet george — it doesn’t go as you expect

- it’s like the day after you match you bump into each other at another event you have been invited to

- he’s even more good-looking in person

- he literally cannot control his gaze

- anyone looking at him can see his thoughts by the way he is looking down at you

- you have your first argument conversation on the red carpet 🙂

- woahhhh, someone say tension???!! no, let’s just say the convo is very playful

- you acknowledge the fact you have matched on tinder which grounds him a little bit - brings him back to his awkward roots

- after this whole situation, you finish the night with a nice text message from your said tinder match, asking you out on a date 💓

- coUpLe gOaLS 😩 ‘mum, dad, how did you meet?’ ‘TINDER, MY BOY!’

- being with george just makes sense.

- like, shit just feels different when you’re together.

- something shifts. the air changes. an energy is formed. it’s something that is just supposed to happen.

- he is obsessed with you, i mean you’re his first proper girlfriend / relationship and he will go above and beyond to keep you by his side.

- but also not because you’re a princess and you need humbled at times x

- you say jump, this man says how high?

- and then you say it again and he says for you to get fucked

- JOKES. he would never swear at you 😌

- 1000% mocks you in everything you do though, the voice he puts on when pretending to be you is annoying how (in)accurate it is 😭💀 you want to kill him

- or when you go to the gym together??? he sees you struggling with your weights and the look you give each other when he lifts it like it’s a kilogram 😭💀

- but mainly for being the spoilt, only daughter lifestyle that you have 👑🛍💎🤩

- jokes and says ‘my little princess’ to piss you off

- rolling your eyes so far back at him because shut up???? all i wanted was a cuddle???? why must he make fun of everything i do???

- the bane of your existence but you wouldn’t change him for the world 🌎❤️

- he loves you really. it’s just his love language 🫶🏼

- you know it is. you gradually grow used to it

- the same way you grow used to his terrible dad jokes and puns 😭

- seriously, you’re embarrassed for yourself when you laugh at them

- like he needs the ego boost 🙄

- GIRL, HE THE ONE WHO NEEDS TO BE HUMBLED X

- no but he’s hilarious. you’ve accepted he is the funniest person in your life. it hurts your heart.

- your dad is no help — he thinks he’s brilliant. best buds x

- watching him interact with your family fills you with pride ‘cause they all just get along so well with each other, they literally think the world of george 😭 they know he is looking after their princess

- ‘he’s just such a lovely boy! 🙂’

- his family couldn't have picked someone better for him either 💓 literally in love with you, boast about you all the time

- his sister feeling sorry for you for having to deal with him 24/7 x

- asks him to bring you over all the time

- they know he’s in love loveee

- like he is so unbelievably soft! 🥺 and gentle! 🥺

- but also RKOs you back home because boyfriend duties x

- approaches you always with a hand on your back

- so affectionate, it even took him by surprise

- always likes to be touching you or letting people know you’re his — even if it’s by holding your handbag for you ! 👜

- like c’mon, we all know when it’s just you two he is suffocating you with all the kisses

- you could be scrolling on your phone and you’re like ‘george’ ‘cause he won’t stop kissing your cheek

- obsessed™

- would die tho if his friends caught him lacking like that™

- tiktok features!!! e.g. ‘things in my girlfriend’s room that just make sense’ ‘my boyfriend reacts to my outfit!’

- marking your territory by leaving your stuff everywhere

- always forgetting something once you arrive home 😩 ‘did i leave my hairbrush at yours?’ ‘my makeup bag?’ ‘my straighteners?’ #GFstruggles

- stealing his wardrobe even when you own more clothes than him

- ‘have you seen my blue sweatshirt?’

- *sends pic of you working in the salon with said blue sweatshirt, covered in acrylic dust*

- he can’t even be mad.

- him being the only man you’ll allow to explain something to you ‘cause you hate a mansplainer but he is adorable whilst doing it! he has the most random knowledge on certain things

- but also hating him when he lies to you and you fall for it 😭 his gullible girl

- but his knowledge is hot and your heart swoons when he feeds you a fun fact

- your smart, well spoken man x

- you are better than him in some things however — the sims being a main

- like when he’s playing with alex, you’re called in 9 times out of 10 to do something for him and end up playing the game better than him

- once again, sitting on his knee, clicking away at the mouse, his mind is baffled watching you maneuver through this game

- being his date to events (he has waited his whole life for this moment)

- holidays together 😩🌅🏝🥥🍹🐬 he’ll be swimming with his goggles while you’re watching like a mum from the sunbed x

- but he’s also making sure no-one is watching the way you’re smothering yourself in oil x

- the most protective boy™

- constantly making sure you’re okay

- doesn’t want to necessarily fight someone but he will have to if it’s for you *sigh* how romantic

- a jealous boy, tries not to show it

- he always makes you feel protected, because c’mon now, look at those arms 🥵 look at the size of him 🥵

- but at the same time — loves to be babied

- always a dilemma who’s staying over in who’s place because you still live with your parents but do you really want to endure arthur and alex also poking fun of you the second you step through the door?

- george loves your parents but doesn’t want to face them in the morning after ravaging their princess

- you love arthur and alex but can’t deal with them making fun of the way you scream george’s name at night 🙂🫶🏼

- YOU HAVE THE AUDACITY TO STILL BE SHY COMING OVER TO STAY AT THEIR HOUSE

- they’re so over it

- like you annoy alex cuz you still always act so coy walking through the door after george picks you up from the train station, he turns around like ‘i’m literally gonna hear you shagging in an hour, you can stop — you need to drop this act!’

- eventually you come out of your shell and you grow used to them but it takes a moment

- take the piss in videos. ‘reacting to cringe couples’ and they throw a pic/clip of you and george in there for the bantz and george is so unimpressed. sarcastically claps.

- they both really like you. you’re good fun when you can be yourself. bestie approaved ✓

- part of the clan!

- i mean, the only person you’re fully comfortable around is your man 🫶🏼 as he is with you — only you know how cheeky he can be x

- DRUNK HOWEVER?!!! omg you’re everyone’s best friend

- takes everyone by surprise, they expect you to be glued to george’s side but NOPE!

- YOU AND MAX ARE A DUOOOOO!!! 👯‍♀️✨

- you are havoc drunk, not an ounce of shyness in you. a social butterfly x

- you’re such a lightweight. without fail, george always has to carry you home

- you almost cry when you’re hungover, instantly regret your life choices

- v. clingy when you’re feeling frail 😷❤️‍🩹

- all you want is your man

- literally hate leaving him when you need to go home

- hates a lonely train ride™

- so close to finding a new job to in london to move in with him

- he wants you to move in too

- i mean you practically do, you’ll get the train from london to brighton at 7 o’clock in the morning if it means you get to spend the night x

- a couple who loves a night in — always cuddling on the sofa, watching TV, waiting for the others to come in drunk

- also the parents of the friend group, like alex comes into your guys’ room al the time and kneels on your bed to ask you for advice on what to say to someone or what gift to buy 🎁😭

- and arthurTV is your chaotic son x

- mom and dad™

- love just chillin’

- this man is always fiddling with your hair, like you need to tell him to stop or it’s gonna get greasy

- his friends are baffled by how well suited you are for the other

- like you have whipped this boy

- like from the way he reacts when he sees you or mentions something you did it’s clear he has fallen through all the layers of the earth, he has fallen that hard

- it’s almost sick to see how his head perks up and he unconsciously smiles when you walk through his door when he’s filming a video

- they’re so happy for him. he deserves it.

- but also how the fuck did he manage to pull that babe????

- GK Barry hits on you all the time

- you’re her girlfriend x

- ‘cheeky snog?’

- but they all love to see george wind you up 24/7777, it’s like they get to see you break character

- max is your number 1 defender ✊🏼

- it’s ‘cause you’re both victims of being bullied by george clarkey the most

- pretends to hate you ‘cause you stole his man — but immediately attacks george if he complains / makes a comment about you

- ‘you weren’t even there? stop butting in?’

- ‘i didn’t need to be x’

- you love him for being a george hater 💗

- you introduce max to your family ✨

- double dates with him and andrew! 🥳🍝🕯👨🏼‍🤝‍👨🏽

- omg, you’re most definitely a recurring guest on the useless hotline™ 🗄📞📋📎📅🖨

- fans go crazy for you

- always end up on your man’s knee

- like the first time they didn’t have a seat for you / it was broken and you improvised

- viewers hearts melt

- the way george just sways in the computer chair with you listening to max on his knee just 💖💕💞💝💘💗💓

- also drinking from the daddy mug

- george went from talking about being single all the time to never shutting up about you

- it’s to the point where max is like, ‘OH MY GOD, GEORGE? DO YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND? SHUT UP, I DIDN’T EVEN KNOW.’

- max forever asking questions to blow your angel upfront / expose you

- george cannot escape these questions, he always trying to move on

- pink cheeks 24/7

- like he still makes you nervous in the best way? like who is this man?! 😭

- like your nerves were wrecked at the thought of your first shag with him 💀

- inevitably, it’s a regular recurrence — to alex and arthur’s dismay 😔

- i know this man gets SOOOOO unbelievably offended when you call him ‘mate’ in a sentence like utterly shook

- ‘me? the love your life? the bane of your existence? the centre of your world? george clarkey? get referred to as your ‘mate’?’

- eventually, i can see you being able to do youtube on your own and absolutely nailing it

- again, modern day zoella with a touch of molly-mae, you got that comfort youtuber vibe who looks out for her fans and feel like a friend ✨🤍🛍

- fans love you

- they are so happy you came into george’s life

- you both set the expectations for love 🫶🏼

i’m not a radical feminist or anything. but after my life’s latest updates.

kill all men.

this is satire (or is it) don’t cancel me