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✰ bang bang (my baby shot me down) ✰

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for @bottomlouisficfest​ 

“I walked in on them having sex again,” Niall says after a beat of hesitation.

Liam still looks confused. “Why’s this different from every other time we’ve seen them having sex?” Liam asks, and oh, Harry knows Liam really doesn’t want to know the answer to this one.

Niall’s gone silent then, and Harry almost thinks they’re in the clear. Liam is back to scrolling through his phone, and Zayn is whispering something to Louis that makes the older boy giggle. They’re going to get through this car ride without a murder.

But then Niall’s covering his face with his sweatshirt, taking in a breath and on his exhale, Harry hears him mutter, “Louis was wearing knickers.”

Liam’s phone clatters to the floor of the car.

Or the one where Harry wants a little more in the bedroom and has a habit of putting his foot in his mouth.

i’m not a radical feminist or anything. but after my life’s latest updates.

kill all men.

this is satire (or is it) don’t cancel me