Blurb Request- Calum Eating You Out While You Talk On The Phone With Your Friend

blurb request- calum eating you out while you talk on the phone with your friend

calum demands attention. he likes having your eyes on him while he’s talking, your hand in his while you two are walking, his hand on your knee while he’s driving. he likes being the subject of your attention. and so when he comes home, dropping his heavy bag off at the door and goes to see you, laying on your shared bed and talking on the phone, not only does he get a bit salty, but he also realizes that this opportunity was too good

because just last week, you had done the same thing to him. and karma was a bitch.

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submitted by: myboyashton

Okay, daddy Luke having a baby girl and struggling to make enough time for his daughter and his band since the mom literally popped out the baby and left, and he needs to get a babysitter because he has a band thing tonight and his first instinct is to call you because he knows you really well and trusts you with his baby’s life (literally) and also has the biggest crush on you (he always denies it when the band teases him about it though) (“I dont have crushes I am a grown man”) and he’s about to be late because he literally spent SO LONG telling you what to do if this happens, how to handle that situation, how she’ll only go down if she has her purple monkey, and you’re like “omg Luke I’ve got this go to your thing” and he’s like okay okay and reminds you to call if you have any problems and he’ll be right home because no one can calm her down if she wakes up but him, not even his mom, like baby hemmings would be such a daddy’s girl. And so he’s been gone for about three hours and baby girl hemmings went down about an an hour ago so you’re just quietly watching tv and holding down the fort. Then you hear little cries coming from Luke’s room where baby hemmings’ crib is in the corner and you walk in and she’s awake and sniffling a little bit so you just pick her up and start bouncing her and singing one of her daddy’s songs and it takes a few minutes and she did cry a lot at one point but soon she’s asleep and drooling on your shoulder and you’re still singing to her even though she’s conked out and Luke has been in the doorway for the last five minutes watching you calm his little girl down and he’s just thinking “how the hell did she do that no one but me can do that” and when you notice him standing there you smile and hand off baby hemmings to her daddy and he’s just like “fuck it” and asks you out on the spot.

daddy!5sos night!

Very important gif of Ashton booping Luke with a drumstick

Luke at the People Magazine Awards - 18.12.2014

why is calum like the perfect boy like he’s the perfect balance of funny and sarcastic and chill and sweet and cute and squishy and his hair is fluffy 100% of the time and he’s everything calum is everything i need to lie down