Snape: [dying] Tell Joe, I Loved Her

Snape: [dying] tell Joe, i loved her

Harry: who's Joe, professor?

Snape: Joe Mama

them: fake courting. we won’t catch feelings. whatever.

me, a fanfiction connoisseur: you’re both gonna catch such hard feelings for each other

another summer morning — draco malfoy

pairing: draco malfoy x female!reader

prompt: a warm bed for  @kalimagik​ and @the-hufflefluffwriter​‘s “a very harry potter summer” !

a/n: school starts next week which is why i haven’t been posting as much but ahhh i hope you guys like this !! :D

Draco loves his wife.

He loves [Y/N], so he tolerates everything she does; her tendency to accidentally smack him in the face in her sleep, her sudden (deafening) singing outbursts at random intervals during the day that tend to have him jumping right out of his skin, how she constantly keeps bringing up the idea of adopting a ferret in tribute to Draco’s fourth year at Hogwarts, and, Well. This.

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“i like your ring” || d.m ✧˖*°࿐

summary: draco gives you his ring.

a/n: this tiktok send tweet

warnings: gn!reader, soft!draco ugh, just fluff

word count: 627

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so i’ve been playing cookie run kingdom for about a week now and i keep pulling pumpkin pie cookie and i know she’s a good cookie but how many pulls do i need to do to get a different strong cookie?? PLS I JUST WANT TO UPGRADE MY TEAM AND INVEST IN BETTER COOKIES!!!!