Once School Starts Again, Another Columbine Will Happen. None Of You Fuckers Are Gonna See It Coming.

Once school starts again, Another Columbine will happen. None of you fuckers are gonna see it coming. My bombs are actually gonna work instead of those shitty duct tape fireworks Reb and V0dka called "pipe bombs", No these will be REAL fucking bombs. No shit. My entire school will be wiped of the face on this EARTH. its gonna be AWESOME. I'll be Wrath and Natural Selection combined. I already have my dads hunting rifle and hundreds of rounds of live ammuniton, as well as copious amounts of gun powder which im gonna assemble into bombs. I'll plant them all over the school, and if that piece of shit horrible building will become nothing but rubble. If anyone surives? Shoot them. Anybody escapes? Oh well, they were destained to get out of there. Fucking NATURAL SELECTION. You puny idiots wouldnt get it anyway. Watch out, you bumbling baffoons at my school, OUTRUN. MY. FUCKING. GUN.

ZERO DAY HEADCANNONS

Cal and Andre are the type of guys to say LOL when bad things happen to people, for instance a kid falls over "LOL". like the abreviation not even laugh out loud.

Andre has really freakey sneezes, like a dog barking. or like really loudly. dad ahh sneezes.

Andre will sit in silence for extended periods of time for no reason.

Will whisper fagg0t repeatedly to eachother when openly gay/gay people walk past.

Never has sleepovers that don't last 3 days, theyre never planned outside the original meeting day.

Andre has really obscure intrests that nobody gaf about, but Cal will occasinaly listen to him yap about shit like colour theory.

Constantly being pulled aside from their class for messing about. Contemplating threating suicide to teachers over them trying to split them up.

Constantly praying on others downfall for stupid things. Like other friends not picking up the phone or not hanging out with them

UHHHHH if this does well ill do a part 2

update

he’s so ughh i want him so bad. he can play piano super well and he’s like kind of sheltered by his parents and he writes stories and he plays minecraft and he’s respectful and he likes to kind of?? praise me??? idk what the more non-chalant version of praise is but he really often says “you’re so amazing” and like “that’s so cool!!” like he CARES and he plays chess and he’s in ap classes and he’s smart. and he’s already so much better than my exes (ex #1 hates me and spreads shitty rumors about me and ex #2 threatened to beat the shit out of me and push my dog down the stairs)

and i hope i can make progress so he’ll ask me to hoco soon

talking to a guy (he thinks i want to be friends.) 🤷‍♀️

one toxic thing about me is that if we are walking together in the hallway and you stop to talk to someone else? i am GONE. there is ZERO PERCENT CHANCE i am sticking around

I'm gonna cry I'm gonna cry I'm gonna cry

am i being dramatic if i don’t want to see my therapist because she talks too much