*makes The Anniversary Squad Do Chaotic Actions And Gives Timekeeper The Only Braincell For Some Reason*

*makes the anniversary squad do chaotic actions and gives timekeeper the only braincell for some reason* am I in jail yet

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yes look i made u a lil jail cell in baby jail

Cocoa as a vampire is interesting since she's probably the last cookie you'd expect to secretly be a vampire since she's so innocent looking. I imagine Mint would probably be the first to know since Cocoa is one of his most dedicated fans. I also imagine she'd drink cocoa instead of blood.

Mint complimented her teeth on a date and she got embarrassed and blurted out her secret like......she's not good at hiding it, in her defense he already knew about both Sparkling and Vamp before her so he knew what he was doing pointing the canines out

Sparkling serves drinks made for vampires, that includes a special cocoa recipe so yeah she still is a hot cocoa fanatic here, Soda also gets served special juice and sodas because he's too young to drink alcohol with his blood

watch as timekeeper gets in to level 389 of the backrooms and before the game master could do her thing, timekeeper just immediately starts breaking the SHIT out of it

timekeeper: woah! happy hungry hippos (I think that's what it's called)! time to play- *"ACCIDENTALLY" TURNS THE HIPPOS INTO MUSH* oh dear.. welp, guess I should play something else!

game master: YOU ARE LITERALLY BREAKING MY LEVEL APART PLEASE JUST PICK A GAME WITHOUT MURDERING IT WHOLE!!!!

WHAHAHHSB THIS IS GREAT

timekeeper gets bored and manages to sit down at one of the games without it just shattering into millions of tiny pieces, but they're so insufferable ((affectionate)) when it comes to playing it that the game master can't even figure out what's happening and they end up winning

they don't fix anything they broke either. :)

ok guys hc, gingerbrave was meant to be the most basic ass normal cookie to exsit and the reason everyone worships this 12 year old child despite actual gods walking among them in mortal flesh is because hes so fuckign basic that they litterly think hes the pinnacle of cookiekind so therefore if u are naked and also bland af u can be god too

Can I have some headcanons of Pitaya Dragonling? (Pets are so underrated, and honestly deserve more love!)

(so true the pets r underrated af!!!!)

Dragon Fruitling is a  dragon who well saved Pitayas life, thats pretty much canon but going deeper into this the icewind steel Knight used to fight pitaya was super painful and drained Pitayas energy

when Knight escaped with Dragon's tail it stole a large portion of Pitaya's powers, this is where Fruitling comes in, they sacrificed a lot of their own energy in order to give pitaya their gift of a dragon fruit that basically heals them, afterwards the little dragon deages like it does in their skill

Pitaya decides to keep the now baby dragon and raises it as their own, its basically their feral child as of now and partner in crime

omg what if gingerbrave is secretly one of the most powerful legendaries to exist that is also just 12 years old

kinda like flandre scarlet even though she is thousands of years old yet looks 12 or somethin idk

brave cookie real???????????????????????????