The Cravings R So Terrible Today. Its Twoofing Season Baybeee

the cravings r so terrible today. it’s twoofing season baybeee

Karlach: I hate Gortash. He's the worst person alive, and he's gonna be passing that title on to the second worst person alive soon. He doesn't even realize just how dead he's gonna be.

Dark Urge (whispering to Astarion): i'm like 98% sure I fucked that guy. don't tell her.

Not attached to the ask game, but: tell me about time! Was time itself a semi-tangible material for you to manipulate? Did it have a look/feel? Or was it just a sort of invisible concept? So on and so forth.

-from a humble spider friend

Hmm… hello spider friend hehe. This is actually something I’ve been looking for an excuse to talk about, so thank you.

I wear an eyepatch - I traded my left eye for the ability to see through time. I also wield the Timestave - A gift from Corellon (dammit, not even two paragraphs in and challenge failed) upon my ascension to godhood. He gives one to every new Seldarine - In my canon, at least. Not sure if that’s canon lore. The quarterstaff serves as a proxy for my manipulation of the continuum. I can use it to concentrate or spread the flow of time. Of course, I can do that without my staff. My timestave just makes it easier!

Now for how I actually see it - I can summon a glass tube filled with running sand. This sand represents the continuum, and I spend most of my time watching over it. When some of the sand gets clogged up, or moves incorrectly, this is how I know someone - whether mortal or immortal - is fucking with my shit. Small clumps can be things like immortality and minor time travel while larger occurances such as the Spellplague caused larger clumps. I learned the hard way (tried to show Ollie) that only I can see this physical manifestation of the continuum. Oops.

Fun fact! I am (mostly) the reason that time didn’t stop when Ao told us all to piss off (the Time of Troubles).

22 & 25?

woah!!! that was quick :D

22 - Are you trying to avoid being kin with a specific character?

Hmm. There is one heart type that I’ve been dancing around due to being close with someone who identifies as that character, but if anything I will just avoid posting about said heart type. Many of my hearts get neglected anyways lol. Sorry Riddle sorry Link sorry Childe i have more important spiders to meditate about.

In terms of sources I’ve been trying to AVOID genshin impact because i already have two hearts from there and one link type and jesus christ where is the melanin. i feel terrible about identifying with such a vile center for cultural appropriation so i tend to neglect those hearts. yes yes involuntary i know but thinking about the real people who probably saw their culture but not themself in a game actively profiting off of their food, clothing, music, etc makes me ill. Autism strong sense of justice or something

25 - favorite image of kintype?

This one. The guy on top - that’s me.

This photo was also the inspiration for that one drawing i did. This is the only drawing/photo of me that I feel represents who I was. Especially in relation to Correlon. Silently lurking in the back, minding my own business, while he makes a spectacle of himself.

Also, this is one of like four options. No i’m not exaggerating. The very first image on google ISNT EVEN ME!!! IT’S A PRIEST OF ME!!!???? WAAAHHH.

10 and also 11, if it suits you!

10 - Something that reminds you of your canon?

Trees. I have no idea why. Maybe my tower was surrounded by oak in Arvandor. I just know that the feeling of bark on a cool, wet day has sparked too many memories for it to be a coincidence.

11 - Was there someone you wished you had gotten to know better? If so, who?

Ollie, my creation, or in less clinical terms, my son. I had created him as a vessel but ultimately abandoned him and sent him off to go live a mortal's life. Eventually started keeping an eye on him and forged a contract with him, as his adoptive father had gained immortality and I needed to put a stop to that. After the terms of our contract were fulfilled, I made him my chosen. Our bond danced the lines between god and chosen, boss and employee, father and son, friends - Corellon had asked me once if I had taken a mortal lover "or something". That was horribly awkward.