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8 months ago

You'd think after centuries they'd realize that maybe all they need is some sherpa and bad rap music but I guess they like to be extra

Vampire Killing Kits
Vampire Killing Kits
Vampire Killing Kits
Vampire Killing Kits
Vampire Killing Kits
Vampire Killing Kits

Vampire killing kits


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8 months ago

Staying in the coffin for now

I love my boyfriend so much but I'm always scared of what he would think of this account and my alterhuman identity. I'm already the weird one in the relationship. He's a cisgender straight passing bi guy and I'm trans, autistic, gay, alternative, ugh. I know he probably wouldn't think bad of me at all he's always been accepting of every part of me but there's still some of me that wants to retain my humanity in his eyes because I don't need him to know *just* how much of a freak of nature his boyfriend is. Especially considering he and many others already tease me by calling me a vampire what if he thinks I just feel this way because of the teasing or that I'm delusional or that I'm just to weird for him.


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8 months ago

Oh shit I have guests coming over. I need to make the place presentable. Gives the spiders a high-five to encourage web production Tastefully rips the tablecloth and curtains Takes books off the shelves and places them on random tables Spill a glass of red liquid. Tastefully. Puts out the fire and spreads the ashes around the floor

vampvalerian - Valerian's Castle

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8 months ago

laying in my bed pale as shit almost passed out twice from blood loss like wow this is so vampire


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8 months ago

so was no one going to TELL me that i had an extra area in my room that i could fit another bookshelf? like did youse seriously just keep that secret. what fuck guys


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8 months ago

my magnum opus is that time i said hello to someone, they asked how i was, then i replied GOOD AND YOU!!! what a play.

vampvalerian - Valerian's Castle

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8 months ago

i bite my boyfriend

not in like, a sexual way

just. nom

ALTERHUMANS I AM SUMMONING YOU

let's start a chain

everyone reblog with your alterhuman toxic trait

mine is that I forget that I'm not actually the size of a cat, which usually ends up with me stuck in a box


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8 months ago

bro howd you get photos of my house

A Vampires Home
A Vampires Home
A Vampires Home

a vampire’s home


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7 months ago

im going on a two week vacation (yay!) and i wont have my computer to play baldurs gate (oh no!) or to draw (oh no!) and ill only have my dinky little school laptop to write (oh no)


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7 months ago

valerian why do you only identify as alterhuman and not really otherkin?

i need to look unsettling i need to look barely human i need to look wrong i need to look eldritch i need to look human from a distance AAGGGRGRGRHRVRG


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7 months ago

Proper Introduction Post •••

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Divider credits: @sister-lucifer

♪ Hiya :D My name is Valerian

♪ Original post tag: valerian doesn’t shut up

♪ Vampy shit tag: vampvalerian

♪ Baldur’s Gate (kin) tag: vamp kar’niss

♪ I’m a real sanguinarian vampyre, as well as an alterhuman.

♪ I worship Loviatar as a coping mechanism for my undiagnosed joint pains

♪ My sideblog is prickvalerian, where I complain about discourse and cringe culture and occasionally US politics and world issues

♪ I’m humanoidkin and an elf

♪ Also questioning kins from Baldur’s Gate 3

♪ I’m a writer, and no I’m not sharing it here LMAO

♪ I love Baldur’s Gate 3, Yaelokre, Mafumafu, and J-pop

♪ I’m actually just Astarion typing this right now /j (I’m not even a fictionkin or anything he just looks like me and I like him and I find that silly)

♪ I’ve been a part of the VC for about 2? ish years now, and my symptoms have been present for about 5 or 6 years

♪ I’ve been a part of the otherkin community for about 3 years :)

♪ Userboxes below cut

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7 months ago
Kindly Ignore The Huge Bruise LMFAOOO

kindly ignore the huge bruise LMFAOOO


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7 months ago

i cant get the phrase “turn the pain into power” out of my head


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7 months ago

nothing like being at the beach. wow these people have no clue im not human


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7 months ago

TURN THE PAIN INTO POWER Est. June 15, 2024

TURN THE PAIN INTO POWER Est. June 15, 2024

Call me Valerian! or whatever you want honestly He/him pronouns!

Sanguinarian vampyre

Elf

Labelas Enoreth, Lord of the Continuum

Other types here

I'm a writer, artist, and musician Send in asks! I love talking to people :D

Tags, userboxes, credits and more below cut :)

TURN THE PAIN INTO POWER Est. June 15, 2024

Sideblogs

prickvalerian - Where I complain about things and make other generally negative posts that I don't want on my main blog. Not a vent blog though, just me being a whiny bitch. I also post takes and reblog politics on there.

My Tags

I started using these in the beginning of Aug 2024

Original posts - #valerian doesn't shut up

Vampyre related posts - #vamposting

Otherkin related posts - #valerian the strange

Baldur's Gate/D&D related posts - #dungeons and castles

Art - #vampart

Labelas kinposting/memories - #time is forever ticking

Divider credits: @sister-lucifer

TURN THE PAIN INTO POWER Est. June 15, 2024
TURN THE PAIN INTO POWER Est. June 15, 2024
TURN THE PAIN INTO POWER Est. June 15, 2024
TURN THE PAIN INTO POWER Est. June 15, 2024
TURN THE PAIN INTO POWER Est. June 15, 2024
TURN THE PAIN INTO POWER Est. June 15, 2024
TURN THE PAIN INTO POWER Est. June 15, 2024
TURN THE PAIN INTO POWER Est. June 15, 2024

All the userboxes above are either made by yours truely (the first two) or allow use without credit. The “this user is beyond mortal comprehension” and elfkin redesign are made by @kthecritter , thank you for it! Please do not use my original userboxes without credit. If I accidentally used something of yours without proper attribution please let me know.


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6 months ago

me at 5: hi

everyone else: ew weirdo

me at 10: hi

everyone else: why do you move like that

me at 12: hi

everyone else: are you even human

me at 15: hi

everyone else: are you like…… on the spectrum

me now: hi i’m a weird nonhuman autistic elf vampire

everyone else: ew umm are u joking. u know thats not real right


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6 months ago

You're so cool, [fuckin explodes] you helped me delve into my identity a little more and I found I'm vampire otherkin :3 I hope you have a good day !!

ohmyogd explodes

It’s insane to think that ive actually impacted other people’s lives like wtff…. im so happy you discovered a bit about yourself and i wish you luck in your journey


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5 months ago

the cravings r so terrible today. it’s twoofing season baybeee


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