Vamposting - Tumblr Posts
You'd think after centuries they'd realize that maybe all they need is some sherpa and bad rap music but I guess they like to be extra
Vampire killing kits
Staying in the coffin for now
I love my boyfriend so much but I'm always scared of what he would think of this account and my alterhuman identity. I'm already the weird one in the relationship. He's a cisgender straight passing bi guy and I'm trans, autistic, gay, alternative, ugh. I know he probably wouldn't think bad of me at all he's always been accepting of every part of me but there's still some of me that wants to retain my humanity in his eyes because I don't need him to know *just* how much of a freak of nature his boyfriend is. Especially considering he and many others already tease me by calling me a vampire what if he thinks I just feel this way because of the teasing or that I'm delusional or that I'm just to weird for him.
Oh shit I have guests coming over. I need to make the place presentable. Gives the spiders a high-five to encourage web production Tastefully rips the tablecloth and curtains Takes books off the shelves and places them on random tables Spill a glass of red liquid. Tastefully. Puts out the fire and spreads the ashes around the floor
laying in my bed pale as shit almost passed out twice from blood loss like wow this is so vampire
so was no one going to TELL me that i had an extra area in my room that i could fit another bookshelf? like did youse seriously just keep that secret. what fuck guys
my magnum opus is that time i said hello to someone, they asked how i was, then i replied GOOD AND YOU!!! what a play.
i bite my boyfriend
not in like, a sexual way
just. nom
ALTERHUMANS I AM SUMMONING YOU
let's start a chain
everyone reblog with your alterhuman toxic trait
mine is that I forget that I'm not actually the size of a cat, which usually ends up with me stuck in a box
bro howd you get photos of my house
a vampire’s home
im going on a two week vacation (yay!) and i wont have my computer to play baldurs gate (oh no!) or to draw (oh no!) and ill only have my dinky little school laptop to write (oh no)
valerian why do you only identify as alterhuman and not really otherkin?
i need to look unsettling i need to look barely human i need to look wrong i need to look eldritch i need to look human from a distance AAGGGRGRGRHRVRG
Proper Introduction Post •••
Divider credits: @sister-lucifer
♪ Hiya :D My name is Valerian
♪ Original post tag: valerian doesn’t shut up
♪ Vampy shit tag: vampvalerian
♪ Baldur’s Gate (kin) tag: vamp kar’niss
♪ I’m a real sanguinarian vampyre, as well as an alterhuman.
♪ I worship Loviatar as a coping mechanism for my undiagnosed joint pains
♪ My sideblog is prickvalerian, where I complain about discourse and cringe culture and occasionally US politics and world issues
♪ I’m humanoidkin and an elf
♪ Also questioning kins from Baldur’s Gate 3
♪ I’m a writer, and no I’m not sharing it here LMAO
♪ I love Baldur’s Gate 3, Yaelokre, Mafumafu, and J-pop
♪ I’m actually just Astarion typing this right now /j (I’m not even a fictionkin or anything he just looks like me and I like him and I find that silly)
♪ I’ve been a part of the VC for about 2? ish years now, and my symptoms have been present for about 5 or 6 years
♪ I’ve been a part of the otherkin community for about 3 years :)
♪ Userboxes below cut
nothing like being at the beach. wow these people have no clue im not human
TURN THE PAIN INTO POWER Est. June 15, 2024
Call me Valerian! or whatever you want honestly He/him pronouns!
Sanguinarian vampyre
Elf
Labelas Enoreth, Lord of the Continuum
Other types here
I'm a writer, artist, and musician Send in asks! I love talking to people :D
Tags, userboxes, credits and more below cut :)
Sideblogs
prickvalerian - Where I complain about things and make other generally negative posts that I don't want on my main blog. Not a vent blog though, just me being a whiny bitch. I also post takes and reblog politics on there.
My Tags
I started using these in the beginning of Aug 2024
Original posts - #valerian doesn't shut up
Vampyre related posts - #vamposting
Otherkin related posts - #valerian the strange
Baldur's Gate/D&D related posts - #dungeons and castles
Art - #vampart
Labelas kinposting/memories - #time is forever ticking
Divider credits: @sister-lucifer
All the userboxes above are either made by yours truely (the first two) or allow use without credit. The “this user is beyond mortal comprehension” and elfkin redesign are made by @kthecritter , thank you for it! Please do not use my original userboxes without credit. If I accidentally used something of yours without proper attribution please let me know.
me at 5: hi
everyone else: ew weirdo
me at 10: hi
everyone else: why do you move like that
me at 12: hi
everyone else: are you even human
me at 15: hi
everyone else: are you like…… on the spectrum
me now: hi i’m a weird nonhuman autistic elf vampire
everyone else: ew umm are u joking. u know thats not real right
You're so cool, [fuckin explodes] you helped me delve into my identity a little more and I found I'm vampire otherkin :3 I hope you have a good day !!
ohmyogd explodes
It’s insane to think that ive actually impacted other people’s lives like wtff…. im so happy you discovered a bit about yourself and i wish you luck in your journey
the cravings r so terrible today. it’s twoofing season baybeee