Hey Genuine Question Ign Why The Fuck Did You Use This Image To Go With This Headline

hey genuine question ign why the fuck did you use this image to go with this headline

Proper Introduction Post •••

Divider credits: @sister-lucifer

♪ Hiya :D My name is Valerian

♪ Original post tag: valerian doesn’t shut up

♪ Vampy shit tag: vampvalerian

♪ Baldur’s Gate (kin) tag: vamp kar’niss

♪ I’m a real sanguinarian vampyre, as well as an alterhuman.

♪ I worship Loviatar as a coping mechanism for my undiagnosed joint pains

♪ My sideblog is prickvalerian, where I complain about discourse and cringe culture and occasionally US politics and world issues

♪ I’m humanoidkin and an elf

♪ Also questioning kins from Baldur’s Gate 3

♪ I’m a writer, and no I’m not sharing it here LMAO

♪ I love Baldur’s Gate 3, Yaelokre, Mafumafu, and J-pop

♪ I’m actually just Astarion typing this right now /j (I’m not even a fictionkin or anything he just looks like me and I like him and I find that silly)

♪ I’ve been a part of the VC for about 2? ish years now, and my symptoms have been present for about 5 or 6 years

♪ I’ve been a part of the otherkin community for about 3 years :)

♪ Userboxes below cut

why did i get famous for a lukewarm take that boiled down to “normalcy sukz”

i mean im not complaining

kindly ignore the huge bruise LMFAOOO

we as a society are way to obsessed with the idea of a glow up everyone always wants to be prettier and trendier than they were before and people falling for corporate fast fashion and cringe culture propaganda will never not make my heart ache. it always feels like we just lost a PERSON because when people "glow up" they usually mean they lost all individuality and only listen to t swift and chappel roan or whoevers trending and they replaced their entire wardrobe with a hyperspecific consumer oriented substyle -core and only shop on shein and aliexpress and also probably went thru puberty and now consider their CHILD self to be ugly just because kids and pre teens and even most teens are BIOLOIGIVALYL SUPPOSED TO BE CHUBBY BECAUSE THEY ARE CONSTANTLY FUVKING GROWING IM GOING TO GO INSANE

┈ 𝜗♰𝜚 I fear what would happen if I ever were to find a lover who'd consent to being bitten non-sexually, I don't think I'd be able to stop at just a nibble, I'd devour the poor man whole, leave him drained and sore