I Love The Batshit Storytelling Power Of Tabletop Games.

I love the batshit storytelling power of tabletop games.

Things my players have done in our campaign so far:

- Left Glaedr's eldunarí to freeze outside because they used him as an eye for their snowman and then forgot about him while they ran off to do their mission

- My werecat player traumatized the thirteen year old dragon rider student by giving him a "prophecy" about how he is destined for great things, but he was going to be betrayed by the person he trusts the most (he pulled that completely out of his ass).

- My dragon player has made a pact with the weird groundskeeper/janitor around campus to fuel her kleptomaniac tendency, and steal a gem from my blacksmith player. More on that to come.

- They did some absolutely heinous things to a pack of Shrrg in their first combat encounter. RIP.

- They adopted one of the Shrrg after they doomed him to a slow death of starvation by shattering his teeth (horrible). They healed him, and charmed him into being a friend, and then forged him a new set of magically enchanted steel dentures, so now he is going to be a permanent party member!

- They essentially ignored the main quest (a mysterious circle of destruction and mutated Shrrg that suggest a magical detonation in the same vein of the Vroengard explosion/the Galbatorix explosion only a few miles from the school) in order to go on a new self imposed sidequest of... Well.

- First the party cajoled Saphira into dragging back a Christmas tree.

- The bard (my boyfriend irl) has an antagonistic love-hate relationship with Glaedr (somehow) and spontaneously invented the holiday Christmas in universe while trying to convince Glaedr to sub in as a Christmas ornament. Glaedr refused.

- The whole party, now on board, convinced all the other eldunarí to be Christmas tree ornaments. Glaedr eventually caved and agreed to be the tree topper (the most prestigious position for the most important eldunarí, of course, they told him).

- They decided to name the holiday Gladmas in his honor.

- They came up with the (completely original) idea of a Gladmas icon- a man on the back of a beautiful glittering red dragon, who visits all the little children and leaves them presents. They came up with a plan to use all the eldunarí to power a hasten spell to get them around the world in one night. And they know just the perfect duo to pull this off! The only rider around with a red dragon who would fit the bill!

- So next session is going to be a side quest to convince Murtagh to become Santa Claus.

Sixth of the Dusk gets roped into a game show where they play Name That Bird and he’s going up against a Rosharan who thinks every bird is a chicken (but always gets shown chickens), meanwhile Sixth’s getting birds like the roseate spoonbill.

i don’t have rizz i have big doll eyes and many unsettling things to say

I wish I could add more options (I would add my girl Rysn at the very least) but yeah I'm just curious. Like Kaladin is my favorite but Shallan is the most interesting to me

Farewell, Professor McGonagall.

“OOOOODYSSEUS OF ITHACA! Do you know who I am?”

“Fight, little wolf, fight, wanna entertain me?”

Tagging anyone who wants to do it

Tag Game!

So like...I saw someone do this in the Epic the Musical fan club, and so I'm spreading it's existence. Here's the challenge.

1): Click this link.

2): Click 'shuffle' (the arrows)

3): Wait for the song 'Keep your friends close' to end, THAT MUST BE THE FIRST SONG, and then wait for the first line if the next song to play.

I Got: "Odysseus of Ithaca! Do you know who I am?" -cut to My Goodbye- "You were reckless, sentimental at best."

@bloodmoon-da-idiot @lunarlovesbeanbags @dagh0stking @sleepy-hall @type1dragonwolf @ikamigami (yo sorry for tagging you but I figured you'd like this tag game) @multifandomcutie13 @murder-drones-3 @muffetizdelusional @silly-a-777 @inkyucu @skyuvu123 @mo0ndr0p @thekillermaretwinz @annakenziesworld @ryomaandgundhamkin @a-fucking-tornado @humble-introvert0808 @h-didanart @minx-o @escapetheslaughters @animatronic-assistant

Also don't just like and scroll, participate :^