Hello! He Wasn't On Your List But Can I Request Sir Pentious X Reader Headcannons? Just General Headcannons,

Hello! He wasn't on your list but can I request Sir Pentious x reader headcannons? Just general headcannons, smut or fluff, whatever you want, I just wanna see more love for my favorite snake :)

If not that's okay, no stress :)

Ofc ofc! I made some headcanons with a few nsfw. I dont know a whole lot abt him so theres not much written, hope you enjoy anon!!

He likes calling you dear / honey

he always likes making you little trinkets 

Speaking of his love language is gift giving, this snake boi will drive himself into debt for you. 

he always like to ramble about his interests while you snuggle up next to him

Before you two started dating, he was an absolute mess around you. He couldn't form a cohesive sentence while talking to you. It was cute though.

he still gets nervous easily and flustered even easier 

unironically, this guy LOVES romance movies, he also likes watching documentaries but he doesn't wanna seem like a nerd so he doesn't watch them near you 

when he's drunk he gets so weak and pathetic (not in a mean way I swear)

he gets so emotional and touchy with you,  it's really funny

speaking of, that's how he ended up asking you out. a drunken confession with tears that sober him apologized for.

this man loves old fashioned romance, he will cook with you (despite burning everything) and he'll dance with you, he's so cute omg 

sometimes he'll overwork himself and you will have to physically drag or carry him to bed

he's definitely a little spoon, but as long as you're holding him he's happy

always wants to be near you and doesn't let you out of his sight. he's always holding your hand <3

neither of you go out much, unless you count doing shopping or work

you both prefer dates where you get to stay at home, movie night, cooking, cuddling

you always want to help your amazing snake boyfriend with his building stuff/work, he doesn't usually let you though, he doesn't wanna get a cute thing like you all messy with his work

you never listen and help anyway though, its bonding time! despite you almost blowing up all of his creations….

NSFW HEADCANONS 

☆ he's definitely a bottom, no doubt about it

☆ his kinks include: Degradation, Praise, overstimulation, roleplay.

☆he loves being in between your legs, whether that be giving you head or getting suffocated by your thighs, either is completely ok with him

☆his favorite position is cowgirl 

☆Aftercare with him would just consist of him showering you with compliments and then falling asleep in your arms

Hope you enjoyed hun! sorry if it's short

-xoxo, Ari

Hi! I love your stories and headcanons I was wondering if you could do a Vox x Reader (more preferably fem) where he comes home after he fought with Alastor? I would love to see how that would work out :) Thank you!!

Hii! thank you so much :)

enjoy the fluff/romance anon!!

Vox sighed while slamming the door behind him.  “God fucking dammit” He mumbled under his breath. You were cooking some food, and turned around to face him “What's got you all pissy darling?” you chuckled. Vox hugged you, keeping you close to him and his grasp being tight around you. “Alastor.. that dumb fucker is back” You ran your hands up and down his back, your grabbed his collar, untying his bowtie and kissing the top of his head. you turned off the stove and grabbed his hand, commanding him to go sit down on the couch. 

“uhh what are you doing doll?-” Vox blushed while sitting down on the couch. you laughed to yourself, “Voxxy, you've got such a dirty mind! you need to relax so I'm gonna put in some movies and we can chill out, m'kay? sound good?” you picked up the remote on the coffee table, while putting on an incredibly bad romcom. “yea.. it sounds great my love.” Vox smiled, seeming a lot more relaxed than before. You sat down with him on the couch, snuggling up next to him, both of you letting out a sigh of relief. “I love you honeyy~”  You sighed while hugging him tighter every second, your legs wrapped around him sitting on his lap peppering him with kisses all over. “Love you too doll..” Vox spoke in a half awake state, already falling asleep with you around him. He sighed while his blue claws played with your hair, massaging your scalp while smiling like an idiot in love. mumbling all his problems away, you never knew one man could piss him off this much. he usually wasn't like this, he was always composed for the most part, only other person that got him this riled up was Valentino. you never knew who alastor was, but you didn't really wanna meet him anyway,  with the way Vox always bitched about him he can't be a good person to hang around. 

While thinking to yourself you came to the realization that Vox had stopped talking. quickly turning your head around and looking at him you saw that he was fast asleep, a screensaver appearing on his head. you chuckled to yourself, while cuddling up next to him “I guess the food I was cooking will have to wait eh?” you closed your eyes, drifting off to sleep with Vox holding you tight in his arms with you legs wrapped around him.

(Word count: 410)

Hope you enjoyed hun! sorry this took so long!! <3

-xoxo, Ari

hii !!! do you have any hc's for emily dating a sinner s/o ?? unless you'd rather write a drabble about this :3

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Hii anon hope you enjoyed the request I dont usually write for emi but I thought I'd give it a shot!

(This is set up in a weird way pls ignore it)

♡ Emily met you when you came with charlie and Vaggie to debate about if a soul in hell could be redeemed, she thought you were the most amazing person, so she may have broken a few rules

♡ She hid you in her room when Vaggie and Charlie got sent back to hell, it's the first time she had ever done something like that..god it was such a rush- and even falling for a sinner was dangerous but she couldn't resist the danger and excitement it came from

♡ she could really stick it to sera too, rebelling against her felt so good, showing her that she wasn't some child to be sheltered and protected. dating a sinner was unheard of for the seraphim and sera would kill her but she didn't care. the thrill was too much to resist 

♡ She didn't let you leave her room and if sera entered you'd quickly hide under her bed. you two did really fall hard for each other.

♡ If you two were dating she'd be even sweeter than she usually is

♡ her love language is physical touch for sure

♡ She always plays with your hair, and she puts little bows and clips in them, she thinks it's funny

♡ when you two cuddle she wraps her wings around you, and then nuzzles up next to you

♡ She kinda panicked the first time you kissed. “I- … I JUST KISSED A SINNER I-”

♡ “Hun, if you say it any louder we are gonna get exposed- now just relax mkay?”

♡ “O-oh yeah- right!”  she has almost gotten you two caught so many times, she's a bit of a klutz.

♡ Calls you Angel, sweetie, sweetheart, and probably those very cheesy lovey dovey nicknames (I dare not say them bc I personally hate those nicknames. . .)

♡ Eventually you had to get back to the hazbin hotel, Emily promised you that she'd find a way for these souls to be redeemed and she meant it even more when she was talking to you.

♡ she immediately broke down into tears when you told her that you needed to return back to hell. She couldn't bear the thought of being without you, since you had spent at least two months in her bedroom. After lots of cuddles and reassuring her that you would be back she opened up a portal leading back to hell.

♡ tears filling your eyes you stepped onto the portal waving her off, entering the bright reddish hellhole you called home. 

♡ Walking up to the hazbin hotel you knocked on the door and saw Charlie, her face lighting up when she saw you, everyone was certain you were dead and they were very worried, but after telling them the whole story they all seemed happy for you.

♡ A few weeks later and you still had no idea how to communicate with emily until a golden portal appeared in your room, Emi stepped through hurriedly

♡ “I snuck out..I just needed to see you again!” She said in a shaky voice 

ANNNNDD ON THAT NOTE ILL LEAVE YA WITH THAT CLIFFHANGER :3

I surprisingly had a lotta fun writing this! hope yall enjoyed!!

(Word count: 519)

-xoxo, Ari

A valentines day treat for yall <3

I'm making a valentine's day special and I want yall to request characters u wanna see pleasee! !

I already have:

Lucifer

Velvette

Angel dust

Sir pentious

Vox

BUT REQUEST ANY OTHERS YOU WANNA SEE!! <3

-xoxo, Ari

Hi I was wondering if you could write a Velvette x fem reader one shot or head canon first meet (like I can’t fine any fanfic of her)

(Srry but if my writing is bad English is not my first language lol)

Hope you’re having a nice day/evening/night.

I decided to do velvette headcanons because it's a lot quicker to do lol, hope that's alright, enjoy!! :3

VELVETTE SFW + NSFW HEADCANONS

WARNINGS: [nsfw headcanons after the break]

SFW HEADCANONS

~ you two first met via a meeting with carmilla, both of you being uninterested, you got along and she showed you around her section of voxtek. she soon fell head over heels for your beauty and you started dating in less than a week. no slow burn here folks!

~ She definitely always posts you on social media, everyone has to know you two are dating. 

~ Always is asking you to be one of her models, she thinks you're prettier than any of her other models, and I mean, let's be honest. you are <3

~ Loves going shopping with you, she keeps your wallet empty and your happiness full.

~ likes dressing you up, will always want you in her clothes.

~ Calls you doll, dear, baby/babe, and pretty girl.

~She loves receiving flowers. you gave her some rose's once and she squealed so loud she almost shattered a mirror 

~ she will give you flowers every month, tries to make them different every time

~ let's you style and play with your hair and vice versa, she likes trying new hairstyles on you. like previously stated your her doll she likes dressing you up and doing your hair and makeup.

~ she lets you paint her nails any color, even if she hates the color.  she does anything for her preettyyy girlll <3

~ you are not allowed to leave her side in public, when you're with the vee's she keeps you 10 feet away from Valentino the whole time.

~ speaking of the vee's, you always hang out with them and they are like family to you, your best friends. 

~ when she's done with work she sits on your lap and complains all day, then you go out on a date and cuddle.

~her love language is words of affirmation, she's always complimenting you 

NSFW HEADCANONS 

I feel like velvette is a switch, but usually more dominant.  on more tiring days she lets you take control though.

She is an absolute brat tamer, dont give her attitude or she'll fuck it out of you.

her kinks would probably consist of praise, degrading, painplay, dacryphilia, public sex, and handcuffs/rope

all of these kinks go both ways, although she prefers doing them to you. 

Aftercare with her usually consists of her running a shower for you both to clean up and then watching romance movies :)

hope you enjoyed anon!! I love velvette sm shes so girl boss

-xoxo Ari

Should i make this a hazbin hotel + Helluva boss blog instead??

I've been thinking abt adding hazbin hotel characters but I want yalls opinion, whaddya think?