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Alrighty, Sir Pentious and cherri bomb! Once again, I don't have much lore on these babs compared to the others. But basically, they both still died in the 80's just swap the centuries lol. They still have the same personalities, just heavily influenced by the new time period. Also, Pentious is still part of the hotel and still gets redeemed. Instead of egg boiz, he's got egg grenades. And instead of cherry bombs, cheriis got her cherry galz. Imma say that Pentious is still an inventor, but on a smaller scale do to no longer being a part of the Industrial Revolution. Hince only really having the grenades. But cherri is the opposite. Not much is known about her. At least I haven't seen much- so imma say that she too is a bit crafty, and this side of her blossoms in this AU. Hince the cherry galz.

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WELCOME TO THE HAZBIN HOTEL!!

Ещё немного старых скетчей. На этот раз по Отелю Хазбин

How Hazbin Hotel Characters Would React If You Told Them You're Autistic:

Charlie: I'm so glad you felt safe enough to share that with me! Please let me know if there's anything I can do to accomdate you!

Alastor: I don't care.

Husk: If anyone gives you trouble for it, let me know.

Angel Dust: Cool.

Niffty: Me too!

Sir Pentious: Ssso am I!

Vaggie: We know.

Hazbin Hotel Characters' Reactions to Having a Child Thrown at Them:

Charlie: Oh my god, oh my god! I got you! *barely catches the child* Why would you throw a kid at me?!?

Vaggie: *catches child* What the fuck, why?!?! Where did you get this kid? Did you kidnap them?

Alastor: *catches the child in his mouth and eats them*

Husk: *rushes to catch the child and barely manages it* AH, WHAT THE FUCK?!?! WHERE ARE THIS KIDS PARENTS? YOU CAN'T JUST THROW KIDS AT PEOPLE!!!

Niffty: *just watches and laughs gleefully when the child hits the floor*

Angel: HOLY SHIT! *tries to catch the child, but fails* WHAT THE FUCK?

Sir Peantious: idk hes up in heaven now

Hazbin hotel dump lmao

6 hh characters

i like hasb

I haven't seen anyone mention it and it's been on my mind a lot -

TW for killing/dying, just to be sure

Do y'all think about the implications of the redemption system in hazbin hotel? We all agree Sir Pentious had to redeem himself, then DIE again to be sent to heaven.

So like, imagine the ANGST potential of that.

Let's take for example Angel, trying very hard to redeem himself - but he'll never know if he's actually "worthy" of heaven until he actually just dies again.

What if he wasn't cleansed of his sins ? How can they know for sure ? Someone has to pull the trigger. Kill him without knowing if it'll actually work.

And either he's sent to heaven and it's great, either he wasn't redeemed and... Well. He's dead. The hotel lost a family member forever.

What if they just never try to die because they're too scared they won't be accepted into heaven ? Well then they're pursuing an eternal goal, staying in hell, and it might just drive them crazy as well.

I don't know I'm just having thoughts.

Be selfless

Don’t steal

Stick It To The Man

Should I draw the hotel peeps in bunny suits ..? 👀👀👀

Little Easter comic!

Hazbin hotel stuff that I bought arrived!

Anyway here’s what I got from the 3 trading card packs:

(sorry if the image quality’s bad, feel free to ask any questions about any particular card I got in the comments)

Glad I got Husk and Sir Pentious since they’re my favs.

Quite a few characters we dunno yet, they look really interesting. New characters afaik: Emily, Lute, Susan. and Zestial

Also love that they have the opposite of sinners being called winners.

these two are rares, aaand

Alastor’s an ultra rare

apparently there’s 3 “secret rares”, Im guessing one might be Lucifer, but I dunno :p

Sir Pentious is such a silly guy!!!

Honestly I really like how this came out.

This was made for my 3 color screen printing assignment in printmaking, and eventually imma put dis boy on a shirt or two for myself :>

Final results of the Sir Pentious Print on my T-shirts and my friend’s tote!

(thankfully my friend is really cool and likes the very obvious misprint)

Overall I’m very happy with his this came out, and for fun here’s the digital version with some different background colors that I used to see what background colors might work.

I’ve got a longer post that covers more of my progress, for anyone interested.

When your friend says to act natural.

Enjoy a meme idea I came up with on yet another caffeine induced whim

The fact that I understand this...

Hazbin Hotel is just Alex Brightman Alex-Brightmanning too close to the sun so Alex Brightman is killed. Multiple times.

(Meanwhile Alex Brightman is out there living his best life.)

Inserting my dank self into the chaos that is Hazbin Hotel

Trying out a new eye pupil style idk but HERE IS EDGE LORD

Heya!! I've noticed you've had your reqs open for a while now, so I hope you don't mind writing my idea for me!! Lol

Soo.. could I get some general hcs for the hazbin hotel cast (whomever and however many you feel like doing) with a Cerberus!reader? Preferably sticking to a more platonic theme

No pressure, ofc!!

Thank you for the request when! I’m not to educated on Cerberus but i tried my best to make some general head canons for the main hazbin crew although its not proofread i hope its to your liking !!

Alastor

Cerberus!reader grabbed Alastor’s attention right as they joined the hotel, the concept of having 3 heads with all different emotions and feelings was odd to him. He had many questions but the gentleman he was, was not going to stress you with so many question’s until he got closer to you. As he decides to build up his relationship with you he would drop questions here and there — this way he learns more about you.

When he gets to know you, he would grow to enjoy asking your opinion on things, three opinions will always be better than one! (Unless it hurts his ego somehow, but that was a rare occasion)

He would cook a lot of food and use you as the taste subject. He makes you sit in the kitchen as you watch his process listening to some jazz while having a chit-chat with him is a weekly routine at this point and he’d be confused if you weren’t in the kitchen by Sunday afternoons to try his cooking. He will ask you multiple times if you would want human meat in your food, if you refuse he will defeatedly accept the loss — but he won’t stop asking you just because you said no (and if you say yes he will happily purchase the best kind of meats he knows and sometimes bring you along to purchase them! You also get introduced to Rosie this way)

Since Alastor has taken a liking to you he would randomly pat your heads as well as purchase gifts for the three of you. He made sure they were always tailored to your liking.  He would also ask you to join him on his walks sometimes, and if anybody made you uncomfortable he would reassure you that you’re safe with him.

“So, what do you think?” 

He stands in front of you expectantly, as your tastebuds get filled with a tasty dish you’ve never tried before, you are not quite sure what kind of dish it is — you only that it’s some kind of steak. You take a long second really thinking before the three of you in sync say;

“This is spicy.. is it supposed to be like that?”

“I’d like to have some more flavor just simple things like salt and pepper would do well!

“I like it, it’s perfect!”

The three of you glance at each other and then at Alastor who stands there with a slightly concerned grin.

“Uh huh you don’t say.”

And after that he made sure to tailor the food to the each of you! He thinks of it like a puzzle in some sort of a way, if the three of you are satisfied then he finished it 

Husker

At first husker didn’t really care for Cerberus!reader, they were probably gonna be like any sinner anyway, someone trying to be better — only to drink their sorrows away.

When he realizes that none of you drink alcohol he changes his opinions on the three of you!(if you do drink alcohol… Nuh uh :3) He tries to actually entertain you whenever you enlighten him with random visit at the bar, chatting about topics the three of you’ve been thinking about lately. 

He would definitely grow a bit protective of you and would use nicknames like kid, champ, bud to address you and would give you thumbs ups to quietly show you he’s proud of you.

He would allow you to touch his ears and his tail if you’re curious about them, and in return he gets permission to pat your head whenever he pleases.

He would show you multiple card tricks and would always wear a smug expression on his face whenever he saw the three heads getting fascinated with his simple tricks — that definite made him more confident as you praised his tricks!

His deck quickly mixes together with the flick of a wrist, you watch in amusement as the cards go back and forward in a very mesmerizing pattern. Husk clears his throat before he starts;

“And now, watch as the cards mix..”

The three of you have your eyes fixated on the cards spinning round and round. Until he stops and then spreads it out in a half circle before picking up a card making sure its back is facing you. The three look at you in anticipation waiting for him to show the card she chose.

“Was this your cards?”

He flips the cards and show them to you; two of you look in excitement as he shows them their cards they had chosen earlier, they bombard husk with questions but then the third head speaks up;

“Wait, those are only two cards! Where’s mine?”

Husks chuckles before he grabs something from the back of the third heads ear,

“Oh sorry! Forgot i left the card here!”

Niffty 

Niffty takes a quick liking to you, and as soon as she gets a moment alone with you she will show you her bug collection and give you a bug that in her words “matches your fur and compliments all of the eyes you have”. 

She would sew you some small accessories.. yes they might have had sticks and bugs used in the materials but it’s the thought that counts! Besides it doesn’t even look bad, she would normally place them behind your ears or somewhere on your head. 

If you can’t find niffty? Expect her to be messing with one of your heads, she loves to climb up on them and just sit there, following you in your daily life as you’re out and about. (She is an automatic free-escape pass from Valentin[hoe]!)

“I was thinking!! What if you join me for cleaning duty tomorrow! I’ll even pay you… three queen roaches!”

She says this with starts in her eyes as if it’s the best offer she could ever give you, and who are you to say no? You can easily spot dirt and dust with the help of your other heads and you can help Niffty reach tight spots

“Why not!”

Charlie

When Cerberus!Reader first joined the hotel she was very chipper just like she is with any other guest, but the fact that you had a very intimating look but still acted better than half of the sinners inside the hotel was something she was extra excited about!

She bombards you with questions and asks a lot about how the three-head thing works, did she need to fix the room so it fitted all of your standards? If you all ate same food or not? When you guys decide outfits, do to often disagree with what your going to wear. Etc.

Would try to have therapy sessions with you! I believe one of your heads would be.. not so pleased with this whilst another one would vent their heart out. (Also Charlie would definitely try having karaoke sessions with all of you and would adore the way the three of you are able to harmonize even if you don’t always get along)

Her pen taps along a board before she looks at the three of you;

“So you have a problem getting along.. mm have you tried telling each other why you are annoyed?”

“Well these loudmouths are nothing but trouble! They can’t keep their mouth shut even if the world was ending!

“Wha— says you! It’s not my time you keep being a buzzkill”

“You both are annoying! Just shut the fuck up before i start fighting yall.”

After that the bickering grows and Charlie has to step in to help calm the three of you down.

Vaggie

When Cerberus! Reader joins the hotel Vaggie is very cautious, three heads— three problems! She will keep her distance and give you some glances but never actively act rude towards you since you haven’t actually bothered her. 

If you give her time to get used to you and get to know you she will grow to trust you more and more, and she would give you words of advice when your not sure on what to do to show her appreciation towards you. But when the three of you argue with each other she will give all of you a bonk on the head.

Would train the three of you to become better fighters and when you fight against heaven you’re a real pro, she’s very proud of you even if she dosent show it to well!

Her angelic sphere pointed to one of your three necks as you lay on the ground defenceless; she has just beaten you guys in a fight once again, 

“If you guys were better at working with this body, maybe we’d win?”

One of the heads scoff

“Pff, as if! If you would follow my lead? It would’ve been as easy as pie!”

“We havnt even baked before how could you say it’s as easy as pie..”

Vaggie sighs as the bonks each of your heads talking about how the three of you needs to learn on how to get along.

Angel dust

When Cerberus!Reader joins the hotel he will quickly point out the uneven fur and would quickly take the role as a ‘big brother’  to the reader. He would bully the three of you multiple times but only in a friendly teasing way.

He would have sleepovers with you, he enjoyed gossiping with the three of you as he would give you a ‘makeover’ mostly by brushing your fur and giving one of your faces makeup as he would recommend you shampoos and conditioners to keep your fur looking more fresh.

Would ask your opinions on outfits even if they are revealing, since he is like a brother to you it’s not that strange. He would most definitely not throw any sexual comments towards you and if anybody else does so, they get a beating.

Will randomly come into your room to check up on you,( and borrow some of your clothes) he most definitely steals a lot of your stuff and whenever you have a sleepover he would just put it of as if it was nothing. Will also multiple times tell you not to drink and go down the path he went.

“Ow! Be careful you dunce!”

One of your heads mutter as angel dust tries to brush through your matted fur struggling with every brush stroke he makes.

“Well maybe if you’d be more careful i wouldn’t have to fix it so damn often!”

It all comes from a place of love though!

Sir pentious 

When Cerberus!Reader join the hotel, Sir pentious gets a good feeling about having you around right away, your demon form has three heads and he is very snake — like with makes him feel less out-of-place with the rest of the crew.

If you joined around when he joined he never made any plans to kill you with his weapons (in episode 3) instead he would order angelic weapons from Carmilla and then try to teach the three of you how you could make weapons! As long as one of you learn the most simple of things he will feel super achieved and want to teach you more and more things as you slowly get better and better. 

Would make weapons for you and give you a tour in his evil lair (/his ship). 

His egg boys would absolutely adore you and frank would normally hang around the three of you the most, even calling you boss in front of Pentious — he woudnt even mind!

“Sso you ssee, if you take these parts together.. and then place them like that.. it will create a blasst-gun, but if you move thiss piece it will create a bomb weapon, do you get it?”

“Yeah not to hard to remember”

“Uhm.. wich piece did you move again?”

“Nope no! I’m completely lost right now!”