Hiiiiii, I Saw You Write For Sir Pentious!! Very Exciting Since Not Many People Do

Hiiiiii, I saw you write for Sir Pentious!! Very exciting since not many people do 😭

I was wondering if I could maybe request a smug with him and a chubbier reader who’s a little insecure about themselves but he’s just completely all over them, hands on them as much as he possibly can. Kissing all over, groping their chest, the whole shebang really. If not that’s totally fine!! Thank you anywayyyy <33

Soo look- I have no idea how yo write smut with sir pentious so I made a comfort drabble instead,hope that's alright with you?? 😭😭

You stood there in front of the mirror getting teary eyed, before pearlescent tears fell down your face. you didn't even notice your boyfriend Sir pentious, had walked into the room

“Oh dear! What happened my love?- Are you okay?”

He rushed to you, hugging you and looking at you with worry.

“I-its nothing hun..” You hiccuped.

“Its clearly something! tell me what's wrong, please..”

You looked back into the mirror, hating the person who stood behind it.

“I just.. I don't know how you could love somone as ugly as me..”

Pentious almost choked on air, looking at you dumbfounded. “What?! my dear, you are amazing and so incredible! how could I not love somone like you? your perfect, your body, your smile, your eyes, your personality, I just love it all!” 

He showered you in kisses and turned to face the mirror with you, he brought you into a hug before lifting you up and carrying you to bed, kissing your tears away and just holding you

“you, all of you, is perfect.” sir pentious mumbled into your ear, barely audible. you smiled and cried into his shoulder, starting to finally belive him.

You are perfect .

Word count = 198

-Xoxo, Ari

Please, write an x reader about the Vs with an angel reader who they want to win over and who happens to be completely oblivious about their intentions because she is very naïve. Oh, and I would appreciate some fluff! If it's okay, I'd like Vox and Val to have romantic intentions while Velvette has platonic ones (ie: wanting to hang out with reader and show off her work). Of course, this last bit about Velvette is completely up to you! Thank you for reading! <3

my first ask back from hiatus, enjoy my dear anon! I'll be honest, I dont know how to write Valentino in a not smutty or angsty way, so I tried my best, velvette's has implications of her liking you but not dating so???

[SUGGESTIVE AND ITS VALENTINO SO IT DESERVES ITS OWN WARNING THERE]

THE VEE'S X ANGEL READER

Vox

☆ Vox found you during extermination day, you weren't an exterminator- just wanted to visit the bright red place they call hell. 

☆ took an interest in you, more specifically your naivete. he put on his business smile and led you to the vee's tower wanting to “tour hell” with you

☆ Instead he just ended up falling for you harder than he thought

☆ his original plan was to get you to sign your soul off and he'd use you as branding, something like “even angels live voxtek products!!”

☆ but he ended up liking you more than he should've, he thinks your naive and kinda ditzy, he loves it and think its adorable

☆ however, he doesn't let you leave hell, so I suppose you're a fallen angel now.

☆ no matter,  you're with Vox now. you can have everything you ever need and want

☆ And he totally didn't brainwash your brain into thinking that. 

☆ “Just don't ask questions, okay angel?”

Valentino 

~Valentino saw you wandering hell during extermination, you were not killing anyone though.. what the fuck?

~But you, you looked different then the other angles he'd seen.

~He just had to have you,  I mean how could he possibly even resist! it's your fault for looking all dumb and naive like that after all. 

~He grabbed your wrist and threw you into his studio, all the explicit content and nudity made your poor virgin eyes look away and blush.

~ “Aren't you a lovely specimen my dear angel? your so much different then the others I've seen, amorcito~” His voice was tinged with lies but you were just too stupid to notice, weren't you?

~You fell hook, line, and sinker for him. you quickly signed a contract with him, he had you right where he wanted you. while him? well you were..just another worker is all. but soon you started getting popular, in videos like Ditzy angel has their first time!~

~It was all acting anyway, what was the harm in making a few videos?

~You quickly became Val's favorite. He didn't treat you badly, you'd sit on his lap while he'd direct his other workers. He'd treat them so badly though! you couldn't help but feel bad so you often calmed val down by snuggling up to him and wrapping your pretty angelic wings around him.

~Upon your touch he usually shuts up, and wraps his own wings around you too. and he would always be gentle with you. 

Velvette

-Velvette just found you waltzing around hell like it was no big deal, she was confused as hell but intrigued, you were different 

-actually, you were perfect. so she snatched the opportunity while she could.

-She ran up to you, turning up her charm and asking you if you wanted to model for her company

-She showered you with compliments, and it was more like an order and demand rather than her actually asking you.

-no matter, you excitedly agreed. you've always wanted to be a model!

-Your her top model actually,  you got a lot of popularity being an angel after all

-She dresses you up in white and blue, not usually her style but she must admit, it looks great on you!

-You never leave her side, she's very protective of you. I mean there are dangerous people out in hell and “I just wanna keep you safe my angelic dolly!~”

-Any of her advances fly right by you, not even noticing she's flirting with you, she does get pissed about it sometimes but she usually just ends up saying “You're a klutz, my dear angel. and your cute and ditzy and clearly not getting that I'm flirting with you so your clearly my type.”

-you look away from the new dress she bought you “Huh? sorry what'd you say Vel? I got distracted..”

-xoxo, Ari

As an aroace sex-repulsed person I just wanna say:

It's fine by me if you want to write smut featuring Alastor, consensual or not, because nowhere is it clearly stated that he's sex-repulsed.

It's not disrespectful or anything like that. The only thing I'd hate from any content creator is if they're trying to gatekeep a character because they kin them or something, or if the creator goes out of their way to disrespect real people.

Heck, you can write any character however you want. That's the beauty of fictional stories and characters: they're subjective. Art is in the eye of the beholder, after all.

The people in the tags making this whole thing a big deal are not the spokespeople of the whole ace community, or any community.

Keep on keeping on y'all, I love you and all your works. 🖤

it took me like five minutes to find my state bc I'm a dumbass and cant navigate a map to save my life- BUT LETS GOOO YURI STATE!!

map i made.

I live in a yaoi state 😔

(s)creamed

You Were MEANT to be MINE.

My hungry ass could never work at a hot topic

Can't decide whether it's funnier to say "my hungry ass could never work at a" and then say something that implies you're eating something truly grotesque or something that just, makes no sense